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6/13/14 10:06 AM
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meowmeowkats
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meowmeowkats - When I am at work and have to greet someone and they ignore me, I answer for them and have a small conversation with myself

I love how the topcoat to my nail polish smells. It's rotten but fruity smelling. I'd huff that shit for days.

Sometimes I like to see how long I can drive using my knees. Phone Post 3.0
Me thinks I know you... you enjoying Europe weirdo? Phone Post 3.0
Definitely not who you think I am haha Phone Post 3.0
6/13/14 7:57 PM
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wanderpage siljackson - I get super teary eyed during every single triumphant moment...I'm talking the legitimate moments like Rudy getting that sack in the last game of the season, all the way down to when I'm watching pro wrestling and the crowd is behind a guy and he pins the other guy..I literally have to fight back tears.

It's the weirdest shit

Oh also I rub my left eyebrow a ton and I feel like every loud noise at night is the world ending...fuck I'm weird Phone Post 3.0

I seriously think you might be me. This is OGception level shit right now.
Lmao. . Do all three of those things apply to you? Phone Post 3.0

Yes, that's what fucked me up.


I mean the teary eyed thing was no big deal. Some dudes get emotional.

Even the loud noises at night thing. Weird that we hit both of those, but not really noteworthy.

But the left eyebrow thing. That was the WTF moment. And because I rub my left eyebrow so much I am acutely aware of all of the hairs in that eyebrow. There is one particular hair this is longer and thicker than the others. I will rip out 50 eyebrow hairs trying to get that fucker (I know I could use a mirror but I am at my desk and don't want to get up) and it is glorious every single time I pull it out.
Holy shit that's odd!

I'm not saying we're the same person....but have you ever noticed me and you are never in the same place at the same time???? Phone Post 3.0
6/13/14 9:34 PM
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I talked a few guys at work to try the captain Morgan pee.... They are into it too Phone Post 3.0
6/13/14 10:42 PM
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JeffersonDArcyChoke
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Smell my girlfriends hair while she's sleeping. 3 years and she has no clue. She also doesn't know that I have a weird obsession for hair. I've always wanted a HJ with her hair wrapped around my dick, but I don't have the balls to ask.

I slide my pinky up her ass crack credit card swipe style.

I then sniff it to see that she is keeping herself properly clean. Phone Post 3.0
6/13/14 10:47 PM
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Dreamer
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Lol I do the flushing while still pissing thing too

Thought I was the only one
6/13/14 11:05 PM
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BrianDuhBum
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i go into the woods and masterbate to porn mags then leave them there for others to find...did I mention i'm 54yo
6/13/14 11:19 PM
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BendosSMOOTHshaft - I also eat one thing at a time. And save the thing I enjoy the most for last. If i'm eating a baked potato, mac and cheese, and steak. Mac, potato, then steak. And they can't touch.

When eating a burger I make sure the last bite is the "best looking" out of the last few bites. Idk how to explain it it's so weird.
I do the same thing. Best til last.
It pisses my wife off,big time. Phone Post 3.0

I can't let certain foods touch either! Like if I have something with sauce on my plate i won't put another food item next to it that i'm not ok with it touching. For example, salad and gravy cannot go next to each other and touch. I'll either separate them with a piece of bread or something so it doesn't touch or get 2 plates.



Who the fcuk eats salad and gravy? Phone Post 3.0
I was giving an example dipshit.

Like on Thanksgiving, you can put mashed potatoes, turkey, gravy and salad on your plate. Idk it was the first thing that came to mind. Phone Post 3.0
6/14/14 3:59 PM
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BrianDuhBum - i go into the woods and masterbate to porn mags then leave them there for others to find...did I mention i'm 54yo

Mystery solved.
6/14/14 4:16 PM
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I set the microwave to an odd number and the digits have to add up to an old number...for instance 2:01

I bite the inside of my cheek on the left side

I sit down in the shower

I decide if I will see a movie in theater by the first trailer...I will not watch anything else on a movie after that..I will even turn the tv if a commercial comes on for a movie I'm going to see if it's not not the original trailer
That's all I got for now Phone Post 3.0
6/14/14 4:17 PM
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When removing my underwear i let it drop to my left foot and kick into air where I snatch it mid-air with hand
6/14/14 4:36 PM
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MadDog243 - I take off all my clothes to shit (on my throne, public shitters cant do that obviously)

use my piss stream to clean the toilet bowl or chip away at a turd

I also do the aforementioned race with the flush.

and thats just the stuff im willing to admit.
VU because I think we just became best friends. That, or we're the same person. Phone Post 3.0
6/14/14 5:39 PM
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Mr. Freeze - I set the microwave to an odd number and the digits have to add up to an old number...for instance 2:01

I bite the inside of my cheek on the left side

I sit down in the shower

I decide if I will see a movie in theater by the first trailer...I will not watch anything else on a movie after that..I will even turn the tv if a commercial comes on for a movie I'm going to see if it's not not the original trailer
That's all I got for now Phone Post 3.0

haha I'm with this guy. There's all these people in this thread having to set their volumes to an even number.

Fuck that, that shit's sitting on 23.
6/14/14 5:52 PM
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Mookie 3:16
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I sleep in the shed.

I exit the house out my bedroom window rather than the front door.  

 

6/14/14 6:08 PM
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MadDog243 - I take off all my clothes to shit (on my throne, public shitters cant do that obviously)

use my piss stream to clean the toilet bowl or chip away at a turd

I also do the aforementioned race with the flush.

and thats just the stuff im willing to admit.
Holy fuck used to do the first one till I was like 16, still do the second.
I only shit on my toilet. Often I shower immediately after.
I leave the main floor light or t.v. on to ward off intruders. Phone Post 3.0

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