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6/12/14 2:35 AM
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Pebli
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No matter what the circumstance, I can't eat home brand food. I'm no food snob, I just have a weird complex with it. Especially home brand dairy.

I don't just talk to my dogs, (which wouldn't be that weird) but I do ask them questions, like asking how their day went or "did you want your jacket taken off Pebbles or are your alright atm?" I didn't think this was odd until my sister said it was.

A common one but my volume or temperature controls always have to be an even number, unless it's a multiple of 5, then that's OK and the world won't crash and burn. My husband tries to fuck with me by changing it up just one notch while I'm napping in the car >:(

When I microwave my food I always try to open the door when it gets to 1 but before the buzzer goes off.

I have this weird complex with customers at work. If you can't be bothered handing me your money when I have my hand out and you just put it down on the counter (especially when there are coins involved), I'll do the same with your change and receipt.

I eat vegemite and lettuce sandwiches. It is the best combo ever. I thought this was common knowledge but apparently not.

That's all I got for now but I'm sure I do a hell of a lot more weird shit. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 2:35 AM
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ShogunBuddha
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Count by 6 every time I step on tile, because it has 6 sides... as im walking 6,12,18 etc. Been doing this as long as I can remember.

Chew food equally on both sides of my mouth.

Get naked when I shit. It makes me feel free.

When I get a haircut, I have to wash my car, clothes and clean my house because it just feels right.

If a girl bites my ear during sex its
insta-cum.

Just to name a few Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 2:38 AM
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HST
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I snort cocaine then see if I can masterbate.
6/12/14 2:44 AM
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HST
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HST - I snort cocaine then see if I can masterbate.

The reason I don't involve females in this experiment is because, in my experience, they don't find it very appealing when my flaccid penis is unable to penetrate their vagina.
6/12/14 2:48 AM
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ShogunBuddha
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Last bite of whatever im eating has to be perfect Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 2:54 AM
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I sing the song playing in the gym while grappling, especially love songs Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 3:06 AM
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meowmeowkats
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When I am at work and have to greet someone and they ignore me, I answer for them and have a small conversation with myself

I love how the topcoat to my nail polish smells. It's rotten but fruity smelling. I'd huff that shit for days.

Sometimes I like to see how long I can drive using my knees. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 3:22 AM
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S bend7
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TEAR GAS KUSH - I grow a shitload of heirloom tomatoes. 8 strains



and I haaaaaate tomatoes. I just give them away.
Fucking weirdo!

















What's the heaviest one you've grown.? Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 3:24 AM
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S bend7
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BendosSMOOTHshaft - I also eat one thing at a time. And save the thing I enjoy the most for last. If i'm eating a baked potato, mac and cheese, and steak. Mac, potato, then steak. And they can't touch.

When eating a burger I make sure the last bite is the "best looking" out of the last few bites. Idk how to explain it it's so weird.
I do the same thing. Best til last.
It pisses my wife off,big time. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 3:41 AM
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BTTMike
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meowmeowkats - When I am at work and have to greet someone and they ignore me, I answer for them and have a small conversation with myself

I love how the topcoat to my nail polish smells. It's rotten but fruity smelling. I'd huff that shit for days.

Sometimes I like to see how long I can drive using my knees. Phone Post 3.0
Me thinks I know you... you enjoying Europe weirdo? Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 4:01 AM
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If I pull a drinking glass out of the cabinet I have to smell it to see if its clean. If not it goes back in and I pick another one.

If I have to go somewhere (bathroom,make food,work,etc.) and the tv is on, I have to find something that I would be watching if I was sitting there. I don't dare turn the tv on in the morning before work. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 4:52 AM
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When I take a piss I stand totally to the right of the toilet, instead of front on I guess. No idea why Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 6:22 AM
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Cuban Cigano
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Every number on a device eg. Volume on a tv, a fan switch, a tv channel, has to be an even number or be a basic multiple of an even number. Like the channel 73 is ok because 7 3 = 10. The fan is always on 2 or 0. The radio station in the car makes it difficult.

I also talk to my pets like they're people. But I respond for them or imagine what they would be responding by the look on their face. "Oh hey Fynn (my dog) what'd you get up to today?
Not much man just lay around, chased some birds...
Oh sweet Fynn, what do you think about that local sporting team?" Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 6:35 AM
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Pebli
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Cuban Cigano - Every number on a device eg. Volume on a tv, a fan switch, a tv channel, has to be an even number or be a basic multiple of an even number. Like the channel 73 is ok because 7 3 = 10. The fan is always on 2 or 0. The radio station in the car makes it difficult.

I also talk to my pets like they're people. But I respond for them or imagine what they would be responding by the look on their face. "Oh hey Fynn (my dog) what'd you get up to today?
Not much man just lay around, chased some birds...
Oh sweet Fynn, what do you think about that local sporting team?" Phone Post 3.0
Oh hello me! Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 6:41 AM
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Lol holy shit OP. I do the same shit with movie lines. I also do it with facial expressions they make too.

I can't eat a regular bowl of ice cream. I put milk in it and mix it up essentially making it a big ass milkshake in a bowl.

When eating French fries, I eat all up to a little piece on the end then throw the last little piece away. Mainly if it's too crunchy though.

Probably more OCD than anything but I can't stand for anything to be by itself. If we are at a grocery store and I see, say, a Mountain Dew bottle misplaced with the Pepsi's, it becomes my mission to put it back where it belongs or I'll go insane.

Most of this shit drives my wife nuts. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 6:47 AM
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BendosSMOOTHshaft -
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BendosSMOOTHshaft -

I feel like i've been needing to say that for a long time. I feel much better now.

Don't be scared Garth, why don't you just go talk to her... Talk to her... Talk to her Phone Post 3.0

Sounds like i'm missing a reference. Explain please. And maybe one day.. when we're married. Idk why, but I just can't do it.

Lol. It's from Wayne's World. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 8:08 AM
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I never pick up any change that is tails up. I flip it over then pick it up. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 8:18 AM
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Anytime I randomly think of a bad/embarassing memory, I shout something to push the thought out/away.

e.g. KP's brain says: 'Remember that time when_____ and you _____' and I spout out something that's not even a real word sometimes like I have tourettes.
6/12/14 8:28 AM
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I would always rather be naked when I shit. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 9:07 AM
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I don't know what chicken chops are and I don't care to find out. If they serve chicken chops in the cafeteria at work I just say "Fuck this!" and walk out. Then go hungry for the rest of the day. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 9:13 AM
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Also shit naked when I'm home alone. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 10:49 AM
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When driving I nod my head to jump an imaginary dot in my vision over the reflectors on the side of the highway. I can do this for hours on long drives. Fucking weird, I hope no one ever notices. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 11:27 AM
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UnbreakableT - When driving I nod my head to jump an imaginary dot in my vision over the reflectors on the side of the highway. I can do this for hours on long drives. Fucking weird, I hope no one ever notices. Phone Post 3.0
When switching lanes i swerve over really quickly to avoid hitting the reflector. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 12:35 PM
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MountainMedic -
wanderpage siljackson - I get super teary eyed during every single triumphant moment...I'm talking the legitimate moments like Rudy getting that sack in the last game of the season, all the way down to when I'm watching pro wrestling and the crowd is behind a guy and he pins the other guy..I literally have to fight back tears.

It's the weirdest shit

Oh also I rub my left eyebrow a ton and I feel like every loud noise at night is the world ending...fuck I'm weird Phone Post 3.0
Unresolved issues that you didn't allow yourself to fully process come out at seemingly nonsensical moments becduse you are safe and comfortable enough for it to happen, even if it makes no sense at the time

Or remarkably low T.

It could be either thing. Phone Post 3.0
Vtfu!..Holy shit you may be right about the unresolved issues.

Any advice on how to figure what issue it is? ? Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 12:35 PM
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BendosSMOOTHshaft - I also eat one thing at a time. And save the thing I enjoy the most for last. If i'm eating a baked potato, mac and cheese, and steak. Mac, potato, then steak. And they can't touch.

When eating a burger I make sure the last bite is the "best looking" out of the last few bites. Idk how to explain it it's so weird.
I do the same thing. Best til last.
It pisses my wife off,big time. Phone Post 3.0

I can't let certain foods touch either! Like if I have something with sauce on my plate i won't put another food item next to it that i'm not ok with it touching. For example, salad and gravy cannot go next to each other and touch. I'll either separate them with a piece of bread or something so it doesn't touch or get 2 plates.




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