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6/12/14 12:52 AM
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Devin Ratray's gf, WOOF
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I can't eat cereal in a bowl. Has to be in a big ass souvenir cup. Been like that since I was 8 or 9, so like 23 years now. My wife hates it.

I have to step on a crunchy leaf every time I see one. Same goes for cracks when walking on sidewalks.

I repeat cool movie/tv lines (trying to be in that same character, when no one is looking of course.) right after I hear/see it.

I flush the toilet in the middle of pissing. I try speeding up the pissing to see if I can beat the flush.

I have to have cherries every time I drink coke at work. My boss had a problem with it a while ago, but got used to it.

Whenever I finish boxing (sparring) I let my partner get the last 2 hits. Always. My dad thought/thinks it's retarded. 20 years later and I still do it, lol. I really don't know why, maybe it's the adrenaline? Or I think the rds weren't hard enough? Maybe my dad's right?

There's a shit load more. But your turn! Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 12:55 AM
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MahatmaPetey
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Sometimes I post on the UG. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 12:58 AM
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cheesesteak
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Sometimes instead of simply blowig my nose to get the snots out I will pick snots out just to see how far i can stretch them and will dig for 20-30 minutes at a time making sure every last bit of snot gets picked out
6/12/14 12:58 AM
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Devin Ratray's gf, WOOF
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MahatmaPetey - Sometimes I post on the UG. Phone Post 3.0
Lol! that was my next one. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 1:00 AM
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If I'm at home I get naked and put one foot up on the seat when i piss so I'm standing like captain Morgan.

Something about it man, it's just comfortable Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 1:02 AM
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SoupCan - If I'm at home I get naked and put one foot up on the seat when i piss so I'm standing like captain Morgan.

Something about it man, it's just comfortable Phone Post 3.0
Lmao, I pictured Captain Morgan before reading that far. Fucking awesome.

Bunch of fuckin' weirdos, man. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 1:10 AM
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SoupCan - If I'm at home I get naked and put one foot up on the seat when i piss so I'm standing like captain Morgan.

Something about it man, it's just comfortable Phone Post 3.0
I'm trying that one later Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 1:11 AM
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TEAR GAS KUSH
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I grow a shitload of heirloom tomatoes. 8 strains



and I haaaaaate tomatoes. I just give them away.
6/12/14 1:12 AM
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I fart on my cat.

I lace my blunts with coke.

I set my watch 15 mins ahead.

When I'm chubbed up I'll move my dick by squeezing my pc muscle and and say "Firing the main cannon Pew Pew!!!". My girl hates this.

I spend my free time watching my neighbours because I think they are G-Men watching me.

Some more will be posted later. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 1:20 AM
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SoupCan - If I'm at home I get naked and put one foot up on the seat when i piss so I'm standing like captain Morgan.

Something about it man, it's just comfortable Phone Post 3.0
You piss with the seat down? Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 1:23 AM
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SoupCan
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MediumRareMistake -
SoupCan - If I'm at home I get naked and put one foot up on the seat when i piss so I'm standing like captain Morgan.

Something about it man, it's just comfortable Phone Post 3.0
You piss with the seat down? Phone Post 3.0
I'm not going to put my foot on the porcelain, what you think I am some kind of weirdo Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 1:23 AM
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I also flush halfway through a piss and try to finish before its done flushing. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 1:28 AM
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SoupCan
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^ I do that to when I'm at work Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 1:32 AM
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I don't like using spoons. Ever since I was a kid, the only thing I will use a spoon for is cereal and soup. I use a fork for everything else even ice cream.

When I'm browsing on a computer I have to right click every minute or so. Even if I've just clicked a link, I get this compulsion to click again just because.

In the car I have to take my shoes off for long trips and will usually take 2 pairs of shoes if I'm driving (unless I'm wearing boots) . Like flip flops and heels. I don't drive in heels. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 1:38 AM
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SoupCan -
MediumRareMistake -
SoupCan - If I'm at home I get naked and put one foot up on the seat when i piss so I'm standing like captain Morgan.

Something about it man, it's just comfortable Phone Post 3.0
You piss with the seat down? Phone Post 3.0
I'm not going to put my foot on the porcelain, what you think I am some kind of weirdo Phone Post 3.0
You're posting in a thread about weird shit you do so yes, yes I do. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 1:42 AM
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SoupCan
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BendosSMOOTHshaft -

I feel like i've been needing to say that for a long time. I feel much better now.

Don't be scared Garth, why don't you just go talk to her... Talk to her... Talk to her Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 1:44 AM
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I get super teary eyed during every single triumphant moment...I'm talking the legitimate moments like Rudy getting that sack in the last game of the season, all the way down to when I'm watching pro wrestling and the crowd is behind a guy and he pins the other guy..I literally have to fight back tears.

It's the weirdest shit

Oh also I rub my left eyebrow a ton and I feel like every loud noise at night is the world ending...fuck I'm weird Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 1:52 AM
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6/12/14 1:53 AM
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except for racing the toliet on the flush, i do it to and feel like jeff gordon when I win.
6/12/14 2:19 AM
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wanderpage siljackson - I get super teary eyed during every single triumphant moment...I'm talking the legitimate moments like Rudy getting that sack in the last game of the season, all the way down to when I'm watching pro wrestling and the crowd is behind a guy and he pins the other guy..I literally have to fight back tears.

It's the weirdest shit

Oh also I rub my left eyebrow a ton and I feel like every loud noise at night is the world ending...fuck I'm weird Phone Post 3.0
Unresolved issues that you didn't allow yourself to fully process come out at seemingly nonsensical moments becduse you are safe and comfortable enough for it to happen, even if it makes no sense at the time

Or remarkably low T.

It could be either thing. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 2:22 AM
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I take off all my clothes to shit (on my throne, public shitters cant do that obviously)

use my piss stream to clean the toilet bowl or chip away at a turd

I also do the aforementioned race with the flush.

and thats just the stuff im willing to admit.
6/12/14 2:29 AM
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I pull hair out of my beard area which has resulted in my inability to grow a beard without a big bald patch. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 2:31 AM
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Sometimes I try to shine a flashlight up my nostrils and when there is a big crusty booger all the way up there ill grab it with a pair of tweezers.

And then admire it like its a trophy bass I caught Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 2:31 AM
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I love taking the cotton off of a Qtip and scratching my inner ear with the end of the plastic stick. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 2:33 AM
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Crooked NYer - Sometimes I try to shine a flashlight up my nostrils and when there is a big crusty booger all the way up there ill grab it with a pair of tweezers.

And then admire it like its a trophy bass I caught Phone Post 3.0
I like taking a tweezer and doing that as well. I like the feeling of the runny part of the snot coming out of my nose. Phone Post 3.0

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