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6/12/14 6:24 PM
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Kings21
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Pretty sure i do everything listed so far besides drive a toyota. Dont much care for dem toyotas. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 6:27 PM
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Giving a single fuck what other people think is manly.
6/12/14 6:30 PM
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The Adversary
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Arguing with your woman in public.
6/12/14 8:16 PM
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slo ko
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MushroomHead - What about the "...unless" scenarios?


For example, a guy cannot look many wearing a scarf...UNLESS...he is flying an open cockpit bi-plane.



Also, slo ko, did you enjoy getting serenaded with my boisterous golden pipes last night? Phone Post 3.0
As a matter of fact, I found your golden pipes with a touch of Kansas area flavor to be quite soothing.

Oh. In keeping with the spirit of the thread, I will add that Mushroom Head cannot possibly send three beautiful vocalizations to slo ko and still look manly doing so. Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 8:16 PM
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pm1964 - Giving a single fuck what other people think is manly.
You're a little bit late Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 8:17 PM
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slo ko
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notsobigmike -
slo ko - - smoke a cigarette with just the index and middle finger

???

I don't get this one. How else would you smoke a cigarette? Like a join between your index finger and thumb?
Of course Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 8:19 PM
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slo ko
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Devlin -
Munk - playing soccer, cricket, or jacks
Tell that to Jose Aldo ;).

Drinking.with a straw, you cannot look tough while using a straw. Phone Post 3.0
I found a way. You wrap your entire fist around it.

Wait.

That's still not manly Phone Post 3.0
6/12/14 8:22 PM
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The Adversary
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Grapefruiting another man.
6/12/14 8:26 PM
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I like to eat bananas by shoving it as far down as my throat as I can

Looks way more manly
6/12/14 8:35 PM
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Saying 'OMG' out loud.



6/12/14 8:41 PM
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Gas Man
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Talking like a baby when talking to a baby

Letting a woman drive with a man in the car, just doesn't look right to me Phone Post 3.0
6/13/14 3:45 AM
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slo ko
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Letting someone else pump your gas in New Jersey Phone Post 3.0
6/13/14 3:55 AM
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forever anonymous - A manly man, can look manly doing any activity. Little beta bitches on the other hand, cannot look manly doing any activity.


It's a phenomenon i'd like to call 'being a total fuckin' pussy', and well over half of this website suffers from it.

Just because you think you look manly and think you are some "alpha" doesn't mean you actually do look like it and are one, when you run around your house in pantyhose and a tiara singing songs from The Sound Of Music.
6/13/14 5:04 AM
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Cotton
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Fucking your dad.
6/13/14 6:06 AM
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jscorbett
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Carrying the wife's purse in public. Phone Post 3.0
6/13/14 7:04 AM
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Cookie Monster
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Black Belt, Huntington, WV
Planting flowers Phone Post 3.0
6/13/14 7:19 AM
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wearing tight or skinny jeans.

no one can look manly in these unless manly means you love cocks in your mouth.
6/13/14 8:38 AM
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slo ko - - Ride on the back of a motorcycle with your bro

- Lick an ice cream cone

- Eat a corndog

- Eat a banana

- Drink from a straw

- Apply lip balm

- Blot on a napkin after applying lip balm
Fuck me... I've done all of those things more than 4 times each. Phone Post 3.0
6/13/14 8:43 AM
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Ride a recumbent bicycle Phone Post 3.0
6/13/14 8:48 AM
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Al Cappucino
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Throwing anything opposite handed.
6/13/14 8:55 AM
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Drinking vodka cruisers or girly cocktails

Wearing a baby carrier (although chicks do dig this)

Taking selfies

Satchels Phone Post 3.0
6/13/14 8:59 AM
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Ryan Prouty
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Black Belt, Peoria, IL
Col Angus - Buying tampoons
I've done this lately. Even worse I bought the wrong ones and had to exchange them. My wife was VERY sick and I'm a huge pussy. Phone Post 3.0
6/13/14 9:43 AM
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- worrying about what makes them look manly Phone Post 3.0
6/13/14 10:30 AM
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Col Angus - Buying tampoons
Disagree, that's the manliest thing a guy can do. Walk into a store and buy feminine products for your wife/GF, with an "I don't give a fuck" attitude.

Tell that story to a group of women and your winning. Phone Post 3.0
6/13/14 11:04 AM
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Jewellio - Peeling the wrapper off a pepperoni!! Phone Post 3.0
What if you bite the tip and peek the wrapper back like a foreskin? Phone Post 3.0

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