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6/26/14 9:39 PM
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WaltJ
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It's not that I don't want to, but I really haven't found the opportunity. Does it really taste looking at Rusty Penny, or is that just a myth?

I wouldn't do it for just anyone, certainly not some chick from the bar who just ate Taco Bell and has been drinking Corona all night long, but if it was Jessica Biel, you're goddamn right I would.

I'm not an ass eater, but I know some of you fucks do it. Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 9:43 PM
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Philip Proctor
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You're not a man yet.

6/26/14 9:46 PM
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MMAhaiku
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Every ass I've eaten tastes different, but none were rusty penny flavored. I have a strict, non negotiable, Fresh Out The Shower policy on this, usually accompanied by a a not so subtle hint of the ensuing activities to ensure the deepest of cleanings. Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 9:47 PM
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The Adversary
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Eating ass isn't a decision; it's a calling.

You won't hear it until you are ready.
6/26/14 9:50 PM
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I've only licked a girls butthole after a shower or bath. Its always tasted like clean skin, didn't have much of a taste. Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 9:57 PM
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No taste at all if their clean Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 9:58 PM
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RIPTJR_QuinTheEskimo
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Tastes like chicken. Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 10:00 PM
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MMAhaiku - Every ass I've eaten tastes different, but none were rusty penny flavored. I have a strict, non negotiable, Fresh Out The Shower policy on this, usually accompanied by a a not so subtle hint of the ensuing activities to ensure the deepest of cleanings. Phone Post 3.0
This man is a professional... Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 10:03 PM
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Gritty
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Never have, never will. That's a promise. That's a guarantee.

I don't care how well I've cleaned my ass in the shower, if I stuck my thumb up my butt and sniffed it I bet it would smell like poop. Girls can't be any different. There's a fucking vagina right next to it you closet mo's
6/26/14 10:06 PM
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I am with Gritty on this one Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 10:07 PM
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Tastes like soap.
Chicks know you are DOWN Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 10:10 PM
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Sandy Pantz
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So I notice the OP doesn't say anything about never having eaten man ass..
6/26/14 10:10 PM
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dios
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I have, my ex gf, but right after I licked her a**hole, I always kept my tongue outside my mouth and then licked her outer butt cheek or inner thigh to clean my tongue of any germs Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 10:14 PM
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dios - I have, my ex gf, but right after I licked her a**hole, I always kept my tongue outside my mouth and then licked her outer butt cheek or inner thigh to clean my tongue of any germs Phone Post 3.0
Right up there with bleach in terms of anti bacterial Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 10:15 PM
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shin2chin
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Some nasty fuckers up in this thread.

Not happening on my watch
6/26/14 10:15 PM
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Gritty
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Gritty - Never have, never will. That's a promise. That's a guarantee.

I don't care how well I've cleaned my ass in the shower, if I stuck my thumb up my butt and sniffed it I bet it would smell like poop. Girls can't be any different. There's a fucking vagina right next to it you closet mo's

you stick your thumb up your bum and sniff it, but we're the closet mo's?

No I haven't but I know it would. Poop skids it's way down the tunnel. There's not a zamboni that drives around in there
6/26/14 10:16 PM
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kyle223
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I can't bring myself to do this. Fucking shit came out of that hole earlier in the day. All that bacteria. Ugh. Move a few down and just go to town on the pussy.

With that said, anyone got any nasty ass eating stories? There's gotta be some sick OGers that were performing this gross act when a girl ripped one or something. Let's hear it! Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 10:18 PM
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after a shower it has no taste...its great....never did unless right out of the shower

 

but im not into butt sex

6/26/14 10:19 PM
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If you aren't at least secretly licking their ass when their asleep you are missing out

6/26/14 10:20 PM
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Muay Tired
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Tastes like a #2 pencil
6/26/14 10:22 PM
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MMAhaiku - Every ass I've eaten tastes different, but none were rusty penny flavored. I have a strict, non negotiable, Fresh Out The Shower policy on this, usually accompanied by a a not so subtle hint of the ensuing activities to ensure the deepest of cleanings. Phone Post 3.0
Fully agree, has to be showered and clean then your in the clear to go to town and if you've done a good job she will return the favour on you and thats when the real fun begins Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 10:24 PM
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Never a rusty penny. Tastes like shower gel or clean skin. Sometimes I can detect a mild scent of sweat. But no shit.

For me, it's more about the texture and sensation. I like it when her sphincter "bites" the tip of my tongue.
6/26/14 10:25 PM
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The Adversary
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kyle223 - I can't bring myself to do this. Fucking shit came out of that hole earlier in the day. All that bacteria. Ugh. Move a few down and just go to town on the pussy.

With that said, anyone got any nasty ass eating stories? There's gotta be some sick OGers that were performing this gross act when a girl ripped one or something. Let's hear it! Phone Post 3.0

Nastiest thing that ever happened is that I didn't have any sesame seeds in my mouth when I went down there, but by the end it was like I just finished a Big Mac.

























JK, that never happened.
6/26/14 10:29 PM
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JIMMYNAKS
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Don't lick the butthole is why she has or will cheat on you for a guy that will.


Like having a gf that won't suck your dick, when a girl comes along and is willing, high probability you won't turn it down.

Lick that butthole while she's playing with herself, then get your finger in there.

Do it before she goes somewhere else for the service.
You're welcome Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 10:30 PM
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dustynothing - I've only licked a girls butthole after a shower or bath. Its always tasted like clean skin, didn't have much of a taste. Phone Post 3.0
This, I do not want to taste shit. Phone Post 3.0
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