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6/26/14 10:33 PM
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boomtown
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kyle223 - I can't bring myself to do this. Fucking shit came out of that hole earlier in the day. All that bacteria. Ugh. Move a few down and just go to town on the pussy.

With that said, anyone got any nasty ass eating stories? There's gotta be some sick OGers that were performing this gross act when a girl ripped one or something. Let's hear it! Phone Post 3.0

I've had my sister fart on my face quite a few times when I was like 6. She's 7 years older than me so she would completely pin me down and cover my entire face with her ass before she rips one.

I didn't particularly enjoy it but I figured some of you fucks would like hearing the story.
6/26/14 10:33 PM
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dios - I have, my ex gf, but right after I licked her a**hole, I always kept my tongue outside my mouth and then licked her outer butt cheek or inner thigh to clean my tongue of any germs Phone Post 3.0
Right up there with bleach in terms of anti bacterial Phone Post 3.0
lol Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 10:36 PM
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kyle223 - I can't bring myself to do this. Fucking shit came out of that hole earlier in the day. All that bacteria. Ugh. Move a few down and just go to town on the pussy.

With that said, anyone got any nasty ass eating stories? There's gotta be some sick OGers that were performing this gross act when a girl ripped one or something. Let's hear it! Phone Post 3.0

I've had my sister fart on my face quite a few times when I was like 6. She's 7 years older than me so she would completely pin me down and cover my entire face with her ass before she rips one.

I didn't particularly enjoy it but I figured some of you fucks would like hearing the story.
What the fuck did I just read... Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 10:39 PM
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I did. After two days of camping and while tripping on LSD.

Take it or leave it. Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 10:40 PM
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Every now and then if its a fresh out of the shower and im eating some snatch I stop by for just a quick hello other than that, not my favorite thing. Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 10:41 PM
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GettaJaab - I did. After two days of camping and while tripping on LSD.

Take it or leave it. Phone Post 3.0
The LSD opened your consciousness and explained to you that eating ass was the right thing to do. Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 10:58 PM
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Not interested. Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 11:05 PM
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after a shower it has no taste...its great....never did unless right out of the shower

 

but im not into butt sex

I'm with this guy. Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 11:19 PM
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boomtown -
kyle223 - I can't bring myself to do this. Fucking shit came out of that hole earlier in the day. All that bacteria. Ugh. Move a few down and just go to town on the pussy.

With that said, anyone got any nasty ass eating stories? There's gotta be some sick OGers that were performing this gross act when a girl ripped one or something. Let's hear it! Phone Post 3.0

I've had my sister fart on my face quite a few times when I was like 6. She's 7 years older than me so she would completely pin me down and cover my entire face with her ass before she rips one.

I didn't particularly enjoy it but I figured some of you fucks would like hearing the story.
Wait before I get the lotion n tissue, did she fart on ur face with her bare ass? Did she ever shart? Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 11:23 PM
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6/26/14 11:26 PM
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6/26/14 11:27 PM
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Fin. Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 11:29 PM
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Always do it.... Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 11:32 PM
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Mike_in_CA - Always do it.... Phone Post 3.0
Yup. Every chance I get. Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 11:34 PM
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You haven't lived OP Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 11:35 PM
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Philip Proctor -

You're not a man yet.

You kin to Joe? Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 11:40 PM
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There is a reason why I have freckles on my nose...
6/26/14 11:49 PM
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Shit, I would lick my own asshole if I was flexible enough Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 11:51 PM
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I did once. I was aiming for her lips, but she started to run away and I tripped. Phone Post 3.0
6/26/14 11:53 PM
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Gritty - Never have, never will. That's a promise. That's a guarantee.

I don't care how well I've cleaned my ass in the shower, if I stuck my thumb up my butt and sniffed it I bet it would smell like poop. Girls can't be any different. There's a fucking vagina right next to it you closet mo's

agreed.
6/26/14 11:58 PM
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Belly laughs.
6/27/14 12:00 AM
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Never have and zero chance I ever would. Had it done to me though. Shit eaters. Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 12:02 AM
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Fake Pie - Never have and zero chance I ever would. Had it done to me though. Shit eaters. Phone Post 3.0

You're a lawyer, of course people are kissing your ass!
6/27/14 12:08 AM
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Lick that chocolate starfish, rinse mouth with some Monster Energy(R), commence to Hulk smashing

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6/27/14 12:10 AM
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kyle223 - I can't bring myself to do this. Fucking shit came out of that hole earlier in the day. All that bacteria. Ugh. Move a few down and just go to town on the pussy.

With that said, anyone got any nasty ass eating stories? There's gotta be some sick OGers that were performing this gross act when a girl ripped one or something. Let's hear it! Phone Post 3.0

I've had my sister fart on my face quite a few times when I was like 6. She's 7 years older than me so she would completely pin me down and cover my entire face with her ass before she rips one.

I didn't particularly enjoy it but I figured some of you fucks would like hearing the story.
Wait before I get the lotion n tissue, did she fart on ur face with her bare ass? Did she ever shart? Phone Post 3.0

Ready?

Most of the time she was clothed. But this one particular time when she jumped me on my bed she assumed the position (north-south with me on the bottom, completely immobilized) she pulled the cover over us and partially pulled her jammies and panties down before slamming her ass down on my face. Couldn't see anything but I remember the distinct smell of her bunghole up against my nose as I struggled against her in vain.

She then proceeded to unload a fucking SBD on my fucking face, under the fucking cover. Man that was disgusting. Thinking back, I'm surprised I didn't puke. I might have passed out, as I don't remember what happened afterwards.

But sorry, no shart. At least I don't remember any.

Side note: Despite this, I don't give her the credit for giving me an ass fetish - that honor belongs to another series of incidents when I was even younger. As I said before, I didn't enjoy this sibling abuse.

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