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6/27/14 12:12 AM
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GOREILLAMAN
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Holy fucking lol!

What kinda freaky shit happened when you were younger?! Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 12:15 AM
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Add my name to the "never have, never will" list. Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 12:32 AM
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GOREILLAMAN - Holy fucking lol!

What kinda freaky shit happened when you were younger?! Phone Post 3.0

Nothing big really. I think I was 4 or 5. This girl in my neighborhood and I used show each other our butts. We would take turns lowering our pants down to our knees and stick our asses out and let the other person look at it closely, touch it, smell it, whatever. We never turned around to show our thingies. Just butts.

It wasn't sexual. But I remember being fascinated by her butt because it smelled like shit! If it didn't smell bad I probably would have licked it or even suck on it.

We did this several times and we eventually got bored. Believe it or not, she and I reconnected on facebook a few years ago. One of these days Im going to ask her if she remembers what we did.

That's also how I figured out that girls do poop. I was a smart kid back then.
6/27/14 12:39 AM
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GOREILLAMAN
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Suck that butt now, bro!!! Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 12:40 AM
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GOREILLAMAN - Holy fucking lol!

What kinda freaky shit happened when you were younger?! Phone Post 3.0

Nothing big really. I think I was 4 or 5. This girl in my neighborhood and I used show each other our butts. We would take turns lowering our pants down to our knees and stick our asses out and let the other person look at it closely, touch it, smell it, whatever. We never turned around to show our thingies. Just butts.

It wasn't sexual. But I remember being fascinated by her butt because it smelled like shit! If it didn't smell bad I probably would have licked it or even suck on it.

We did this several times and we eventually got bored. Believe it or not, she and I reconnected on facebook a few years ago. One of these days Im going to ask her if she remembers what we did.

That's also how I figured out that girls do poop. I was a smart kid back then.
And vtfu for making me cry from laughing so hard Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 12:43 AM
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The Adversary - Eating ass isn't a decision; it's a calling.

You won't hear it until you are ready.
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6/27/14 12:55 AM
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If it tastes like anything but skin it is poop you sick fucks Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 1:03 AM
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The Donkeypuncher
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Real OG'ers feast on ass. Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 1:04 AM
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It's a special occasion kind of thing, reserved for only the horniest encounters with the sexiest females. Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 1:13 AM
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My name is zackthewop and I love eating ass Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 1:29 AM
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You only do it after a bath, no exceptions! No shower, baby wipes, etc.

You get the full on bubble butt experience.
6/27/14 1:54 AM
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NiteProwleR - You only do it after a bath, no exceptions! No shower, baby wipes, etc.

You get the full on bubble butt experience.
This!

Real OG'ers eat ass. ITS WHAT WE DO HERE GUYS!


VTFU for the guy with the great stories about his sister busting ass on his face. Classic! Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 2:31 AM
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Just did about 15 min ago. Has to be freshly cleaned though. Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 2:39 AM
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Private Joker - Just did about 15 min ago. Has to be freshly cleaned though. Phone Post 3.0
I seem to remember that you have a hot wife. Pics Broseph Goebbels! Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 2:54 AM
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It's a negotiation . I lick her perfectly clean ass she takes my load in her mouth and swallows appreciatively.
6/27/14 3:03 AM
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You're not a man yet.

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6/27/14 3:04 AM
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Friction - It's a negotiation . I lick her perfectly clean ass she takes my load in her mouth and swallows appreciatively.
And this! Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 8:03 AM
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Didn't expect this to spawn into an 80 reply discussion, but I should have known it would. Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 8:06 AM
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I do it daily to my wife...she gets off with her ass...I'm the luckiest man in the world
6/27/14 8:39 AM
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JIMMYNAKS - Don't lick the butthole is why she has or will cheat on you for a guy that will.


Like having a gf that won't suck your dick, when a girl comes along and is willing, high probability you won't turn it down.

Lick that butthole while she's playing with herself, then get your finger in there.

Do it before she goes somewhere else for the service.
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This is the correct.

The reason your women stay with you non-ass-eaters is because they do not know any better.

Once the ass is eaten, it cannot be un-eaten.

As for the immediate "pre requisite" of a shower, is that a pre requisite every time you recieve a blowjob?  Any time I am in the vicinity of oral sex is the right time to lick the cinnamon ring and drive my partner up the wall.

 

 

6/27/14 8:44 AM
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dios - I have, my ex gf, but right after I licked her a**hole, I always kept my tongue outside my mouth and then licked her outer butt cheek or inner thigh to clean my tongue of any germs Phone Post 3.0
Right up there with bleach in terms of anti bacterial Phone Post 3.0
FUCKIN NAILED IT

VU Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 9:10 AM
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I can't comprehend the rationale behind someone that will lick pussy but an ass is somehow gross. Blood, fluid, piss and all kinds of shit comes out a pussy. Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 9:20 AM
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jasperb - I can't comprehend the rationale behind someone that will lick pussy but an ass is somehow gross. Blood, fluid, piss and all kinds of shit comes out a pussy. Phone Post 3.0
And an unwashed pussy is just as fucking gross as an unwashed ass. Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 9:27 AM
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6/27/14 9:27 AM
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Yo Boomtown, your sister single? Phone Post 3.0

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