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6/27/14 8:03 AM
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WaltJ
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Didn't expect this to spawn into an 80 reply discussion, but I should have known it would. Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 8:06 AM
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I do it daily to my wife...she gets off with her ass...I'm the luckiest man in the world
6/27/14 8:39 AM
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JIMMYNAKS - Don't lick the butthole is why she has or will cheat on you for a guy that will.


Like having a gf that won't suck your dick, when a girl comes along and is willing, high probability you won't turn it down.

Lick that butthole while she's playing with herself, then get your finger in there.

Do it before she goes somewhere else for the service.
You're welcome Phone Post 3.0

This is the correct.

The reason your women stay with you non-ass-eaters is because they do not know any better.

Once the ass is eaten, it cannot be un-eaten.

As for the immediate "pre requisite" of a shower, is that a pre requisite every time you recieve a blowjob?  Any time I am in the vicinity of oral sex is the right time to lick the cinnamon ring and drive my partner up the wall.

 

 

6/27/14 8:44 AM
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hercules_mma_kosark -
dios - I have, my ex gf, but right after I licked her a**hole, I always kept my tongue outside my mouth and then licked her outer butt cheek or inner thigh to clean my tongue of any germs Phone Post 3.0
Right up there with bleach in terms of anti bacterial Phone Post 3.0
FUCKIN NAILED IT

VU Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 9:10 AM
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I can't comprehend the rationale behind someone that will lick pussy but an ass is somehow gross. Blood, fluid, piss and all kinds of shit comes out a pussy. Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 9:20 AM
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jasperb - I can't comprehend the rationale behind someone that will lick pussy but an ass is somehow gross. Blood, fluid, piss and all kinds of shit comes out a pussy. Phone Post 3.0
And an unwashed pussy is just as fucking gross as an unwashed ass. Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 9:27 AM
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6/27/14 9:27 AM
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Yo Boomtown, your sister single? Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 9:31 AM
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That is my go to bench mark for how hot a chick is.

If a friend is telling me how hot a chick is. I ask, would you lick her ass? If they say no then not that hot or a hell yeah! Then she is hot. Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 9:35 AM
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The Adversary - Eating ass isn't a decision; it's a calling.

You won't hear it until you are ready.
Voted up. Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 11:05 AM
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jasperb - I can't comprehend the rationale behind someone that will lick pussy but an ass is somehow gross. Blood, fluid, piss and all kinds of shit comes out a pussy. Phone Post 3.0
I was totally against eating ass out until this man brought up an excellent counter point. Rational argument, VTFU. Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 11:34 AM
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As long as she hasn't pooped that day, and has showered, I will eat the shit out the ass. Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 11:37 AM
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i just can't do it. Maybe if it was jessica beil, just not with the current girls. Muff diving usually does the trick
6/27/14 11:41 AM
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Chadderz -
jasperb - I can't comprehend the rationale behind someone that will lick pussy but an ass is somehow gross. Blood, fluid, piss and all kinds of shit comes out a pussy. Phone Post 3.0
I was totally against eating ass out until this man brought up an excellent counter point. Rational argument, VTFU. Phone Post 3.0
I'm glad I could bring you to the light, now go lick some ass!! Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 11:46 AM
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Chadderz -
jasperb - I can't comprehend the rationale behind someone that will lick pussy but an ass is somehow gross. Blood, fluid, piss and all kinds of shit comes out a pussy. Phone Post 3.0
I was totally against eating ass out until this man brought up an excellent counter point. Rational argument, VTFU. Phone Post 3.0
In for more education... Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 11:49 AM
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You're missing out.  It's such a fucking turn on to be eating the pussy and then move a little south and hear that gasp from her as she realizes where you went, and is loving that you did

6/27/14 11:55 AM
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The Adversary - Eating ass isn't a decision; it's a calling.

You won't hear it until you are ready.
Jesus that's poetry... Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 12:16 PM
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jasperb -
Chadderz -
jasperb - I can't comprehend the rationale behind someone that will lick pussy but an ass is somehow gross. Blood, fluid, piss and all kinds of shit comes out a pussy. Phone Post 3.0
I was totally against eating ass out until this man brought up an excellent counter point. Rational argument, VTFU. Phone Post 3.0
I'm glad I could bring you to the light, now go lick some ass!! Phone Post 3.0
I didn't say I would, but I'll consider it! Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 12:19 PM
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The Adversary - Eating ass isn't a decision; it's a calling.

You won't hear it until you are ready.
Lmfao sounds like something a drill sergeant would say. Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 2:04 PM
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^ True. The first time I did it with my wife, it was just a slow, mildly-ticklish lick down her spine to her butt crack, and then slowly went from there, reading her reactions.

Working from the toes works well also.
6/27/14 2:20 PM
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I'm a proud ass eater.  I have a weird thing with girls assholes, could be with the hottest chick in the world but if her asshole is ugly I'd dump her.

 

I cant be with a girl with an ugly asshole.  

6/27/14 2:27 PM
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Kid Crucial - a girl will never forget it if you start from her asshole and lick all the way to here clit real slow.


That's my lil trick. You don't go all out munching on asshole just a some licks in the beginning
Congrats you just got her sick and infected

Isn't number one rule to not cross contaminate ? Phone Post 3.0
6/27/14 2:31 PM
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Gritty - 
Kid Crucial - a girl will never forget it if you start from her asshole and lick all the way to here clit real slow.


That's my lil trick. You don't go all out munching on asshole just a some licks in the beginning
Congrats you just got her sick and infected

Isn't number one rule to not cross contaminate ? Phone Post 3.0

With your dick, yes.  That pulls from within teh depths of the ass and inserts it deep into the vagina.  Eating = no prob at all

6/27/14 2:32 PM
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Gritty - Never have, never will. That's a promise. That's a guarantee.

I don't care how well I've cleaned my ass in the shower, if I stuck my thumb up my butt and sniffed it I bet it would smell like poop. Girls can't be any different. There's a fucking vagina right next to it you closet mo's

LMAO. Great post. VU

6/27/14 3:06 PM
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If it tastes like a rusty penny, then you don't want to be down there. It should taste like nothing. It's an impulse thing for me, mostly during 69.

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