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12/2/04 3:15 PM
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nova1
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I got tossed out of a BJJ School tonight. Here is the deal, as some of you know I am a wing chun guy, but I had heard some good things about jews-jitsu and I am open to new stuff so I decided to check out this BJJ School that just opened up. So I go in and they have all these trophies and a big brazilian flag on the wall, which was odd because everyone there looked to be white and none were actually from brazil but they lower ranking belt guys all had accents. . Anyway Master 'Grace-lee' (or something like that) asks me if I have any training background blah blah blah and I tell him that I do wing chun, and he sort of nods his head and smiles one of those fake ass smiles like I was telling him I was a bad ass Ultimate fighting champion or something. Anyways he offers to let me attend his beginner’s class; I am cool with that I mean I don’t know shit about BJJ anyway. The class is like an hour or so away and I went home to change clothes (he told me I could just wear a bath robe.) Anyway I come back an hour later and go in for the beginners class, first off all these guys were total dorks! Fat guys with fucked up ears and young kids with 'Bad boy" tattoos with wrestling shoes and shit. We go through these basic moves which are similar to Judo and wrestling. he said it shoul 'flow with the go' from the spring and the guard is the spring” Now for those who don’t know what this guard is about. Look it up on google. Anyway we get done with that stuff and they are going to spar, the instructor tells me I can sit out, but I tell him no I would like to try it and I have done some wrestling in my training. So he pairs me up this 15 yr old with a goat tee kid named "Gustavo", we bow and Cody like a good little brainwashed bjj minion jumps to guard. so i grab his bjj Robe (by his legs) and flip him over and stomp down on his head he then screams like a banshee. I guess no one has ever pulled that on him before. The instructor and one of his assistants a gay looking guy with a "purple belt" ahahaha ,come over and ask what happen. So I tell him “I stomped his head don’t you guys know how to block?” The instructor gets a bit pissed and tells me to spar with the assistant instructor, and then he says some shit in portuguese, and the assistant Bows and then jumps to guard! I Bow and then stomp him as well, I mean the dude just stood there with his head flat on the mat and blam I stomped it, unlike goat tee boy this guy didn’t scream but I could see by the look on his face that it hurt. Funny thing is he went RIGHT BACK TO THE GUARD! So I stomped him again, this time he started to move towards me after the stomp. pulling a weak single leg and yelled and I guess he was trying to take me down but couldnt, so i cross faced him and fell on top of him. Then the fun began! I slapped him a few times and he tried to pull my head down, he then threw his legs over my head with one of my arms inside his legs and one out. it felt like he was trying to make me suck his pecker.ahahahaha.. so i pick him up and slam him on his head. He reacted by trying to grab big hand fulls of my clothing, I guess he was going to strangle me with it,of course I was on top of him so I trapped one of his arms and began to pound his face into the mat. Now I was being nice and did not use my dimak, but he some how reversed me and he was on top of me and that bitch got my arm is some kind of lock! At which point I pulled, i pulled out with all my might, got loose and ended up standing! i then harnessed my chi and began my kata.. at that point he shot in for a double leg and i unleashed my dimak on him. My palm hit him straight in the head both his eyes fell out and he fell to the floor. it all happen so fast. At this point the instructor comes running over yelling at me “WHAT YOU THINK YOU DOING!! YOU CRAZY OR SOMETHING?!?” I said “This faygo put my arm in some lock!” he tells me “the ARM BAR IS A REAL TECHNIQUE! REAL SELF DEFENSE!” I said “YEAH REAL FUCKING STUPID TECHNIQUE LOOK WHERE IT GOT HIM!” He then tells me to “GET HELL OUT OF MY SCHOOL!” I SAID “GLAD TO BECAUSE IF THIS IS A SCHOOL IT’S THE ONE WHERE ALL THE LITTLE YELLOW BUSES GO!” - Pei lei Wing Chun 45th degree master black belt
12/2/04 3:18 PM
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Kai Tremeche
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12/2/04 3:18 PM
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wtf...-10.0
12/2/04 3:21 PM
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12/2/04 3:31 PM
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watch you mouf you say Niggative Kimbo
12/2/04 3:38 PM
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toucher my wang chung friend. toucher.
12/2/04 4:10 PM
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12/2/04 4:15 PM
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i think its a 10. lol. funny how he turned it around like that.
12/2/04 4:15 PM
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BJJ and the assistant "bows" . . . ??? 2
12/2/04 4:17 PM
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geez Guys your killing me Smalls....
12/2/04 4:30 PM
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12/2/04 5:13 PM
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I think nova makes a really valid point. There is an elitist attitude amongst the BJJ community at times.
12/2/04 5:23 PM
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12/2/04 5:25 PM
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thats cause we are better than everyone.
12/2/04 5:30 PM
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11 on a scale of 1-10. very good spin.
12/2/04 5:45 PM
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played out 2.0
12/2/04 5:47 PM
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9.9, would of given a full 10 but took to many days to get here.
12/2/04 6:38 PM
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Fuckin' A, that was FUNNY!! I laughed aloud, and I am in a library...Nice job, Nova1.
12/2/04 6:50 PM
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Very bad post...People like this guy should be expelled from here!!!
12/2/04 6:56 PM
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Kevin Curtis
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Nice spin... I'll give it a 9.5.
12/2/04 6:57 PM
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12/2/04 7:17 PM
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12/2/04 7:26 PM
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creative...8.3
12/2/04 7:27 PM
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That same thing happened to me. Must be a lot of guys with no eyes around.
12/2/04 7:27 PM
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