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7/15/05 6:21 PM
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Jacktown Judoka
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Well?
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Elephant.
7/15/05 6:24 PM
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Elephants tool rhinos, so do those little birds that live in their ears.
7/15/05 6:25 PM
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7/15/05 6:26 PM
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For TexV2:
7/15/05 6:37 PM
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This does.
7/15/05 6:41 PM
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shark with lazer eyebeams  riding an elephants back
7/15/05 6:42 PM
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I'm guessing Zezaku could take down a Rhino, too.
7/15/05 6:44 PM
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A game Pitbull....duh.
7/15/05 6:47 PM
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On a side note, why is there a plume of smoke coming from that Rhino's ass?
7/15/05 6:54 PM
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thats a tree. clean your monitor
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OK, why is there a tree coming from that Rhino's Ass?
7/15/05 6:56 PM
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maybe he ate one and is shitting it out, idiot
7/15/05 6:59 PM
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Straight up?
7/15/05 7:10 PM
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I visited the San Diego Wildlife Park recently, where my family and I got to see a dozen or so Rhinos play, eat, shit, etc. Very impressive animal; tremendous feces deployment capabilities. They are MUCH more nimble on their feet than I figured a two ton animal would be.
7/15/05 10:23 PM
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sabu beat rhyno at... ECW'S ONE NIGHT STAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUY THE PPV REPLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7/16/05 12:13 AM
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i read a story in N.G years ago and this elephant in an africa park killed like 10 black rhino's. They were amazed it just went on a killing spree and killed alot of them. Rhino's will gang up on a elephant to kick it out of there area though. Rhino's are tough mofo's but Elephants are the toughest land animals.
7/16/05 5:00 AM
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This beats rhino. (Blue namer please) http://www.orbitals.com/self/survey/pin/big/scissors.jpg
7/16/05 5:08 AM
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this beats blah blah blah...
7/16/05 5:09 AM
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THAT WAS LAME. My vote is for a salt water croc btw.
7/16/05 1:03 PM
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How about big ass male Rhino vs "Bodacious" the bull ??
7/16/05 1:29 PM
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Prehistoric giant sloths, they were the size of a modern elephant. http://www.crystalinks.com/sloth.jpg
7/16/05 1:39 PM
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Rhino vs Kimbo, IMO. "Thas' how a rhino eat"
7/16/05 1:52 PM
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On animal planet I saw about 12 lions gang up on a juvenile elephant and take it down. It was CRAZY. About five jumped on top of the thing and it took all of them to drag it down.  Once it was down they suffocated it - one lion cut off the end of its trunk and the others lay on it so it couldn't breathe.

Like I said, CRAZY.


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