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5/19/06 2:30 PM
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Govnor
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Edited: 19-May-06
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Q: What's the difference between Arsenal and an Air France flight?
A: One of them stops whining over Paris
 
Q: What's red and white and goes beep, beep, beep?
A: The Arsenal victory parade bus reversing back into the garage.
 
ARSENAL F.C.
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

MENU

Starter
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)

Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.

Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese

Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2006
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses, as there will be no cups this
year.

Guest speaker:
Sir Alex Ferguson - "What it's like to win the European Cup"

Please note that the club's European Tour for the season 2006-07 is not
guaranteed.
5/19/06 3:51 PM
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Rainman
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Edited: 19-May-06
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lol
5/20/06 9:12 AM
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Edited: 20-May-06
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hehe
5/20/06 4:41 PM
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Edited: 20-May-06
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lol @ some of that and a West Ham fan mocking anyone else's cup final collapse or trophy cabinet.

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