Mother of all freakshows coming to Arizona

Friday, March 11, 2016

“Then he showed these men of will what will really was.”
•Keyser Soze

Bellator 149 was heavily criticized for its freakshow main and co-main – Royce Gracie vs, Ken Shamrock and Kimbo Slice vs. Dada 5000. The show did incredible ratings. Dada’s heart stopped, and his kidneys stopped functioning, and he nearly died; the backyard brawl promoter was released from the hospital after two weeks, and, mercifully, is on the road to recovery.

Now UR Show is showing Bellator what a freakshow really looks like, on March 18 in Phoenix, Ariz.

It has four main events:
•Dan Severn, 57, vs. Tank Abbott, 50, in an MMA fight;
•Michael Bisping vs. Chael Sonnen in a grappling match;
•Ray Mysterio vs. Kurt Angle in a professional wrestling exhibition bout; and,
•Roy Jones Jr. vs. 5-3 MMA fighter Vyron Phillips, who won a contest for the honor. This will be a boxing match, with Phillips making $100,000, if he wins.

A recent image of Tank:
Severn is seven years the elder.

Here is an ad for a contest to corner Ken Shamrock vs. Severn. But Shamrock is out. And faces a suspension for testing positive for a prohibited drug at Bellator 149.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATv0UA80Wnc

Here are your winning cornermen. In the immortal words of Mickey Goldmill … “women weaken legs.”

corenerman-winner2

Cornermen

Bisping vs. Sonnen
Chael Sonnen, Michael BispingAnd a contest to design your own Rey Mysterio mask. This one won.

Rey Mysterio mask

The mask contest contenders:

Ray Mysterio masks

Order before midnight tonight for the low price of only $11.99.