This is why you should not fight people twice your size

Monday, March 20, 2017

In this street fight altercation the kid with the pink hair wasn’t so much biting off more than he could chew as he was trying to swallow an entire Thanksgiving turkey in one gulp.

It’s not clear what happened beforehand that resulted in the kid with the pink hair getting himself into this predicament, but what was evident for all to see was that he had no business squaring up to the man mountain across from him, who appeared to be roughly twice his size in both height and weight.

Egged on by some bystanders it was Goliath who threw the first punch, landing flush to Pink-Hair’s face.

It’s already painfully obvious at this early stage that despite having his fists raised, Pink-Hair had no idea how to fight, and as if to prove it he ate another right hand.

Looking bemused, it was only when another punch landed that he finally tried to fight back, opting to duck down for a double-leg takedown.

Unfortunately for him the old adage that ‘the bigger they are, the harder they fall’ didn’t apply here, as despite his best efforts, his opponent proved to be an immovable object.

Things then went from bad to worse for Pink-Hair as Goliath simply reached down, grabbed him around his waist and then effortlessly hoisted him into the air, before slamming him back down to the ground, face-first!

Pink-Hair was able to groggily get back to his feet, but it was clear that he wanted no more and the fight came to an abrupt end, leaving him with blood smeared down his face from that brutal impact.

In this situation the smaller kid should have ignored the peer pressure and did everything he could to avoid fighting, as a physical confrontation with a guy that size was never going to end well.

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