Art Vandelay's Pro Wrestling Ground THREAD WHERE WE MAKE UP STORIES ABOUT ARN

8/2/15 8:32 PM
3/8/11
Posts: 1033
Arn Anderson invented the low flow toilet.
8/4/15 11:42 AM
3/8/11
Posts: 1037
Arn Anderson showed Goldberg the superkick.
11/3/15 12:56 AM
10/11/12
Posts: 1533
Arn Anderson told George Washington to chop down the cherry tree and lie about it.
11/3/15 8:25 PM
5/20/12
Posts: 512
Arn Anderson......oh shit don't hurt me Phone Post 3.0
11/4/15 5:42 PM
3/8/11
Posts: 1276
Arn Anderson is a hipster.
11/6/15 3:50 PM
11/12/11
Posts: 2181
Arn Anderson injured Seth Rollins Phone Post 3.0
11/6/15 8:39 PM
10/1/05
Posts: 23264
Arn Anderson ate at chipotle and thought the kid behind the counter shorted him on sour cream. he got even by giving all their meat aids.
11/7/15 7:01 AM
2/29/12
Posts: 2783
Once during laundry day Arn lost a sock. That sock later became Mr. Socko Phone Post 3.0
11/8/15 12:38 AM
5/4/12
Posts: 17251
I told arn Anderson my three favorite female celebrities i always wanted to sleep with were Amy Winehouse, Brittney Murphy, and Bobby Kristina.


He dared me to add another name to the list :( Phone Post 3.0
11/8/15 10:17 PM
11/11/11
Posts: 11089
Arn Anderson told Seth that nothing could ever go wrong from doing his corner powerbomb Phone Post 3.0
11/9/15 7:10 PM
6/28/10
Posts: 143
Arn Anderson won't go on the Art of Wrestling because Cabana is jewish Phone Post 3.0
11/9/15 11:24 PM
8/14/12
Posts: 963
Arn Anderson is the one who wrote hulk hogans wcw contract
11/13/15 12:18 AM
6/22/07
Posts: 10884
Arn Anderson picked that hairstyle solely for the reason that his victims would have to deal with getting beat by a dude with a comb-over.
11/13/15 1:09 AM
1/1/01
Posts: 36637
Arn Anderson made the brackets for the new World Title Tournament.
11/13/15 11:02 PM
3/8/11
Posts: 1282
Arn Anderson told Sting to put HHH over at Mania.
11/20/15 2:40 AM
4/17/14
Posts: 475
Arn Anderson once raped me anally, and it was the most glorious sex I've ever had.
5/20/16 6:56 PM
10/11/12
Posts: 1546

Arn Anderson told Roman Reigns "Your not a good guy, your not a bad guy, Your THE GUY."

Reigns said thanks Arn.  Arn walked away and said the dumbshit thinks that will get him over.

5/20/16 10:01 PM
12/16/12
Posts: 2737
Arn Anderson told Sid it would be a good idea to jump off the top rope. Phone Post 3.0
5/20/16 10:17 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 31717
Arn Anderson went back in time to rent a plane to Lynyrd Skynyrd in 1977, in a misguided attempt to kill the Fabulous Freebirds."At least I killed what they loved.", he stated afterwards.
5/20/16 10:43 PM
4/2/12
Posts: 2773
Arn Anderson has an open contract to fight for the ufc heavyweight title at a moment of his choosing. Fighters are told this once winning the belt, as Dana straps it on them and they look to ringside and Arn smiles at them and crushes a beer bottle in his hand... Phone Post 3.0
5/21/16 6:43 PM
4/2/12
Posts: 2778
Arn Anderson future endeavoured Vince Phone Post 3.0
5/21/16 7:06 PM
11/11/11
Posts: 13581
Arn Anderson tells misused WWE undercard talent that the grass is greener on the other side
5/22/16 3:36 AM
4/21/16
Posts: 85
Arn Anderson once told his wife he had an idea, she asked what it was and he said "well these white vests, they're about to get a nickname, I think they should be called wife beaters" then he proceeded to beat the ever loving monkey piss put of her. Thats the tale told about how the 'wifebeater' vest got its name. Phone Post 3.0
5/22/16 4:28 AM
11/11/11
Posts: 13584
On a trip to Japan years ago Arn Anderson told a young KENTA, "if you ever have a chance to go work for the WWE you should take it because you are a huge Japanese star and are one of a kind so no one can ever replace you." Phone Post 3.0
5/22/16 4:32 AM
11/11/11
Posts: 13586
Arn Anderson told a rookie Steve Lombardi that job security for life is totally worth sucking some dick Phone Post 3.0