Arn Anderson pissed in my cofee cup and told me to "drink up". I drank up.
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Then he kept driving by yelling homophobic slurs at me.
Arn Anderson taught Randy Orton how to shit in a bag.
ECW would still be around today if Arn didn't sneak into Paul Heyman's house at night and steal all his money from underneath the mattress.
Chris Brown's only real crime is taking the rap for Arn Anderson.
Arn egged Ric Flair on when the latter was doing a naked Flair strut on a flight.
Arn dared me to put a squirrel down my pants.
Arn Anderson started the rumor that Frank Mir is the devil. Frank Mir has been a jobber ever since.
The rest is history
To Arn Anderson!!!
Arn Anderson designed Fedor's sweater.
Chocolate Shatner - Ten European medical researchers discovered a permanent, inexpensive cure for male pattern baldness two decades ago. The treatment however required that the patient still have at least 75% of their hair for it to be effective. Arn Anderson found out. The next day, a sad accident was discovered wherein all ten researchers seemingly had their spines shattered in freak accidents. In addition, all their computers were somehow destroyed.