Art Vandelay's Pro Wrestling Ground THREAD WHERE WE MAKE UP STORIES ABOUT ARN

2/28/13 12:27 PM
12/11/07
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Arn Anderson came over to my place for beers. He crapped in my toilet and didn't flush. Phone Post
2/28/13 12:37 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 28107
Arn Anderson walks around music festivals selling bunk acid.
2/28/13 12:48 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 23928
Arn tried to hook me up with his wife just so he could kick my ass.
2/28/13 12:49 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 28108
Arn Anderson once no-sold the Hogan leg drop.
2/28/13 1:16 PM
5/4/12
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There was once a street named after Arn Anderson they had to change the name because nobody crossed Arn Anderson and lived Phone Post
2/28/13 1:20 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 23929
Arn Anderson pokes holes in all the meat packages at the grocery store.
2/28/13 1:33 PM
10/11/12
Posts: 392

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Arn Anderson pissed in my cofee cup and told me to "drink up".  I drank up.

2/28/13 1:39 PM
3/26/02
Posts: 1192
Arn bet me that I wouldn't be able to keep my pet squirrel down my pants for a certain amount of time. Not only did I lose that bet, but got bitten and had to get shots. I am also illiterate.
2/28/13 3:08 PM
11/1/10
Posts: 2368
Arn Anderson once came to my house. I have 3 toilets. In only hour he upper deckered each. I never knew he even went into any of the bathrooms. Phone Post
2/28/13 3:14 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 23932
Arn showed me his little piggly wiggly dick one time, but made me tell everyone it was huge.
Edited: 2/28/13 3:37 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 28109
Arn Anderson once stole my car as it was warming up in the morning, and parked it in front of a gay bar. He never fed the meter, so by the time I found the car, it had a pile of tickets and a boot on the wheel.

Then he kept driving by yelling homophobic slurs at me.
2/28/13 4:04 PM
10/11/12
Posts: 394

Arn Anderson taught Randy Orton how to shit in a bag.

2/28/13 4:08 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 23934
Arn tells us he's gonna pay the tip before we eat so long as we pay for his food, but always stiffs the waiter due to "bad service" for his filet being over cooked and his lobster bib not being big enough.
2/28/13 4:23 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 28111
Arn has been known to pour well whiskey into high end bottles, and sell them at allegedly discounted rates.
2/28/13 5:35 PM
4/29/02
Posts: 7554
Arn once mistook Kharma for Kamala and gave her a spinebuster. He didn't seem to care that she was pregnant at the time.

ECW would still be around today if Arn didn't sneak into Paul Heyman's house at night and steal all his money from underneath the mattress.

Chris Brown's only real crime is taking the rap for Arn Anderson. Phone Post
2/28/13 10:50 PM
4/2/12
Posts: 376
Arn Anderson took my mother out for a nice steak dinner, then didn't call her the next day Phone Post
2/28/13 11:28 PM
6/22/07
Posts: 7732
Arn Anderson got in trouble for asking a Nitro girl if she wanted a "cat bath" -- his term for cunnilingus -- when working as an agent for WCW.

Arn egged Ric Flair on when the latter was doing a naked Flair strut on a flight.
2/28/13 11:29 PM
6/22/07
Posts: 7733
^Those might actually be true.
2/28/13 11:35 PM
1/13/10
Posts: 22639

Arn dared me to put a squirrel down my pants.

2/28/13 11:42 PM
10/11/12
Posts: 397

Arn Anderson started the rumor that Frank Mir is the devil. Frank Mir has been a jobber ever since.

2/28/13 11:46 PM
4/2/12
Posts: 377
Arn Anderson convinced Juventud Guerrera that losing the mask would get him over in a Hogan type way...

The rest is history Phone Post
3/1/13 12:03 AM
1/1/01
Posts: 7112
Arn Anderson is a son of a bitch!



To Arn Anderson!!!
3/1/13 12:10 AM
1/13/10
Posts: 22642

Arn Anderson designed Fedor's sweater. 

3/1/13 1:39 AM
1/1/01
Posts: 32519
Ten European medical researchers discovered a permanent, inexpensive cure for male pattern baldness two decades ago. The treatment however required that the patient still have at least 75% of their hair for it to be effective. Arn Anderson found out. The next day, a sad accident was discovered wherein all ten researchers seemingly had their spines shattered in freak accidents. In addition, all their computers were somehow destroyed.
3/1/13 3:48 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 28114
Chocolate Shatner - Ten European medical researchers discovered a permanent, inexpensive cure for male pattern baldness two decades ago. The treatment however required that the patient still have at least 75% of their hair for it to be effective. Arn Anderson found out. The next day, a sad accident was discovered wherein all ten researchers seemingly had their spines shattered in freak accidents. In addition, all their computers were somehow destroyed.

That sonofabitch.