Art Vandelay's Pro Wrestling Ground THREAD WHERE WE MAKE UP STORIES ABOUT ARN

3/1/13 7:30 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 32521
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Knowing this, one time purely for charity, Chuck Norris cried. Unfortunately, Arn Anderson was there with a tissue which he then lit on fire.
Edited: 3/1/13 8:39 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 14800
In 1983 Marty Lunde sued Arn Anderson for gimmick Infringement. The judge threw out the case citing that no reasonable 23 year old would purposely try to look like a 48 year old man.
3/1/13 9:30 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 28117
Arn Anderson tripped The Shockmaster.
3/1/13 10:55 PM
1/13/10
Posts: 22658

Arn Anderson SHOT JFK.

3/1/13 11:38 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 7114
Arn Anderson is the Lindbergh baby
3/2/13 12:37 AM
1/1/01
Posts: 28118
Arn Anderson killed Richard Kimble's wife, and blamed it on a one armed man, because he has a pathological hatred of the handicapped.
3/2/13 12:52 AM
3/10/03
Posts: 3198
Arn Anderson was my first Tee-Ball coach. Except we didn't have a tee or a ball and all he did was throw rocks at us.
3/2/13 1:08 AM
1/16/13
Posts: 136
When Wrestlemania took off for the then WWF, Arn Anderson pushed hard to hold an event in WCW titled Sodomania. He held many behind closed doors practice "matches". Phone Post
3/2/13 10:35 AM
1/1/01
Posts: 28120
Stribo -  When Wrestlemania took off for the then WWF, Arn Anderson pushed hard to hold an event in WCW titled Sodomania. He held many behind closed doors practice "matches". Phone Post

I had a best of seven series of dark matches with Arn to get on that card.
3/2/13 10:45 AM
1/1/01
Posts: 14015

Arn is actually Ole's father.

3/2/13 11:04 AM
11/1/10
Posts: 2388
Dos Huevos Gigante -
Stribo -  When Wrestlemania took off for the then WWF, Arn Anderson pushed hard to hold an event in WCW titled Sodomania. He held many behind closed doors practice "matches". Phone Post

I had a best of seven series of dark matches with Arn to get on that card.
I'm going to guess he let you "win" the first three so you'd have to go all 7 matches and he could "mount a come back" Phone Post
3/2/13 11:35 AM
7/30/10
Posts: 2391

I had dinner with Arn Andersons years ago. 

As we were eating, a story came on the television about the murder of JonBenet Ramsey. 

I asked Arn if he'd heard of the case at all.... Arn looked up at me and smiled... then went back to eating his hashbrowns. 

 

3/2/13 11:49 AM
11/19/10
Posts: 2919
torubu -
Dos Huevos Gigante -
Stribo -  When Wrestlemania took off for the then WWF, Arn Anderson pushed hard to hold an event in WCW titled Sodomania. He held many behind closed doors practice "matches". Phone Post

I had a best of seven series of dark matches with Arn to get on that card.
I'm going to guess he let you "win" the first three so you'd have to go all 7 matches and he could "mount a come back" Phone Post
I'm sure there was some "mounting and cumming." Phone Post
3/2/13 12:17 PM
7/30/10
Posts: 2392

Rumor has it Tully had been smoking a lot of pot back in the day and was worried about getting tested in WCW. 

Tully approached Arn and asked him to supply some urine to help a brother out. Arn agreed...

Arn never mentioned to Tully he was out the past 3 nights on a coke binge. 

The Horsemen never reunited 

3/2/13 5:16 PM
3/8/04
Posts: 188
It was all Arn Anderson's idea to hire Robocop
3/2/13 5:19 PM
2/20/11
Posts: 2444
Arn installed the electric chair switch for the chamber of horrors.
3/2/13 6:23 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 28126
All of those wrestlers dying young over the years?

All of them were last seen with Arn Anderson.

It could just be coincidence...
3/2/13 7:53 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 32526
Arn Anderson is the reason Jesus hasn't returned yet. God knows that in a fight between Heaven and Hell, Arn Anderson would be on the Devil's side.
3/3/13 12:37 AM
10/1/05
Posts: 19279
Arn Anderson always donates his time every thanksgiving to steal all the things that bobby eaton gave to people throughout the year. One year he even aborted a baby that bobby had donated sperm to an infertile couple for.
3/3/13 12:50 AM
1/13/10
Posts: 22685

Arn Anderson is the reason Hunt is on this new winning streak.

3/3/13 1:59 AM
4/2/12
Posts: 380
Arn Amderson is pro choice... It is his choice whether you live or die Phone Post
3/3/13 6:06 AM
1/1/01
Posts: 32529
IKossedLawlersSalad - 

Arn Anderson is the reason Hunt is on this new winning streak.


Arn Anderson would have entered UFC 1, except he learned that rape, pillage and sodomy were against the rules.
3/3/13 11:35 AM
1/1/01
Posts: 23936
Arn Anderson had sex with my wife, but refused to let her move in with him.
3/3/13 2:13 PM
1/13/10
Posts: 22695
Chocolate Shatner - 
IKossedLawlersSalad - 

Arn Anderson is the reason Hunt is on this new winning streak.


Arn Anderson would have entered UFC 1, except he learned that rape, pillage and sodomy were against the rules.

lol.

3/3/13 3:46 PM
4/5/07
Posts: 2272

I met Arn Anderson at a carnival when I was a kid, I won one of those ping-pong ball goldfish and when I showed it to him he grabbed it from the cup and ate it right in front of me.