Art Vandelay's Pro Wrestling Ground THREAD WHERE WE MAKE UP STORIES ABOUT ARN

3/3/13 4:00 PM
1/13/10
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Arn was the sole judge that scored it for Gomi last night.

3/3/13 4:18 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 28131
Arn Anderson helps rehabilitate spinal injury victims, and once they can walk again, he delivers a spinebuster.
3/3/13 10:13 PM
10/11/12
Posts: 415

Arn Anderson is Jody Arias biological father.

3/3/13 10:51 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 32539
Arn Anderson once took a shit in Mr. Roger's indoor sneakers.
3/4/13 10:27 AM
1/1/01
Posts: 28136
Arndusky. One word, a thousand stories.
3/4/13 2:57 PM
3/8/04
Posts: 197
dangerboy12 - Arn Anderson pokes holes in all the meat packages at the grocery store.

Can't stop laughing at this one.
3/4/13 4:14 PM
4/29/02
Posts: 7570

Arn Anderson parks in handicapped spaces.

Two at a time.

At the Special Olympics.

Where he goes to heckle.

3/4/13 4:25 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 32546
Arn Anderson recently visited Britain.

The Queen is now in the hospital.

You put it together.
3/4/13 4:44 PM
10/11/12
Posts: 422

Arn  Anderson told the kid in Old Yeller that his dog had rabies. He lied.

3/4/13 4:49 PM
1/16/13
Posts: 140
Arn Anderson demanded the PG era. Phone Post
3/4/13 11:58 PM
10/1/05
Posts: 19280
Arn Anderson was also lance Armstrong's enforcer. He lost the job when he accidentally banged sherryl crow. Phone Post
3/5/13 5:56 AM
1/1/01
Posts: 28149
bruddahoodaman -  Arn Anderson was also lance Armstrong's enforcer. He lost the job when he accidentally banged sherryl crow. Phone Post

Confronted with this fact, Arn stated there "are no accidents".

Crow was impregnated, and Arn recanted.
3/5/13 9:02 AM
1/1/01
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He was also Brad Armstrong's enforcer.

Worst. Enforcer. Ever.
3/5/13 10:33 AM
3/8/04
Posts: 203
Arn Anderson won't let congress pass a budget.
3/8/13 5:05 AM
6/22/07
Posts: 7790
jju - 
dangerboy12 - Arn Anderson pokes holes in all the meat packages at the grocery store.

Can't stop laughing at this one.

He does the same thing to boxes of condoms at the grocery store.
3/8/13 11:49 AM
1/1/01
Posts: 28152
Arn Anderson didn't want this thread to reach 100 posts.
3/8/13 12:09 PM
10/11/12
Posts: 452

Arn Anderson's mother wouldn't breastfeed him. All he drank the first year and a half of life was vodka.

3/11/13 5:14 PM
11/1/10
Posts: 2440
Sting wanted to really get into his Crow character. He asked Arn Anderson for tips, so Arn shot him and promptly resurrected him. Sting didn't talk for a year because Arn forgot to fix his voice box. Phone Post
3/11/13 7:40 PM
3/8/04
Posts: 259
TSMontana - Robocop in WCW was Arn's idea.

What the hell man!
3/11/13 9:36 PM
6/22/07
Posts: 7823
Arn Anderson orders Big Macs at Burger King.....and gets them!
3/11/13 9:46 PM
6/22/07
Posts: 7824
-Arn invented the spinebuster when he was banging a stripper standing up. These days, he can't orgasm without delivering one mid-coitus.
-Domino's still guarantees that Arn's pizza will be there in under 30 minutes.
3/11/13 9:49 PM
10/1/05
Posts: 19295
Arn Anderson once replaced every item in his hotel mini bar with mason jars filled with different bodily fluids. He now owns la quinta after a dispute over a jar of semen that they refused to compensate him for. Phone Post
3/11/13 9:55 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 28177
My gawd this Arn Anderson!
3/11/13 10:03 PM
6/22/07
Posts: 7825
Arn Anderson fills bottles of Boone's Farm Blueberry Wine with wiper fluid and gives them to bums and hobos. Sometimes, he makes two bums fight over one bottle.
3/11/13 10:07 PM
6/22/07
Posts: 7826
Arn Anderson eats live lobsters in the middle of grocery stores and stands at salad bars scarfing down olives with his bare hands.