Art Vandelay's Pro Wrestling Ground THREAD WHERE WE MAKE UP STORIES ABOUT ARN

2/28/13 1:25 AM
1/1/01
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ANDERSON.

There needs to be one.

I'm not saying this is the one, but there needs to be one.

We could turn him into a scumbag Chuck Norris.
2/28/13 1:33 AM
6/22/07
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Arn Anderson was born at the age of 40 -- was he ever not bald (?!?!) -- and beat the hell out of everyone in the room.
2/28/13 1:38 AM
5/4/12
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I once went drinking with some of my boys we went back to our hotel and I see Arn there. We exchange words and it gets violent and I stabbed him like 20 times and he me a few times . I was fired from my job for it tho Phone Post
2/28/13 1:47 AM
1/1/01
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I had Arn Anderson autograph my copy of StarrCade '86, and it effectively gave him my power of attorney.
2/28/13 1:55 AM
10/11/12
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MyUnclesCreepy -  I once went drinking with some of my boys we went back to our hotel and I see Arn there. We exchange words and it gets violent and I stabbed him like 20 times and he me a few times . I was fired from my job for it tho Phone Post

Lmao! Vu. My first thought exactly

Edited: 2/28/13 2:13 AM
1/1/01
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Arn Anderson once sold me a '78 Impala Station Wagon, and to tell you the truth, it kind of smelled like pot.
2/28/13 2:30 AM
4/26/12
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My wife cheated on me with arn. Months later i find out he knocked up my youngest daughter. Bastard took the innocence of the two closest people to me. Phone Post
2/28/13 2:40 AM
1/1/01
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Arn Anderson convinced me to watch the seminal Costner film Waterworld,and then he told the girl I secretly liked that I willingly watched Waterworld.
2/28/13 2:40 AM
1/13/10
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Arn once slapped me on the back, and I couldn't regain use of my arm for hours.

2/28/13 3:03 AM
12/27/06
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Arn once enforced a 6inch room for Jesus dancing rule at a middle school dance by pulling out his dick for a measuring tool. Phone Post
2/28/13 4:47 AM
4/26/12
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Dos Huevos Gigante - Arn Anderson convinced me to watch the seminal Costner film Waterworld,and then he told the girl I secretly liked that I willingly watched Waterworld.
I had a similiar thing happen, theres no coming back from waterworld admiration Phone Post
2/28/13 7:05 AM
11/1/10
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Arn Anderson could be my birthfather. Phone Post
2/28/13 8:36 AM
9/16/12
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Arn Anderson was my supervisor at IBM back in 1986. I wasn't really that good of an employee so he hooked me up with Mongo McMichael's stash of blow. I got Employee of the Month in March 1987 thanks to his management style. Phone Post
2/28/13 10:40 AM
10/25/09
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I once asked Arn Anderson if it was hard for him and the other performers to make Sid Vicious look competent in the ring. He responded by stabbing me twenty times with a pair of scissors he kept in his trunks. Phone Post
2/28/13 10:55 AM
3/7/05
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Arn Anderson once gave a spine buster to the great Satan hisself and saved all man kind.
2/28/13 11:08 AM
1/1/01
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Arn Anderson once stuffed an open can of tuna into my wall, and drywalled it in.

It stank for months before I figured it out.
2/28/13 11:17 AM
1/1/01
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Arn Anderson always files his taxes before me, and claims all of my children as dependents, costing me thousands.
2/28/13 11:35 AM
10/11/12
Posts: 391

Arn Anderson told me I was a good husband and father.  I told him I wasn't married and didn't have any kids.  He bitched slapped me and told me I was just like Hogan and wouldn't job for anyone.

2/28/13 11:43 AM
1/1/01
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Arn Anderson always comes over and eats the last pork chop.
2/28/13 11:49 AM
3/7/05
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The long neck beer bottle was molded to perfectly fit in Arn's hand.
2/28/13 11:58 AM
1/1/01
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Arn Anderson has never returned a borrowed lighter, even when asked about it.
2/28/13 12:00 PM
1/1/01
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Arn always takes a penny, never leaves one.
2/28/13 12:04 PM
10/25/09
Posts: 94
Arn Anderson's glasses are actually a specially designed pair of beer goggles that make ugly women tolerable to look at when he's sober. Which is not often Phone Post
2/28/13 12:05 PM
1/1/01
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Arn Anderson is notorious for getting consent after the fact.
2/28/13 12:08 PM
1/1/01
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Arn always insists that he drives, but stops at 5 different places on the way, thinking Dusty might be there.