Let’s look at it through Vinces eyes.
Hey pal who ya got for me to give an “opportunity” to this week.
Shayna Blazer: Who’s this butch? Wouldn’t Raw dog her with Briscoes dick!
Ricochet: So this is the guy everyone’s talking about? Why can’t he look angry ever? He did what to his butthole online!!?
The Revival: Why dont these fat kids do the flips like everyone else? WTF is going on with that ones belly button?!!
Robert Roode: Who’s he getting his Winstrol from!?Is he buying from our guy?! Jesus it looks like they put He-Man legs on a full sized action figure. Put him with Ziggler. Call them the pretty boys Ive got to take a crap!
Samoa Joe: Hey the fat kid from TNA can talk pretty good. But look at him it’s disgusting! How tall is this guy anyway!? Oh nevermind he’s injured again tell me in 6 months.
Japs!!??WTF pal can they speak English? Does he want to do a Samurai gimmick? Jesus look how skinny he is!? What’s he wearing anyway looks like my old gimp suit. The girls willing to do the Muta thing? OK fine keep them around for the idiot Meltzer marks....
Bruce!!! Go tell my retarded son in law he better send me someone over 6 feet from that damn preschool he’s running real quick or I’m going to have Steph peg him with my super sized dong!!! The DEVASTATOR!!!
Luke Harper: WOW I thought I killed these rednecks off with WCW what’s going on here? Big white trash guy OK let’s make him a klansman or somethi...he’s from New York? He looks like that and he a New Yorker? Well can he do a redneck accent? No? Go put him with that big goofy ginger I don’t know what to do with.
Bray Wyatt: allright finally we got Blackjacks grandkid in here....oh he’s really fat, let’s call him Husky, does he want to do the Blackjacks gimmick with his fatty brother? No? He wants to be undertaker? We already have an Undertaker. I don’t care if he’s 60!!! OK fine let him be new undertaker. I’ll have my Samoan sex pot crush him if he ever gets over.
Now someone get me a Steak!!