OtherGround Forums Advice to a C@nt Monger!

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That is, 'Advice to a Cunt Monger'. 

So there is a funny twitter account/channel called, 'Whores of Yore'.  @WhoresofYore.   It posts funny shit about the history of sex/smut/words/norms/art - all from factual historical basis.  I will post a few here:

 

A famous poem by 17th century libertine, John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester (1647-1680).

 

Fucksters, you that would bee happy
Have a care of Cunts that Clapp yee,
Scape disease of evill Tarshole,
Gout and Fistula in Arsehole,
Swolne Codds, colon descending,
Prick still weeping, never spending,
Pocky Nodes, Carnosityes,
Cunt botches, Gout and stranguryes:
Take the Councill I have sent yee,
Then fuck on and nere repent yee.

 
Country Cunts have nasty whites:
The Parsons Daughters and the Knights,
Daintily refusing others,
Fuck with Fathers, and with Brothers.
But follow me and you shall proveSafe variety in Love:
Every Tarse indulging Sparke
Shall enjoy in Whetstone Parke
A Drunken, Sound obedient whore.
What can A Mortall wish for more?

 

 

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Sonester Sambo -


 

 I had never seen wisdom in a meme....untill now

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She was super hot in that movie 

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  @WhoresofYore.  lol

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Found on Roman cavalry officer.

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DY2 -

That is, advice to a Cunt Monger:

 

Fucksters, you that would bee happy
Have a care of Cunts that Clapp yee,
Scape disease of evill Tarshole,
Gout and Fistula in Arsehole,
Swolne Codds, colon descending,
Prick still weeping, never spending,
Pocky Nodes, Carnosityes,
Cunt botches, Gout and stranguryes:
Take the Councill I have sent yee,
Then fuck on and nere repent yee.

 
Country Cunts have nasty whites:
The Parsons Daughters and the Knights,
Daintily refusing others,
Fuck with Fathers, and with Brothers.
But follow me and you shall proveSafe variety in Love:
Every Tarse indulging Sparke
Shall enjoy in Whetstone Parke
A Drunken, Sound obedient whore.
What can A Mortall wish for more?


John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester (1647-1680)

Fail!

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1749.

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London. 1900.

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5000 bc.  7000 year old dildo.

 

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18th century dildo. France.  Made from Ivory.

  

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Peru.  800 AD

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Hookers.  Palestine.  1918.

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French girls who got friendly with occupying Nazis.

 

 

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