OtherGround Forums Any of you currently cheating on your spouse?

1/9/19 12:20 PM
6/2/14
Posts: 1673

Prior to being married I was a serial cheater. It usually was the beginning of the end anyways, but I never took the high road.  I always messed around and took the shitty way out.  Been married almost 15 years now and have hardly had the urge to cheat, let alone following through with it.  

In fact, it's been so long and out of my system I can't even imagine being in a situation where someone worth cheating with would WANT to cheat with a married husband with kids.  Seriously, what kind of fucking sleaze would think sleeping with me would be a good idea at this point?

Maybe I just haven't spent enough time around women by myself in a long while.  Like, WTF...I'm renting hotel rooms and meeting at restaurants far away from my house so I don't get caught?  What a clusterfuck.

Feel free to share how you coaxed or got coaxed into cheating and how you made it work.  

1/9/19 12:23 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 7963

wrong forum asshole.  Probably

1/9/19 12:40 PM
10/30/14
Posts: 2854

Unless you are referring to Jon Jones, WFA. 

1/9/19 12:40 PM
11/18/14
Posts: 3087

would fuck alternates

1/9/19 12:47 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 87116

Laziest PI eva!

1/9/19 12:51 PM
12/16/11
Posts: 14082

Ugh, spending time with another woman when I finally get an hour to myself from my wife sounds horrible. If I get a free afternoon or evening no way am I gonna waste it with some broad.

1/9/19 12:51 PM
4/20/17
Posts: 4143

>10 pages easy.

1/9/19 12:52 PM
8/9/16
Posts: 19553

no...

 

Cheating is fucked up... especially when kids are involved (you know what I mean)...

 

1/9/19 12:56 PM
4/1/10
Posts: 57704
trobinson21 - 

Ugh, spending time with another woman when I finally get an hour to myself from my wife sounds horrible. If I get a free afternoon or evening no way am I gonna waste it with some broad.


So true, lol...

 

I know a few guys who pull a juggling act.

1. It is10x the trouble it is worth. The fantasy scenario never works out. On her end, it is never just sex, and if you believe it when she says it in the beginning, I have a bridge to sell you. She may think she means it, but that will change over time.

2. It never ends well, ever.

 

1/9/19 12:57 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 87119
ABCTT_Disco Dracula - 

no...

 

Cheating is fucked up... especially when kids are involved (you know what I mean)...

 


1/9/19 1:31 PM
10/15/07
Posts: 27467

Op, did you make this and leave your phone out hoping your wife would come across this?

1/9/19 1:34 PM
2/11/03
Posts: 39335
I just dont have the time for that shit anymore.

I work out at 5:30 am, start work at 7 come home tired as shit at 6pm, last thing I need in my life is stupid shit drama because my dick thought it was a good idea
1/9/19 1:36 PM
10/15/13
Posts: 26768

Laziest "Cheaters" Producer eva!

1/9/19 1:38 PM
4/22/07
Posts: 66326

I am currently.  My husband has no idea. 

1/9/19 1:39 PM
8/9/16
Posts: 19559
DaveFu -
ABCTT_Disco Dracula - 

no...

 

Cheating is fucked up... especially when kids are involved (you know what I mean)...

 


See the source image
 

1/9/19 1:41 PM
12/15/00
Posts: 19470

Nice try, honey.  I’ll see you at home later and I’ll put the kids to bed tonight

 

1/9/19 1:43 PM
10/15/13
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ryanJ -

Nice try, honey.  I’ll see you at home later and I’ll put the kids to bed tonight

 

Make sure you iron the clothes as well before you even think of putting your nightgown on

1/9/19 1:52 PM
10/4/18
Posts: 545
trobinson21 - 

Ugh, spending time with another woman when I finally get an hour to myself from my wife sounds horrible. If I get a free afternoon or evening no way am I gonna waste it with some broad.


This!!
Edited: 1/9/19 2:02 PM
11/17/10
Posts: 45531

i still go to titty bars, but dont get dances or anything, just stuffing dollars in bras

one of my friends that secretly comes with me would be facing divorce talks from his wife if she ever found out

 

she considers going to titty bars "cheating", even if you do not get a dance , just ht efact that you are seeking enjoyment via other women's bodies is cheat category to her

i mentioned earlier that we go to Mcdonalds after so we could wipe french fries all over his body to mask the stripper perfume

1/9/19 2:28 PM
12/22/10
Posts: 19641

Nope. 

Never have, probably never will. 

But some of my biggest regrets are passing up on poontang that was presented to me while in relationships, so there's always a chance. 

1/9/19 2:31 PM
10/15/13
Posts: 26776
In Limbo -

i still go to titty bars, but dont get dances or anything, just stuffing dollars in bras

one of my friends that secretly comes with me would be facing divorce talks from his wife if she ever found out

 

she considers going to titty bars "cheating", even if you do not get a dance , just ht efact that you are seeking enjoyment via other women's bodies is cheat category to her

i mentioned earlier that we go to Mcdonalds after so we could wipe french fries all over his body to mask the stripper perfume

"i mentioned earlier that we go to Mcdonalds after so we could wipe french fries all over his body to mask the stripper perfume"

 

Thats your favorite part of the night. I notice you wrote "We". Cuz, ya know, theres no way he could it himself.

1/9/19 2:33 PM
2/6/12
Posts: 6498

Never cheated and never will.

1/9/19 2:34 PM
2/13/07
Posts: 2990

Hold on, let me switch accounts 

1/9/19 2:35 PM
1/1/01
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1620 views. 22 responses. Hahahaha!!

1/9/19 2:39 PM
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Samoa -

1620 views. 22 responses. Hahahaha!!

guess the OG isnt as trusting as it used to be