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This thread is so funny.
What do you mean this thread is so funny. The way it reads? Funny how, I mean whats funny about it? Funny how? Maybe its me I'm a little fucked up really, the threads funny how like its a clown, here to amuse you? It makes you laugh, here to amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? What the fuck is so funny about the thread. Funny how, how is it funny?
reminds of the Jersey Shore, gym tan laundry thing but everybody here is old. I also think its funny that everybody is showing half naked pics of each other on an all male forum to get approval. The tanning thing is hilarious to me.
Posting pics of the food is hilarious. I think of the guys in the kitchen thinking "fuck I'm so awesome, let me take a picture of my food and post it on the OG." I'm assuming this stuff goes straight to facebook too, and I visualize them checking FB every five seconds for "likes" and feedback.
I have very low self esteem as well and worked out, watched my diet, and all this crap too until about 32. I then retired from giving a shit about what other people thought and became about 50 times happier. Life is too short to worry all day about how I look for people I don't give a shit about.
I like a lot of the guys on this thread, I'm not knocking but I just think its funny.
I hear ya but lots of people in this thread just want to get stronger, faster, more flexible, lose weight, get back on track, improve their lifestyle, eat better, improve stress management, ect... everyones different. I don't think you can paint everyone with your Jersey Shore brush.
I myself want to become stronger because I enjoy lifting and had gotten away from it for years, it used to be my favorite hobby. I want to get abs because its been too long since I've had them and I became very unhappy with all the extra weight I was carrying in the middle. Don't have facebook and not trying to impress anyone. This is just about me improving me. Has zero to do with impressing anyone, its just about me achieving new goals.
Also the title of the thread contradicts your statement. Its about people wanting to get better bodies and become tan to show off in the summer with their shirts off.
I am the only one who wanted to get tanned bro. I do have the jacked part already covered though. Perhaps that is the natural evolution? 10 days of melanotan 2 and I am more tanned than ive ever been. I love this stuff. Gimme another month snd I'll be able to cover BBC fetish's for women. A blonde haired blue eyed black man. Its coming bros. I have only had one strange boner so far; wiring up a controller in an elevator machine room I got the hardest cock ever. No sexual thoughts. Just a hard on for 5 min. Luckily im rocking thick carharts cause I got a piece on me. I think I took 1 mg the night before. I usually take 0.5 mg a day.
Neil, can you explain the tanning supplement please. I've never heard of it (I'm naturally tanned year round) but my girlfriend is always complaining that she should be more tanned....hard in our winter though.
Thanks in advance.
You get some insulin syringes, bacteriostatic water for making the solution and some melanotan 2. It comes in 10 mg vial. I take 0.5 mg before going tanning. So thats roughly 20 doses per vile. You inject into subcutaneous fat. Some people get side effects like new moles but I havent because I only use right before tanning and not on days I dont tan. My existing freckles / moles did darken but I have so few its not a big deal. There is mild nausea right after taking for a few hours but it seems to get less and less severe as you continue taking it. I can link a good guide to taking it when I get back to my home pc.
lol. All that so you can get darker than you're supposed to be?
Ever see albino black people? Not a good look. You will be the reverse of that. Or maybe like some white dude in an old movie made up to play a mexican bandit or something cause they didn't want a real one around.
Just joking, btw. I know you're all touchy about your looks. Don't go off on me. Please, I beg of you. You're probably way more intimidating now that you are darker. Can you flare your nostrils?
I Look good bro. Women stare at me everywhere I go. They already did bit with such a gloriois tan its next level. When I unleash my perfect white smile to contrast with my black face I can see them leaking down their pant legs. My teeth as also unusually white. I use this stuff that comes in a syring from the dentist. I believe its made from hydrogen peroxide.
Nice. You should get a jeri curl wig like the dude that pretended to be black in that 80's movie Soul Man.