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8/12/19 9:34 PM
4/30/13
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Coming home from work and having your kids excited to see you. Nothing beats it. 

8/12/19 9:38 PM
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tonyromosbackspasm - 

Coming home from work and having your kids excited to see you. Nothing beats it. 


Man you ain't wrong. In a week I will officially be an empty nester, so enjoy the hell out of it because it goes fast.
8/12/19 9:38 PM
12/18/07
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Good, but not better than finding a $20 bill on the ground...

8/12/19 9:42 PM
11/11/13
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Kids are cool and all, but there's no better feeling than telling my wife I'm gonna stick it in her fuck hole and she says "ok, but be quick". Zero pressure, so I can nut in 2.3 seconds and roll off her like a fat slob and hit the sack.

8/12/19 9:45 PM
11/21/15
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A purely struck 3 iron.

8/12/19 9:51 PM
1/13/11
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I definitely agree bro, I feel the same way about my dogs, nothing better than the excitement in their whole bodies when I come through the door. I don't have kids, but I'm sure it's exactly the same. 

 

Except for when i have groceries, then I wish I had kids so they could put them away for me. 

8/12/19 9:52 PM
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cfochs - 

A purely struck 3 iron.


I hit the 235 yard target twice at Top Golf on sunday, and I must say it was insanely satisfying. I can see why people like golf.
8/12/19 10:17 PM
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ABCTT_sakurabas ear -

I definitely agree bro, I feel the same way about my dogs, nothing better than the excitement in their whole bodies when I come through the door. I don't have kids, but I'm sure it's exactly the same. 

 

Except for when i have groceries, then I wish I had kids so they could put them away for me. 

My kids are young but when I had dogs it was similar but it gets taken up a notch with your offspring probably something primal and inate 

8/12/19 10:21 PM
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OP has clearly never qtipped his ears on acid.

8/12/19 10:23 PM
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Altofsky -

OP has clearly never qtipped his ears on acid.

With the qtip dipped in cum

8/12/19 10:29 PM
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Animal Chin - 
Altofsky -

OP has clearly never qtipped his ears on acid.

With the qtip dipped in cum


...from your mouth
8/12/19 10:31 PM
11/17/13
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I have to agree OP. When I get Day shifts and my 3 year old gets to hug me when I get home nothing beats it

8/12/19 11:55 PM
6/10/08
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OP is spot on! Best feeling ever. 

8/13/19 12:00 AM
6/26/06
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Clearly you guys don't have assholes for kids 

8/13/19 12:03 AM
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cfochs -

A purely struck 3 iron.

The first hole in one on a par 3 you've ever scored. 

 

 

8/13/19 7:12 AM
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Altofsky -

OP has clearly never qtipped his ears on acid.

Or rode a motorcycle on ecstasy. I could feel every single hair on my arms slapping against my skin individually. I've never smiled so much in my life.

8/13/19 7:22 AM
12/29/06
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Coming home from vacation and having your cat run to see you and lick your hand.

You don't have to worry he'll turn on you when he's 13 and get tats and piercings and join a cult.

But for the OP, yeah, cool beans. 

Edited: 8/13/19 7:33 AM
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SalaciousCrumb -

Lol at comparing kids to dogs. You all sound like a bunch of 50 year old office women who desperately repeat "my cats are my kids" to anyone within ear shot.

Fixed

8/13/19 7:43 AM
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As Tupac says:

"Revenge is the sweetest joy next to getting pussy"

8/13/19 9:50 AM
2/5/06
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When you flush the toilet and it acts like it's going to clog up then at the last moment everything flushes. Love that feeling. 

8/13/19 2:56 PM
1/1/01
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tonyromosbackspasm -

Coming home from work and having your kids excited to see you. Nothing beats it. 

incorrect. 

 

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!

8/13/19 3:56 PM
2/3/10
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After a good run

8/13/19 4:00 PM
11/17/10
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popping the whitehead of a pimple, then squeezing deeper until the blackhead/plug shoots out

 

and then squeezing even deeper than that and getting a 2nd blackhead/plus to pop out...and you know youve completely emptied that dirty pore

8/14/19 9:30 AM
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Isaac Fookin' Nootin -

Kids are cool and all, but there's no better feeling than telling my wife I'm gonna stick it in her fuck hole and she says "ok, but be quick". Zero pressure, so I can nut in 2.3 seconds and roll off her like a fat slob and hit the sack.

Legit LOL. 

8/14/19 9:37 AM
7/26/12
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Nobody here ever smoked opium?