OtherGround Forums Colonoscopy farts. LOL. (Vid)

9/15/19 7:56 PM
6/3/03
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Dude, the blank stare while releasing the Kraken made me crack up. 

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9/15/19 7:58 PM
6/3/03
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Why the fuck I’m going down this particular rabbit hole tonight is beyond me. 

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9/15/19 8:01 PM
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9/15/19 8:03 PM
6/3/03
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Holy fuck, this dude sounds like he shit himself. 

 

Edited: 9/15/19 8:07 PM
6/7/08
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That's nothing. I ate a 1/4 lbs. bag of sugar free gummy bears once. I had an out of body experience. I thought I was going to fart out my intestines. No joke.

9/15/19 8:10 PM
6/3/03
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100kgkilla -

That's nothing. I ate a 1/4 lbs. bag of sugar free gummy bears once. I had an out of body experience. I thought I was going to fart out my intestines. No joke.

Vid or it didn’t happen. 

9/15/19 8:27 PM
9/12/05
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100kgkilla - 

That's nothing. I ate a 1/4 lbs. bag of sugar free gummy bears once. I had an out of body experience. I thought I was going to fart out my intestines. No joke.


What us it about those things that causes that to happen?
9/15/19 8:32 PM
9/12/10
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Nitecrawler -

Holy fuck, this dude sounds like he shit himself. 

 

The first fart sounded like a scene in a scary movie where the character is hiding under the bed end then a fucking spirit slowly opens the door. Scary shit. One of the other ones sounded like Donald duck. 

9/15/19 8:34 PM
11/19/06
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Nitecrawler -

Holy fuck, this dude sounds like he shit himself. 

 

Oh my fucking god what in the fuck lol.

9/15/19 8:35 PM
10/16/12
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That last guy shit himself for sure..

9/15/19 8:43 PM
11/19/06
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Swayze Express -

That last guy shit himself for sure..

Yeah he was totally cool with it too. Fuckin weirdo.

9/15/19 8:53 PM
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Vote up has been cast. 

9/15/19 9:33 PM
1/1/01
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I remember picking up my dad in the waiting room with the other patients after his colonoscopy. He was letting titanic farts rip one after another. A woman waiting for her colonoscopy close by just looked at him and laughed. My dad replied with a smile on his face, “it will be your turn soon”

9/15/19 9:35 PM
1/1/01
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Makes sense

9/15/19 10:19 PM
7/12/03
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factseatfeelings - 
100kgkilla - 

That's nothing. I ate a 1/4 lbs. bag of sugar free gummy bears once. I had an out of body experience. I thought I was going to fart out my intestines. No joke.


What us it about those things that causes that to happen?

They pump air into the rectum to inflate it for the scope.
9/15/19 10:26 PM
11/1/10
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Lmao this thread 

9/15/19 10:36 PM
12/1/12
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God damnit NE. I’ve only made it through the first video and my dog thinks I’m an idiot for laughing so hard that I’m crying. 

 

VTTU for an amazing thread!!

Edited: 9/15/19 11:05 PM
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Swayze Express -

That last guy shit himself for sure..

If he had a colonoscopy he had absolutely zero shit to pinch. The juice they give you before creates a literal tsunami thru your system. I’m not sure because it’s all a fog, but I think an entire full grown salmon swam out of my ass. . . 

9/15/19 11:15 PM
1/1/01
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this thread makes me rock hard. (i mean like erect, not like The Scorpians)

9/15/19 11:26 PM
6/14/19
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I on occasion pick up shifts in the endoscopy department.

 

The 1000 yard stare after the procedure some men get is amusing.

9/16/19 12:29 AM
3/9/12
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Thanks alot NC, had to explain what the OG is because of how hard I was laughing at these videos. Thanks buddy, I needed that! 

9/16/19 12:33 AM
1/1/01
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He didn’t shit himself, it’s a combination of body position, sweaty cheeks, and the doc pulling the colonoscope out like he was starting a lawn mower. 

9/16/19 12:44 AM
2/14/10
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I'm not looking forward to this when I come of age. The drugs will numb the prostate simulation, making farthing while ejaculating impossible. 

9/16/19 12:46 AM
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IronHands -

I'm not looking forward to this when I come of age. The drugs will numb the prostate simulation, making farthing while ejaculating impossible. 

Don’t you mean ejaculating while farting or did you go for something else?

9/16/19 1:47 AM
8/26/18
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Jesus brother. It fucking hurts seeing a brother hurt like this. I feel like this is you reaching out. I'm not sure how you landed there or moreso how you slammed on the gas instead of the brake. Come to California and all that straight life will melt away in 2 nights. No wife or kids just street hookers, cocaine, cigarettes, alcohol and a fun ride into the canyons. I just went on a great trip with a new girl I've been talking to. Nothing like taking a date into the woods for a nice night hike. Be well brother and you have my number, anything.