OtherGround Forums Eating a** on first date

7 days ago
9/26/07
Posts: 2885

Is it a thing nowadays?

 

7 days ago
9/26/07
Posts: 2886


7 days ago
4/12/11
Posts: 10827

Fuck that

7 days ago
9/18/13
Posts: 2412

I dont even wait until the first date

7 days ago
6/29/09
Posts: 9788
BubblesNS - 

Fuck that


lol....no tongue punching the ole fart box?
7 days ago
12/26/05
Posts: 39361

Depends on the ass

7 days ago
11/28/03
Posts: 102555

i wait til the 100 year anniversary

Edited: 7 days ago
7/24/16
Posts: 1257
ChokeHisAss -

I dont even wait until the first date

This. Kinda. If she's good enough in my eyes to take on an actual date I try to delay things sexually for a bit. I know that sounds crazy to most of you, but it's so much harder to meet a quality woman nowadays as opposed to a good piece of ass. When I said delay I mean until at least the second date; third if we make it that far. This is theory mind you; I've only been able to pull it off once. I ate a chicks ass last weekend, but it wasn't what I would consider a date. Rather, we just hooked up because we were both horny. She knew what was coming and was prepped... Pussy looked like it had just been shaved and her butthole was almost as pretty as those pornstar buttholes are when they bleach them. I feasted on her delicious little butthole. That's usually how it goes down for me. 

7 days ago
7/16/13
Posts: 2356

I love eating a chicks ass before we even go out, while it's at its freshest. 

7 days ago
7/24/16
Posts: 1258
John Wick -

I love eating a chicks ass before we even go out, while it's at its freshest. 

This. The longer it's been since they've been out of the shower, the worse the product is going to be. It can deteriorate pretty rapidly too, depending on what kind of pants she's wearing.

7 days ago
9/26/07
Posts: 2887


What about this?
7 days ago
4/22/03
Posts: 15136
CavemanDave -

Depends on the ass

This. If she’s fine and smells good, why not?

7 days ago
12/28/12
Posts: 14727

Only if he buys me dinner first

7 days ago
2/13/16
Posts: 2460

It’s stand bro.

heres how you tell. Go in the bathroom.  See wet whiles?  You’re good.  No wet whipes? No go.

7 days ago
2/13/16
Posts: 2461

Standard*** shit app

7 days ago
5/7/08
Posts: 20261
Darth Potato -

Standard*** shit app

This post just confirms you actually think "wipes" is spelled with an H... 

 

Fuck me, this place sometimes...

7 days ago
6/20/03
Posts: 3562
Kenso -


Bahahaha 

7 days ago
1/3/18
Posts: 2658
John Wick -

I love eating a chicks ass before we even go out, while it's at its freshest. 

John speaks wisdom. When fresh, I’ll shove my tongue so deep in dat ass my teeth will scrape her gape. 

7 days ago
8/28/17
Posts: 2008

Never do it after you’ve taken her out for dinner. Ass eating 101 bros

7 days ago
3/10/11
Posts: 3221

Well ya I’m a southern gentleman.

7 days ago
8/23/03
Posts: 5562
Pete Gozinya - 
John Wick -

I love eating a chicks ass before we even go out, while it's at its freshest. 

This. The longer it's been since they've been out of the shower, the worse the product is going to be. It can deteriorate pretty rapidly too, depending on what kind of pants she's wearing.


Also depending on the condition of her asshole. Prolly also has a bit of impact on the old sell-by date.
7 days ago
4/13/12
Posts: 23310
PaynanDiaz -

Never do it after you’ve taken her out for dinner. Ass eating 101 bros

Obviously.  I usually take them to dinner than the club.  Get em on the floor and sweat, it gets them hot.  The ass is ripe around 4 AM.

7 days ago
5/15/17
Posts: 2193
Kenso -


What about this?

Does she fart out of that thing ? 

7 days ago
4/13/12
Posts: 23313
Kenso -


Do 20 somethings really think we gave women flowers on the first date in ‘88?  We ate ass then too.  Does no one understand why the hot tub was invented?

6 days ago
12/16/11
Posts: 282

If it looks and smells ok then I don't see why not