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7/11/18 9:54 PM
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The article says the sarcophagus is made of solid black granite and doesn't appear to have any markings. It is 72.8 inches tall, 104.3 inches long, and 65 inchest wide, the largest ever found in Alexandria. They also say that the mortar between the lid and base is still intact, so it hasn't been opened since the day it was sealed.

 

So what is it bros? Aliens? The Mummy? Anunaki? One of them bible giants? Jimmy Hoffa? Some regular-ass dead guy? Definitely dont open that right...?

 

https://www.sciencealert.com/huge-mystery-sarcophagus-unearthed-in-egypt-alexandria/amp

 

7/11/18 9:55 PM
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Big Black Coffin!

7/11/18 9:55 PM
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Big Black Casket?

7/11/18 9:55 PM
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Fuck you, Fu.

7/11/18 9:56 PM
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When are they going to fix the subscribe function.  In for ancient aliens 

7/11/18 9:56 PM
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BBS?

7/11/18 9:57 PM
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I read it as Esophagus. Fucking weird. 

7/11/18 9:57 PM
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7/11/18 9:58 PM
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Alexander the Great? Throwing out possibilities here.

7/11/18 9:58 PM
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IronHands - 

Fuck you, Fu.


7/11/18 9:59 PM
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I bet it's someone they didn't like very much. 

They didn't want him escaping his tomb, and alabaster effigy appears to have been defaced. 

I'm pretty high right now, so I could be totally wrong.  

7/11/18 10:00 PM
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7/11/18 10:00 PM
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I'm sure I shouldn't be, but I'm just floored at how something that big is just now being discovered after all these years.

7/11/18 10:01 PM
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In... 

7/11/18 10:08 PM
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A mummy and more jewelry for the corrupt and inept government of egypt to hold hostage from actual scientists again.

 

7/11/18 10:09 PM
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where the white women at
7/11/18 10:16 PM
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That's really interesting.  Busy out that BBC so we can see what's inside!

7/11/18 10:20 PM
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Thats only 6' tall, pretty small giant.

7/11/18 10:22 PM
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Alien tech. 

7/11/18 10:23 PM
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jpm995 -

Thats only 6' tall, pretty small giant.

I’ve seen a bunch of ancient sarcophagi at different museum exhibits. They’re all way shorter than 6 foot. Egyptians were short mfers.

7/11/18 10:29 PM
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jpm995 -

Thats only 6' tall, pretty small giant.

I’ve seen a bunch of ancient sarcophagi at different museum exhibits. They’re all way shorter than 6 foot. Egyptians were short mfers.

Its 6' deep. If you were to lay down in it it's nearly 9' long. That's tall for the nba... 

7/11/18 10:32 PM
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fng1 -
Les Deplorables -
jpm995 -

Thats only 6' tall, pretty small giant.

I’ve seen a bunch of ancient sarcophagi at different museum exhibits. They’re all way shorter than 6 foot. Egyptians were short mfers.

Its 6' deep. If you were to lay down in it it's nearly 9' long. That's tall for the nba... 

They better open that shit in one of those secure chambers where they kept the alien from IndependenceDay.

7/11/18 10:35 PM
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It’s either a fake created by the egyptologists, or, if it’s real, the egyptologists will never tell us what is really inside. 

Fuck you Zahi Hawass (even though you got fired for stealing ancient artifacts).

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Poop Doodle -

BBS?

BBMummy

7/11/18 10:37 PM
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It's Apocalypse.