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8 days ago
2/12/12
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The article says the sarcophagus is made of solid black granite and doesn't appear to have any markings. It is 72.8 inches tall, 104.3 inches long, and 65 inchest wide, the largest ever found in Alexandria. They also say that the mortar between the lid and base is still intact, so it hasn't been opened since the day it was sealed.

 

So what is it bros? Aliens? The Mummy? Anunaki? One of them bible giants? Jimmy Hoffa? Some regular-ass dead guy? Definitely dont open that right...?

 

https://www.sciencealert.com/huge-mystery-sarcophagus-unearthed-in-egypt-alexandria/amp

 

8 days ago
1/1/01
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Big Black Coffin!

8 days ago
2/14/10
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Big Black Casket?

8 days ago
2/14/10
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Fuck you, Fu.

8 days ago
10/16/13
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When are they going to fix the subscribe function.  In for ancient aliens 

8 days ago
3/28/10
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BBS?

8 days ago
3/28/10
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I read it as Esophagus. Fucking weird. 

8 days ago
2/12/12
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8 days ago
10/8/13
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Alexander the Great? Throwing out possibilities here.

8 days ago
1/1/01
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IronHands - 

Fuck you, Fu.


8 days ago
12/22/10
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I bet it's someone they didn't like very much. 

They didn't want him escaping his tomb, and alabaster effigy appears to have been defaced. 

I'm pretty high right now, so I could be totally wrong.  

8 days ago
1/5/07
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8 days ago
7/8/14
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I'm sure I shouldn't be, but I'm just floored at how something that big is just now being discovered after all these years.

8 days ago
8/9/16
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In... 

8 days ago
1/18/12
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A mummy and more jewelry for the corrupt and inept government of egypt to hold hostage from actual scientists again.

 

8 days ago
1/1/01
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where the white women at
8 days ago
9/30/10
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That's really interesting.  Busy out that BBC so we can see what's inside!

8 days ago
11/1/03
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Thats only 6' tall, pretty small giant.

8 days ago
11/4/14
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Alien tech. 

8 days ago
11/12/16
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jpm995 -

Thats only 6' tall, pretty small giant.

I’ve seen a bunch of ancient sarcophagi at different museum exhibits. They’re all way shorter than 6 foot. Egyptians were short mfers.

8 days ago
2/12/12
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Les Deplorables -
jpm995 -

Thats only 6' tall, pretty small giant.

I’ve seen a bunch of ancient sarcophagi at different museum exhibits. They’re all way shorter than 6 foot. Egyptians were short mfers.

Its 6' deep. If you were to lay down in it it's nearly 9' long. That's tall for the nba... 

8 days ago
11/12/16
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fng1 -
Les Deplorables -
jpm995 -

Thats only 6' tall, pretty small giant.

I’ve seen a bunch of ancient sarcophagi at different museum exhibits. They’re all way shorter than 6 foot. Egyptians were short mfers.

Its 6' deep. If you were to lay down in it it's nearly 9' long. That's tall for the nba... 

They better open that shit in one of those secure chambers where they kept the alien from IndependenceDay.

8 days ago
10/4/02
Posts: 22561

It’s either a fake created by the egyptologists, or, if it’s real, the egyptologists will never tell us what is really inside. 

Fuck you Zahi Hawass (even though you got fired for stealing ancient artifacts).

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4/6/12
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Poop Doodle -

BBS?

BBMummy

8 days ago
11/20/12
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It's Apocalypse.