Get off the 5 train at grand central station tonight and for the last week or two they’ve segregated the traffic leaving and entering the subway with those leaving using two escalators and those entering using stairs.
Tonight I get out of the 5 train and go walking towards where the escalators are and it’s more packed than normal. Turns out the escalator on the right was broken so the dumbass MTA worker decided to block it off making everyone funnel into one escalator. People are screaming at the MTA worker to get out of the way and finally some dude loses his shit and screams “The escalator is not broken, it’s fucking stairs!!!!!”
Dude keeps repeating that shit like a mantra, powers past the MTA worker and starts walking up the escalator. It was like the dam broke as a whole fuckload of people followed the dude up, cursing at the MTA douche on their way up. Wish I had my fucking camera out as I was fucking dying laughing at this dude losing his shit.
*Insert “He’s right you know” meme here*