AW right now!!!
Let me know how the drive-by goes.
Pls freak out. I need a laugh. Sorry op!
SergesBeefyHopeFlaps - Record everything. She could make outlandish claims.
I'm hoping the claims are outlandlish!
Hopefully op isn’t getting stabbed right now
Do you have a meeting scheduled?
Also, this situation is hilarious. When I was younger working as a pizza delivery guy there was this guy who just didn't show up one day. We all figured he just up and quit and no call no showed. Two weeks later he walks in like nothing happened. He puts on his apron and fills out his time card and punches in. The boss comes upstairs and goes "what are you doing here, where have you been?" The dude looks our boss straight in the face and says "I went on vacation" and proceeded to make a pizza order that was up. Our boss, dumbfounded, walked back downstairs to his office. He was such a pussy that he let the guy finish out the day and told him he was fired over the phone after he finished his shift.
Basically, my boss was a pussy, you are being a pussy, OP. Go pull her aside and get her off premises.
Update come on?
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Have HR there with you, it will help protect you if she sues.
This is a small business, I'm the HR.
BTW: I'm new here. Today is my 5th day on the job.
She is going to blame you. She had a job, then boom new guy comes in and fires her in the first week. Watch your car.
It gets better: Her mom works here.
I'm probably going to fire her, too. A couple weeks was the plan, but if she freaks out, I'll go full T-800 on the staff.
And I understand that you are likely firing her at this very moment, but get someone else to be in the room with you, even someone under you that sits silently in the corner, so she can't make crazy claims after the fact. She sounds insane.
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But seriously, I hope it was not just you alone in a room with her. If so, get a lawyer on retainer now.