OtherGround Forums Goro is the stupidest character in Mortal Kombat

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4/8/10
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The motherfucker was born with four arms, lives his whole life with this deformity, but for some reason never decides to use it to his advantage. Shell with three arms, pump the overhand right and change levels into a double. You don't even need to pass the guard just pin his arms and GnP your way to a flawless victory. Dude needs to change camps badly.
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1/7/04
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CoughSyrupOD - The motherfucker was born with four arms, lives his whole life with this deformity, but for some reason never decides to use it to his advantage. Shell with three arms, pump the overhand right and change levels into a double. You don't even need to pass the guard just pin his arms and GnP your way to a flawless victory. Dude needs to change camps badly.

Because he's a Kung Fu specialist not a boxer

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12/10/11
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Dude fuck you

14 days ago
4/21/10
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Greaseweiner -
CoughSyrupOD - The motherfucker was born with four arms, lives his whole life with this deformity, but for some reason never decides to use it to his advantage. Shell with three arms, pump the overhand right and change levels into a double. You don't even need to pass the guard just pin his arms and GnP your way to a flawless victory. Dude needs to change camps badly.

Because he's a Kung Fu specialist not a boxer

Gabi Garcia is a ground fighter which is why her character doesn't know how to throw hands. 

14 days ago
1/1/01
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LOL@ Dude needs to change camps

14 days ago
6/23/10
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If Khabib could spit fireballs at people, I doubt he'd give a fuck about shooting doubles either

14 days ago
9/3/09
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2 extra arms to break

14 days ago
6/22/09
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I don't think he CAN change camps...

14 days ago
9/10/13
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Double keylocks

14 days ago
3/29/13
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All you gotta do is hit him in the nuts after he breaks your sunglasses anyway

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4/8/10
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OhNo - 

2 extra arms to break


Are you fucking kidding me?!

There is no way the arm bar is there. How are you gonna isolate the arm? You would be defending against a 2 on 1 constantly. He's gonna be controlling your arms while he simultaneously attacks your neck.

Grapping with Goro should be instant death but all he does is that one stupid body lock and he doesn't even use it to secure a TD. How does he get to such a high level tournament without a competent ground game?
14 days ago
5/22/17
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He can beat off 4 dicks at once. you don’t want goros dick beaters son. 

14 days ago
4/18/01
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Never uses all his arms?

 

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4/8/10
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Greaseweiner - 
CoughSyrupOD - The motherfucker was born with four arms, lives his whole life with this deformity, but for some reason never decides to use it to his advantage. Shell with three arms, pump the overhand right and change levels into a double. You don't even need to pass the guard just pin his arms and GnP your way to a flawless victory. Dude needs to change camps badly.

Because he's a Kung Fu specialist not a boxer


He's spitting in the face of God. It's like watching a 7 footer with a wingspan like albatross and a belt-line that starts at his nipples try and be an infighter.
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5/14/10
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I'll bet Goro has two dicks and four testicles.
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1/1/01
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CoughSyrupOD - The motherfucker was born with four arms, lives his whole life with this deformity, but for some reason never decides to use it to his advantage. Shell with three arms, pump the overhand right and change levels into a double. You don't even need to pass the guard just pin his arms and GnP your way to a flawless victory. Dude needs to change camps badly.

Came here to disagree and ended with a vu. Lol

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4/8/10
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Freaky_Hibiki - I'll bet Goro has two dicks and four testicles.

Do you think they are side by side or one on top of the other? I could see both arrangements having benefits.
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7/5/13
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CoughSyrupOD -
Freaky_Hibiki - I'll bet Goro has two dicks and four testicles.

Do you think they are side by side or one on top of the other? I could see both arrangements having benefits.

Over under is my guess

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5/14/10
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CoughSyrupOD - 
Freaky_Hibiki - I'll bet Goro has two dicks and four testicles.

Do you think they are side by side or one on top of the other? I could see both arrangements having benefits.

Side-by-side would be cooler IMO. He could do a fatality where he used both of them on you at the same time like Chuck Norris with a pair of Uzi pistols. Maybe a double eye socket skull fucking fatality. It actually opens a lot of new possibilities.
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9/3/09
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CoughSyrupOD -
OhNo - 

2 extra arms to break


Are you fucking kidding me?!

There is no way the arm bar is there. How are you gonna isolate the arm? You would be defending against a 2 on 1 constantly. He's gonna be controlling your arms while he simultaneously attacks your neck.

Grapping with Goro should be instant death but all he does is that one stupid body lock and he doesn't even use it to secure a TD. How does he get to such a high level tournament without a competent ground game?

Omoplata Kimura the same side arms my dude.

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6/22/09
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Freaky_Hibiki -
CoughSyrupOD - 
Freaky_Hibiki - I'll bet Goro has two dicks and four testicles.

Do you think they are side by side or one on top of the other? I could see both arrangements having benefits.

Side-by-side would be cooler IMO. He could do a fatality where he used both of them on you at the same time like Chuck Norris with a pair of Uzi pistols. Maybe a double eye socket skull fucking fatality. It actually opens a lot of new possibilities.

I believe Rule 34 would solve this argument.

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5/2/09
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Freaky_Hibiki - I'll bet Goro has two dicks and four testicles.

My money’s on dick-balls-dick

14 days ago
1/1/01
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4 arms means he's open up to knee bars

14 days ago
3/23/06
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Haven’t played Mortal Kombat since I was young, but GORO was creepy with those THREE FINGERS!