samichlaus -Samoa -
In my 20’s I was in a softball game and I guy was talking shit. I said whatever you want. He was on first base and said “No after the game so no one breaks it up”. Like two pitches later the batter hits a lazy fly ball to left and dude starts walking to me (I was playing 3rd) and when he got within reach I punched him. He went down but the rest of his team swarmed. I was guesting for team I was playing on and only two guys backed me up. I stayed on my feet and still touched more than I got touched. More effect at least.
My (then girlfriend) wife was yelling at my team telling them to get in there.
Its the only time she saw me actually punch someone. I’ve stood a couple guys down with her around but it’s a rule that I try my hardest to not fight with my other around. My whole life. Now I’m old. I’m not getting into any fights unless it’s way unavoidable.
Last week you slammed that dude at the market grabbing all the corned beef pretty damn hard.
and that's what should happen to anyone trying to grab all the corned beef.