OtherGround Forums How would you have told Hitler to win WW 2?

18 days ago
9/13/19
Posts: 490
1. Fucking making those stupid battleships and cruisers. You were NEVER going to take on the Royal Navy in a surface encounter. Cease production of those immediately. Switch over all production to U-Boats.

2. Don't stop before Dunkirk for whatever stupid reason you did - push them into the sea and destroy the army and equipment they had left.

3. Finish Britain. Those, whatever, 100+ extra subs you have via cancelling the stupid surface fleet ships? Sick them on Britain. Not a fucking shit gets through with anything for the island.

4. Do NOT invade the SU. At least not when they did. Instead, once the UK falls (or even if it did not fall, but it would), drive from Africa into the Middle East and take the British oil holdings in the Middle East (if they did not cede them to you already in their negotiated peace).

5. While you are seizing more oil than you can ever use, CONSOLIDATE you holdings. Production, production, production. Increase it. Exponentially. ALong these lines, don't be a moron and extirmate so many people when they could be helping you build weapons of war. Absolutely, positively maximize weapons of war production.

6. With the British holdings in the middle east under your control, rather than trying to slog hundreds (thousands?) of miles to Moscow, strike from the middle east directly to the SU oil fields near Baku and what not. They will fall very quickly. The SU will not have sufficient oil to field any kind of armored or mechanized units.

7. From there you can do pretty much whatever with the SU. You will be far outproducing them, and you will have more fuel than you can use and the SU will be desperately short on it. However, come as LIBERATORS, not killers. Respect and show respect to the people you conquered, who hate the SU in general. Have them join the effort in new units.

8. Game over for the SU. But, to be ABSOLUTELY sure of total victory, tell Japan that, if they knew what was good, they would attack the SU intstead of teh US. Attacking the U.S. was probably the worst military decision anyone made. EVER. With Japan attacking the SU from the east, and you from the south and west, it falls relatively quickly.

9. The U.S. will absolutely, positively stay out of it given these facts and circumstances.

Germany would have one the war, and she and her allies would spread from Europe to the far east.

How would you advice Hitler to win WW2?
18 days ago
2/25/13
Posts: 27953

Stop taking meth. To both Hitler and you

18 days ago
10/27/03
Posts: 24875

I’d convince him this shiny new industrial wood chipper is a magic genie lamp and all he has to do is dive in and convince the genie to come out.

18 days ago
6/16/07
Posts: 31266
don't backstab Russia.
18 days ago
9/13/19
Posts: 491
Poiupoiu - 

Stop taking meth. To both Hitler and you


Very solid analysis of the subject matter of this thread. Thanks!
18 days ago
6/16/07
Posts: 31267
also fuck Hitler I'm glad he lost.
18 days ago
12/1/12
Posts: 5867

I would have had him invest in war turtles and maybe some snail bombs...or maybe just strap a nuke on a retard like op and have him swim to the US. 

 

Fuck off already homoslice!

18 days ago
7/22/15
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Only a sick fuck would ask or care.

18 days ago
8/23/06
Posts: 4381

Lots of the usual low IQ snowflakes triggered by the word "Hitler."  haha  Haven't you dorks figured out that if someone can make you clutch your pearls just by uttering a word, then you are mentally weak?

Anyway, OP is literally Hitler.  But his list looks like a better plan than the original Hitler's plan.  OP is literally a better planner than Hitler.

18 days ago
7/30/14
Posts: 4858
Nick Diaz still GOAT - don't backstab Russia.

This is the answer.

18 days ago
4/19/09
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Still need to spam mammoths and get the tiberium.

 

18 days ago
7/12/03
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Nick Diaz still GOAT - don't backstab Russia.

This
18 days ago
7/24/16
Posts: 5551

I bet Hitler had a bigger aquarium.

18 days ago
1/1/01
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He should have killed himself after WWI, that would have helped
Edited: 18 days ago
11/20/08
Posts: 21624

LOL at all the righteous idiots on this thread. "Hitler bad!"

It's a fascinating topic and something that every military strategist would have thought about and analyzed.

I think Hitler should've stayed out of SU completely. The liberator thing would have never worked on the Soviets. They hated their government more than the Germans but they were defending their mother land, not the Soviet government.

Forget the SU, forget the US, get Europe and Africa. Then start upping the manufacturing might and try to economically destroy the SU (would not be too hard) and then the US (would be harder, but maybe team up with the Japanese and overtake the US in tech).

18 days ago
1/1/01
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Something about two fronts.

18 days ago
6/14/16
Posts: 33

As a corporal you DO NOT know better than your general's, some of which are military geniuses. 

Also Russia tends to get a bit cold, best not go there just yet

18 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 8624

Generally speaking, isn’t there a huge conundrum in that Hitler’s maniacal drive for power that made him successful the same maniacal drive that made him decide to push on so many fronts?

 

 

18 days ago
11/28/08
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TheCrossbow -

As a corporal you DO NOT know better than your general's, some of which are military geniuses. 

Also Russia tends to get a bit cold, best not go there just yet

That is a bit of a misconception. Russian winter wasn’t the problem. Russian Spring and Fall was.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputitsa

At least in winter the mud was frozen.

18 days ago
3/18/02
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TheCrossbow - 

As a corporal you DO NOT know better than your general's, some of which are military geniuses. 

Also Russia tends to get a bit cold, best not go there just yet


lol @ the snowflakes here.  If it offends them, dont talk just shut up!  Talking about history is bad!!!  fucking babies.  STFD, adults are talking.  

Crossbow had good suggestions.  Production definitely was the key to victory for the US and to a lesser extent the SU.  I think the obvious answer was barbarossa.  Particularly Stalingrad.  And if you have to go to stalingrad, dont split up your armies at the same time and divert part of them to the caucus oil fields until objectives in stalingrad are met. 

18 days ago
11/28/08
Posts: 21929
Slapsymaxi -

Generally speaking, isn’t there a huge conundrum in that Hitler’s maniacal drive for power that made him successful the same maniacal drive that made him decide to push on so many fronts?

 

 

That is more or less accurate. A lot of the times when people like to think this through, most of the solutions boil down to "but what if the Nazis weren't Nazis."

18 days ago
3/2/11
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tell him about Desmond is amazing.

18 days ago
8/12/19
Posts: 235

1.  Partner with Russia, do not attack them.

2.  Do not stop bombing the pommies.

3.  Take Africa completely for resources and genocide a bit while there.

 

18 days ago
6/3/19
Posts: 177

Take the navy to Africa, get a bunch of tribes and offer them food and water if they kill the Americans. On the boat ride from Africa to the shores of America Id make them watch propaganda videos designed to make them hate Americans. Negotiate with japan and on d day I’d storm both the coasts of America  with my African America hating savages. 

18 days ago
8/20/03
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Poiupoiu - 

Stop taking meth. To both Hitler and you


LOL!