OtherGround Forums I am becoming a US citizen tomorrow

28 days ago
10/16/16
Posts: 208

What’s the most American thing that I can do? I asked around at work and most suggestions amounted to buying a gun or a giant truck. Any better idea OG?

28 days ago
11/7/07
Posts: 26360
hookers and blow
28 days ago
10/16/16
Posts: 209
Ramon Maroni - hookers and blow

In that order?

28 days ago
6/13/03
Posts: 24191

Drive a raised truck to a football game eating bacon and jerkey from walmart

28 days ago
4/23/02
Posts: 93450

the most american thing you can do is drive your hyundai korean car, to a bar owned by an armenian, tended by a ukranian dude name Ivan, and drink a mexican beer Dos XX, while sitting at the bar built by non union guatamalen labors crewed by a brazilian foreman who is married to a philipino woman who takes their kids to a preschool that is taught by a congoless preschool teacher.  while wearing a USA tshirt made by the chinese and bought at a walmart where you paid an ethiopian casher.

28 days ago
10/16/16
Posts: 210

Its interesting that the two messages above involve a Walmart. The oat ceremony is actually in a church across the street from a Walmart. Yes, I live in the midwest...

28 days ago
11/15/07
Posts: 11155

Call in sick and play a round a golf

28 days ago
4/23/02
Posts: 93451

by the way i love walmart

 

i shop there often...i didn't include it in my post as a negative....

 

what makes america great is all the people who have come here legally from all kinds of countries and put in work.

 

you are doing the most american thing you can tomorrow bro

 

congrats

28 days ago
9/6/06
Posts: 10138

Go to a Trump rally. 

28 days ago
1/24/15
Posts: 11982
Go get a cheeseburger.
28 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 38943

Congrats!

28 days ago
10/16/16
Posts: 211
Pretjah -

by the way i love walmart

 

i shop there often...i didn't include it in my post as a negative....

 

what makes america great is all the people who have come here legally from all kinds of countries and put in work.

 

you are doing the most american thing you can tomorrow bro

 

congrats

Thanks! I’ve been living in the US for 13 years now with various visas and work permits (and paying income tax) so I’m glad its finally over and I get to vote.

28 days ago
6/18/19
Posts: 462
Congratulations OP!!!
28 days ago
8/9/16
Posts: 21873

Whatever you want...

28 days ago
10/16/16
Posts: 212
ABCTT Dos - Go get a cheeseburger.

I was doing that before being American. I was born in Canada.

28 days ago
10/16/16
Posts: 213
SD CARTEL -

Congrats!

Thanks.

28 days ago
10/16/16
Posts: 214
tajmills - Congratulations OP!!!

Thanks.

28 days ago
6/30/14
Posts: 33039
vote


and fucking congrats!
28 days ago
4/22/03
Posts: 17064

Congrats man!

buy a gun, hookers, blow. Any order. 

express your first ammendment right like a mother fucker. 

Edited: 28 days ago
2/24/19
Posts: 355

Register to vote. Congratulations!

28 days ago
1/24/15
Posts: 11983
FG_Gall - 
ABCTT Dos - Go get a cheeseburger.

I was doing that before being American. I was born in Canada.


Tell them to hold the mayo this time.
28 days ago
11/19/05
Posts: 41233

Welcome, Yank! 

28 days ago
1/24/15
Posts: 11984
Dajuisher - 

Congrats man!

buy a gun, hookers, blow. Any order. 

express your first ammendment right like a mother fucker. 


Express your 2nd amendment also when that hooker tries to steal your blow.
28 days ago
7/22/06
Posts: 4062
A large McDonald's combo
28 days ago
3/20/15
Posts: 12679
FG_Gall - 
ABCTT Dos - Go get a cheeseburger.

I was doing that before being American. I was born in Canada.


What field of work got you there...if you don't mnd me asking ?