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9 days ago
7/4/16
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If you spread your ass cheeks when you fart, it makes less noise.

 

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You're a weird fuckin dude, you know that? 

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StrikingMMA -

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Captain Kaboom -

You're a weird fuckin dude, you know that? 

Voted up, for fact.

You're gonna fit in just nicely.

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1/2/21
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The_Rapist_/_Therapist -
Captain Kaboom -

You're a weird fuckin dude, you know that? 

Voted up, for fact.

You're gonna fit in just nicely.

Is this Tryhards new account ?

First account, I was just a long time Canadian lurker. 

9 days ago
9/23/07
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If you get your asshole waxed they really slap with volume.

9 days ago
8/4/20
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Brockback Mountain -

If you get your asshole waxed they really slap with volume.

I’ve heard people say this but I don’t understand it.

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Masterbedar -
Brockback Mountain -

If you get your asshole waxed they really slap with volume.

I’ve heard people say this but I don’t understand it.

hair preventing skin on skin reverberations?

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Captain Kaboom -

You're a weird fuckin dude, you know that? 

Welcome to the forum newcomer! I am glad to be your friend! Here's a little eye candy for my new bud. 

 

9 days ago
8/4/20
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vincan469 -
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Brockback Mountain -

If you get your asshole waxed they really slap with volume.

I’ve heard people say this but I don’t understand it.

hair preventing skin on skin reverberations?

Yeah, I get the basic idea behind it. Is your ass hair giving your sphincter more power? I mean how much more violent are farts with out ass hair? I just don’t buy the hype. 

9 days ago
9/23/07
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Masterbedar - 
Brockback Mountain -

If you get your asshole waxed they really slap with volume.

I’ve heard people say this but I don’t understand it.


Imagine doing the "fart" noise with your mouth, but now you put a folded up tissue in between your lips, its harder if not impossible.

The hair in your crack provides pathways for the air to escape, sort of muffles the sound and keeps your cheeks from slapping.

When you have a perfectly hairless asshole, the cheeks press together making an airtight seal so not only does your butthole make noise but your cheeks slap.

9 days ago
9/23/07
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Masterbedar - 
vincan469 -
Masterbedar -
Brockback Mountain -

If you get your asshole waxed they really slap with volume.

I’ve heard people say this but I don’t understand it.

hair preventing skin on skin reverberations?

Yeah, I get the basic idea behind it. Is your ass hair giving your sphincter more power? I mean how much more violent are farts with out ass hair? I just don’t buy the hype. 


So a normal fat noise is your actual sphincter making noise like you would make with your lips.


A hairless fart has that sound BUT also your outside the buthole cheeks clap skin to skin because there is no fur to soften the clapping.

Same reason if you clap your hands bare skin or leather gloves its much louder than if you clapped wearing woolen mittens.

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Kirik Jr -
Captain Kaboom -

You're a weird fuckin dude, you know that? 

Welcome to the forum newcomer! I am glad to be your friend! Here's a little eye candy for my new bud. 

 

Lol yes this is great 

9 days ago
8/4/20
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Brockback Mountain -
Masterbedar - 
vincan469 -
Masterbedar -
Brockback Mountain -

If you get your asshole waxed they really slap with volume.

I’ve heard people say this but I don’t understand it.

hair preventing skin on skin reverberations?

Yeah, I get the basic idea behind it. Is your ass hair giving your sphincter more power? I mean how much more violent are farts with out ass hair? I just don’t buy the hype. 


So a normal fat noise is your actual sphincter making noise like you would make with your lips.


A hairless fart has that sound BUT also your outside the buthole cheeks clap skin to skin because there is no fur to soften the clapping.

Same reason if you clap your hands bare skin or leather gloves its much louder than if you clapped wearing woolen mittens.

Look man, your explanation is eloquent and the tissue example is really top notch. I don’t have some nasty brillo pad between my cheeks, are you really telling me that little amount of hair is holding me back that much?

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4/6/19
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 But don't you risk stink hands?

9 days ago
6/24/07
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I sometimes do that to sneak one in on my wife. She doesn’t hear it . Then, bam!!!

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1/24/15
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Why would anyone want to silence their fart?

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7/4/16
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ABCTT Dos -

Why would anyone want to silence their fart?

See above ^

9 days ago
3/22/20
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I tried this, and I ended up shitting in my hand.
9 days ago
12/4/12
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Brockback Mountain -
Masterbedar - 
vincan469 -
Masterbedar -
Brockback Mountain -

If you get your asshole waxed they really slap with volume.

I’ve heard people say this but I don’t understand it.

hair preventing skin on skin reverberations?

Yeah, I get the basic idea behind it. Is your ass hair giving your sphincter more power? I mean how much more violent are farts with out ass hair? I just don’t buy the hype. 


So a normal fat noise is your actual sphincter making noise like you would make with your lips.


A hairless fart has that sound BUT also your outside the buthole cheeks clap skin to skin because there is no fur to soften the clapping.

Same reason if you clap your hands bare skin or leather gloves its much louder than if you clapped wearing woolen mittens.

So if OP’s mom shaves her butt hair her farts will be louder? 

Edited: 9 days ago
1/1/01
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Careful with that technique. If you pull too far you make the fart squeal out like a balloon. 
 

If you spread but clench it sounds like like a moped running too rich

9 days ago
7/22/09
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My farts spread my cheeks.

9 days ago
5/29/19
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Wait is this true??? Can someone confirm this. I don’t know what to believe anymore