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9/11/19 7:30 PM
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Phuckles - 
Briscoe - When my son was first born I asked the Nurse how long it would be until his eyes opened... as if he was a pup.

Dear god I am laughing so hard at this right now. 


As someone without kids I have to ask, why is this funny?

9/11/19 7:41 PM
6/30/14
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TFK_2nolatch4 - 

I didn't know POTUS stood for "President of the United States" before a week ago.  


this can't be true

do you know what FLOTUS stands for?
9/11/19 7:43 PM
5/14/06
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Fan of Fanboys -
TFK_2nolatch4 - 

I didn't know POTUS stood for "President of the United States" before a week ago.  


this can't be true

do you know what FLOTUS stands for?

It's the stuff that builds up under your SCOTUS

9/11/19 7:48 PM
5/11/05
Posts: 3681
HighInsideLegKick -

Im 33. I just found out last week that Pickles are really just cucumbers.  I was pissed. 

 

It's almost as bad as when I found out hotdogs were just tubular bologna.  

Bologna is also a tube you just buy it pre sliced 

9/11/19 7:52 PM
3/25/19
Posts: 4693
grandchampion -
HighInsideLegKick -

Im 33. I just found out last week that Pickles are really just cucumbers.  I was pissed. 

 

It's almost as bad as when I found out hotdogs were just tubular bologna.  

Bologna is also a tube you just buy it pre sliced 

Listen man,  I'm onto those bastard fat cats in the big bologna biz. You want to join me and help me take them down?

9/11/19 7:54 PM
3/25/10
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When I was told a tomato was a fruit I said fuck you...

9/11/19 7:56 PM
8/9/16
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Goochy Mang -
rubbermonkey -
Girly -

I thought it was "make end's meat" until 5 years ago 

Hmm... what is it then? Lol

Because of this place I always spell it meat. Been some weird texts over the years. 

The other day I was talking with the Mrs, and I go,  "...its mind bottling"..., it honestly just slipped out (giggles)...

As soon as I said that I closed my eyes (briefly thought of the OG)

And followed it with a clear pronounced, "bog-gul-ing"...

SMH...

 

I'm surprised I'm not calling the parent a faggot, who starts a text group chat when they're talking about something stupid at my daughter's school...

9/11/19 7:58 PM
8/9/16
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Fan of Fanboys -
TFK_2nolatch4 - 

I didn't know POTUS stood for "President of the United States" before a week ago.  


this can't be true

do you know what FLOTUS stands for?

Fags and lesbians of the United States...

 

That's an easy one...

9/11/19 8:07 PM
12/29/12
Posts: 1482
Briscoe - When my son was first born I asked the Nurse how long it would be until his eyes opened... as if he was a pup.

Fuck me that's funny. Thanks Briscoe.
9/11/19 8:12 PM
1/1/01
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I'm 41 and learned this today from Michael Bisping on his podcast. I just assumed the z was pronounced as a z.
9/11/19 8:14 PM
1/1/11
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I thought a laptop was called a labtop until 5 years ago 

9/11/19 8:15 PM
1/1/01
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I was also well into my 20s when a training partner informed me the animal Giraffe begins with a G and not a D. I made it through elementary, high school and I double majored in college and somehow never figured out it wasn't Diraffe. I blamed my education for this. Never mind, that was Brendon Schaub.

9/11/19 8:17 PM
3/15/15
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Spunkchops - 

And so should you.

 

I didn't realise beans are considered vegetables until my 20s.


If you are talking about beans like pinto, kidney, navy, they are not vegetables, they are legumes. Legumes make their fruit according to some criteria to be labelled as such.
9/11/19 8:20 PM
1/1/11
Posts: 6879
grandchampion -
HighInsideLegKick -

Im 33. I just found out last week that Pickles are really just cucumbers.  I was pissed. 

 

It's almost as bad as when I found out hotdogs were just tubular bologna.  

Bologna is also a tube you just buy it pre sliced 

Post-sliced imo

9/11/19 8:20 PM
1/20/08
Posts: 18017

Whenever a good looking younger woman agrees to a date I assume it's because of my charm, looks and personality. 

9/11/19 8:33 PM
3/26/13
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Jump Kick -


I'm 41 and learned this today from Michael Bisping on his podcast. I just assumed the z was pronounced as a z.

To be fair , the 'z' as a 'th' thing is really a Spain thing.  The other spanish speaking countries pronounce the z as a z.  For instances, the spanish word for shoes is 'zapatos'.  If you go to a small town in Mexico and say thapatos, you'll get treated like a Frenchman in Alabama once the news reported they weren't joining the Coalition of the Willing.

9/11/19 8:40 PM
6/19/12
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Fan of Fanboys -
TFK_2nolatch4 - 

I didn't know POTUS stood for "President of the United States" before a week ago.  


this can't be true

do you know what FLOTUS stands for?

I do now.   

 

Thanks google.  

9/11/19 8:43 PM
3/26/13
Posts: 1211

Not mine, but a friend of my that went to Catholic school thought that the way sex worked was that you shoot one of your balls into a woman through your penis and then she became pregnant.  As an extension of this idea, he thought that the number of balls you had was the number of children you were able to have.

9/11/19 8:48 PM
3/15/15
Posts: 12190

Okay something I've been embarrassed about for a long time.
People on the OG talk about celebrities all the time and for the longest time people would mention Demi Lovato in thread titles and I thought the posts were about an old OGer named Demitrius Barbito. For a few years I though they were the same person! haha

9/11/19 8:54 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 6505

When I was young I was helping my dad build a shed. He asked me to get him a tube of ore. I spent 30 mins looking while he was laughing.

2x4

9/11/19 8:56 PM
4/6/19
Posts: 2033

I had zero understanding that military hueys had zero armour... after flying in one from bolivia I figured it must have been stripped down. of course not thinking weight but just how damn thin aircraft aluminum is

9/11/19 8:58 PM
7/20/08
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I had no idea that baby carrots were just tard carrots whittled down to look pretty.  Still not sure I believe it.

9/11/19 9:41 PM
5/13/11
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I love the Princess Bride. 

 

I binged at least twice, and am a huge fan of Criminal Minds. 

 

I just made the connection a few months ago. 

9/11/19 9:55 PM
1/1/01
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Of course the ice cream man story...

When I was young my mom always said that when you heard the ice cream truck music, it meant they were out of ice cream so they were playing the song...."we're so sad...it's all gone...catch me soon...before you hear this song.

Such a whore.

9/11/19 9:59 PM
9/13/12
Posts: 1373
mglaw - Of course the ice cream man story...

When I was young my mom always said that when you heard the ice cream truck music, it meant they were out of ice cream so they were playing the song...."we're so sad...it's all gone...catch me soon...before you hear this song.

Such a whore.

That's pretty unforgivable