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9/12/19 3:06 AM
2/29/16
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I forgot how to spell the word "just" the other day. 

 

Had to use talk to text to check the spelling.

 

Fucking weird. 

9/12/19 3:24 AM
1/25/07
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I've seen you post way stupider things ;)

9/12/19 3:30 AM
2/3/10
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I thought I watched "driving miss daisy" when I was a kid but then realized when I got older that I only watched an episode of quantum leap where they had a similar premise.

9/12/19 4:17 AM
5/13/13
Posts: 1886

I always thought the saying went "pot calling the kettle back"

 

True story, oddly enough I finally actually thought about it and realized it's bLack.

 

Also true story, I was high during this discovery. I'm rethinking my entire life. 

9/12/19 8:02 AM
6/8/10
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HighInsideLegKick -

Im 33. I just found out last week that Pickles are really just cucumbers.  I was pissed. 

 

It's almost as bad as when I found out hotdogs were just tubular bologna.  

The same parts maybe used but they are still different to me dammit. 

9/12/19 8:19 AM
2/19/12
Posts: 1329

I just recently found out I was born on my birthday.

9/12/19 8:20 AM
6/8/10
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Zonion -
Phuckles - 
Briscoe - When my son was first born I asked the Nurse how long it would be until his eyes opened... as if he was a pup.

Dear god I am laughing so hard at this right now. 


As someone without kids I have to ask, why is this funny?

Because kids can open their eyes even before they are born, puppies can't until they are a few weeks old, come on you knew that, right? 

9/12/19 8:26 AM
5/13/11
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Chimonos Revenge -
nottheface -
FETT_Lay'n'PrayNINJA -

I love the Princess Bride. 

 

I binged at least twice, and am a huge fan of Criminal Minds. 

 

I just made the connection a few months ago. 

I still have no idea how these things are connected if at all.  

Mandy Patinkin?

the actor that played inigo montoya is in it, hes also in Homeland on showtime

Yep. Rewatching one of the 1st seasons and he gave Reed the stink eye and made some comment and the look on his face just clicked. 

9/12/19 8:46 AM
10/11/18
Posts: 3338

I thought the "Blow" in "blowjob"  meant to actually BLOW...welp done fucked that one up 

9/12/19 8:58 AM
12/16/11
Posts: 399
jasperb -
Zonion -
Phuckles - 
Briscoe - When my son was first born I asked the Nurse how long it would be until his eyes opened... as if he was a pup.

Dear god I am laughing so hard at this right now. 


As someone without kids I have to ask, why is this funny?

Because kids can open their eyes even before they are born, puppies can't until they are a few weeks old, come on you knew that, right? 

You don't know until you know, you know?

9/12/19 9:00 AM
12/2/18
Posts: 418

Balls are bags for pee.

9/12/19 9:06 AM
8/11/14
Posts: 806

I used to think that it wasn't pee

9/12/19 9:18 AM
10/11/18
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PeterNorth -

I thought the saying" nip it in the bud" was " nip it In the butt" 

SN checks the fuck out!!!!

9/12/19 9:22 AM
11/16/17
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mglaw - Of course the ice cream man story...

When I was young my mom always said that when you heard the ice cream truck music, it meant they were out of ice cream so they were playing the song...."we're so sad...it's all gone...catch me soon...before you hear this song.

Such a whore.

She has a special place in hell but.....

That's fucking hilarious lol

9/12/19 10:31 AM
5/1/14
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scrapdo -

When I was little I thought men and women had sex by the man's erect penis being nearly exactly a 90 degree angle from his body and putting straight into the woman's hole which resides a few inches below her waist, which would be a straight shot. 

This isn't the embarrassing part. 

The embarassing part is that I thought the fact that my PP angled very much straight up instead of 90deg out meant that mine was messed up and I would often try to bend it straight so I'd be "normal."

I'm almost positive I was wrong. 

 

Im right there with you. Thought the exact same thing.

9/12/19 10:36 AM
10/11/18
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Thrill Hammer -
scrapdo -

When I was little I thought men and women had sex by the man's erect penis being nearly exactly a 90 degree angle from his body and putting straight into the woman's hole which resides a few inches below her waist, which would be a straight shot. 

This isn't the embarrassing part. 

The embarassing part is that I thought the fact that my PP angled very much straight up instead of 90deg out meant that mine was messed up and I would often try to bend it straight so I'd be "normal."

I'm almost positive I was wrong. 

 

Im right there with you. Thought the exact same thing.

Yup I remember being kinda weirded out when I learned the vagina wasn't just under the belly button.  

 

I got over it, cuz I'm not gay or anything...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Right????

9/12/19 10:42 AM
5/6/19
Posts: 20

I thought Disney Land was spelled Disnep Land due to their bs cursive and the "p" made a "y" noise for only this word. I'm 34 and realized I was an idiot in my mid 20s. 

9/12/19 10:50 AM
10/11/18
Posts: 3343

I used to think that the Danke Shoen song was ""Tonka Train" whenever I'd watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off

 

 

Also thought the 3 doors down song "If I could be like that" was "Fuck-a-me like that."

 

Also thought the song Blue dabadee daba dye was ""I'm blue I would bleed I would die"

9/12/19 10:54 AM
12/29/06
Posts: 14601

I was out at a restaurant with my Italian bro and there was some special extras that came with the order if it was a pasta dish.

But the dish itself was something else.

So when the waiter came, I said, very innocently, hoping to get the extra sides, 'Is Veal considered Pasta?'.

Of course my Italian friend nearly had a humor stroke. 'Is Veal (a meat) considered pasta?'.

He had me choking laughing to the point where I was tearing up and gasping for air. Of course everytime we'd go out for dinner he'd bring that up.

 

9/12/19 11:09 AM
5/8/11
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I didn't know twinkle twinkle Little star snd the ABC tune were the same until my mid 30s...and only because I saw it on here

9/12/19 11:20 AM
5/8/11
Posts: 5238

I used to think you got girls pregnant by peeing in them when you had an erection.  I spent years cleaning the toilets in the morning trying to prevent my sister's from accidentally getting pregnant from my splatter

9/12/19 12:11 PM
6/13/07
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tEcHnIcAlLy.....

9/12/19 2:56 PM
2/20/09
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mysteryman -

I thought the "Blow" in "blowjob"  meant to actually BLOW...welp done fucked that one up 

I bet your boyfriend was pissed.

9/12/19 3:04 PM
6/10/02
Posts: 7922

At the age of 12, in 1986, I asked my step-father how the Steve Miller Band got away with the song that just played on the radio, and why were radio stations allowed to play it. When he asked me what the fuck I was talking about I replied, "you know, Fly Like A Negro."

 

It took me decades after that to convince him I wasn't retarded.

9/12/19 3:04 PM
7/26/07
Posts: 87073

I didn't realize until like 4 or 5 years ago that cars have an idicator on the dash next to the gas gauge, to tell you what side of the car the gas cap is on

This is like a life hack that no one ever told me about, lol