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4/13/19 6:33 PM
7/15/02
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Mother in law planned her birthday dinner to be at Red Lobster. Just sat down. 

Ask away. 

4/13/19 6:34 PM
10/14/12
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Why is it so bad? I've never gone. 

4/13/19 6:37 PM
5/1/14
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Those fucking cheese biscuits are banging. Put Some in napkin and save them for later.

4/13/19 6:37 PM
7/15/02
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Wanderpage -

Why is it so bad? I've never gone. 

The food is bad. The crowd is worse. 

4/13/19 6:38 PM
1/1/01
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Thrill Hammer -

Those fucking cheese biscuits are banging. Put Some in napkin and save them for later.

I've never had them, but everyone who tells me about Red Lobster tells me about them. They must be good 

4/13/19 6:38 PM
1/1/01
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lol

I remember as a poor kid thinking that Red Lobster was a high-class restaurant where all the rich people would go for dinner.
4/13/19 6:41 PM
1/25/19
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is it one of those ghetto red lobsters?
4/13/19 6:41 PM
12/29/09
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StevetheWeasel - lol

I remember as a poor kid thinking that Red Lobster was a high-class restaurant where all the rich people would go for dinner.

Same.
4/13/19 6:43 PM
1/22/05
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StevetheWeasel - lol

I remember as a poor kid thinking that Red Lobster was a high-class restaurant where all the rich people would go for dinner.

Same here. I thought it was a fancy restaurant when I was a kid in the 80s.

4/13/19 6:44 PM
2/25/17
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Go jack off in the lobster tank

4/13/19 6:45 PM
4/10/03
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Is it crab legs tonight?

4/13/19 6:45 PM
7/15/02
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At the table next to us a lady has what looks to be a 70oz drink. It’s fluorescent blue. 

Shes gonna get the beetus. 

4/13/19 6:45 PM
12/29/03
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They saw you coming from the parking lot; "Yes! Finally a tipper!"

4/13/19 6:46 PM
8/1/13
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FFS!

4/13/19 8:07 PM
10/5/17
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I thought you were going go be in Hoboken 

4/13/19 8:08 PM
10/31/05
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triggertap - 
StevetheWeasel - lol

I remember as a poor kid thinking that Red Lobster was a high-class restaurant where all the rich people would go for dinner.

Same here. I thought it was a fancy restaurant when I was a kid in the 80s.


So much this. Olive Garden was classy Italian, Red Lobster was top of the line seafood, etc.
4/13/19 8:12 PM
11/4/10
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I’ll eat at a red lobster. Idgaf. I have simple tastes. Cheese biscuits ftw

4/13/19 8:16 PM
10/5/11
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Benntheredunthat -
triggertap - 
StevetheWeasel - lol

I remember as a poor kid thinking that Red Lobster was a high-class restaurant where all the rich people would go for dinner.

Same here. I thought it was a fancy restaurant when I was a kid in the 80s.


So much this. Olive Garden was classy Italian, Red Lobster was top of the line seafood, etc.

All of this also. 

4/13/19 8:18 PM
10/10/05
Posts: 14365

You can get the biscuit mic & make your own at home:

https://www.target.com/p/red-lobster-153-cheddar-bay-biscuit-mix-11-36oz/-/A-15432679

4/13/19 8:52 PM
11/14/11
Posts: 7139

count your blessings you could have been playing games at a chuck e cheese

4/13/19 9:30 PM
11/20/09
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StevetheWeasel - lol

I remember as a poor kid thinking that Red Lobster was a high-class restaurant where all the rich people would go for dinner.

I'm 39 and still think it's high class where rich people go
4/13/19 9:33 PM
6/30/07
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StevetheWeasel - lol

I remember as a poor kid thinking that Red Lobster was a high-class restaurant where all the rich people would go for dinner.

So much this, lol

4/13/19 9:53 PM
11/28/09
Posts: 39282

Could be worse.   You could be in the “city” of Baltimore 

4/13/19 9:56 PM
6/5/03
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Yossarian -

Mother in law planned her birthday dinner to be at Red Lobster. Just sat down. 

Ask away. 

Cheddar biscuits ain't bad.

4/13/19 9:59 PM
6/5/03
Posts: 22966

"Listen, when you make big money you can take your family out to nice dinners, you can take them to a Red Lobster."

 - NBA Player who just signed a big contract being interviewed by Jim Rome