OtherGround Forums Items that destroy your swag

29 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 25318
ttt
29 days ago
4/1/15
Posts: 1198
DaveFu -

He’s dead inside. 

28 days ago
1/18/12
Posts: 6150

Stretched out bacon neck collar, on a t shirt to show off your.... basic bitch, chest tatt of script, may be as swagless as the actual print on the shirt itself.

 

That is one boo boo ass shirt

28 days ago
11/17/10
Posts: 49521

French cuffed "going out" shirt

28 days ago
9/5/12
Posts: 4879

Fanny pack. Or maybe a butt plug or something

27 days ago
1/18/12
Posts: 6186

Transition lenses

 

 

 

 

No passes given

27 days ago
1/18/12
Posts: 6190


allbirds shoes......
dog, i dont care if these things feel like a blow job for you feet, they are atrocious on every level
27 days ago
3/25/19
Posts: 3791

I have a few questions for OP since he's obviously the most fashionable OG'er. 

 

1 is it OK to cut the sleeves off of my flannels in summer time and sew them back on in winter? 

 

2 how many buttons should I leave undone at top of my flannels?  I like three,  so I can show off my manly chest like Burt Reynolds. 

 

3 do cowboy boots go with shorts? 

Edited: 27 days ago
1/18/12
Posts: 6191
HighInsideLegKick -

I have a few questions for OP since he's obviously the most fashionable OG'er. 

 

1 is it OK to cut the sleeves off of my flannels in summer time and sew them back on in winter? 

 

2 how many buttons should I leave undone at top of my flannels?  I like three,  so I can show off my manly chest like Burt Reynolds. 

 

3 do cowboy boots go with shorts? 

1. You could but id buy multiples so i could rock one in summer and then have one ready for winter. Its hard to be swaggy as a male seamstress.

2. Depends on the manliness of your chest. If you got the bird chest button all the way. If you endured any hardships in life, button down as far as you feel.

3. Cowboy boots go with nothing.  Feet are not shaped with points and do not come naturally equipped with attachments to kick animals in the ribs.

27 days ago
1/18/12
Posts: 6192

Cowboy boots = animal abuse swag.

25 days ago
3/25/19
Posts: 3843
Forrest Spliffn -
HighInsideLegKick -

I have a few questions for OP since he's obviously the most fashionable OG'er. 

 

1 is it OK to cut the sleeves off of my flannels in summer time and sew them back on in winter? 

 

2 how many buttons should I leave undone at top of my flannels?  I like three,  so I can show off my manly chest like Burt Reynolds. 

 

3 do cowboy boots go with shorts? 

1. You could but id buy multiples so i could rock one in summer and then have one ready for winter. Its hard to be swaggy as a male seamstress.

2. Depends on the manliness of your chest. If you got the bird chest button all the way. If you endured any hardships in life, button down as far as you feel.

3. Cowboy boots go with nothing.  Feet are not shaped with points and do not come naturally equipped with attachments to kick animals in the ribs.

You're firm, yet fair. 

 

I accept your critique and call anyone who doesn't believe in your expertise a queer! 

 

Long live Spliffy!

25 days ago
1/18/12
Posts: 6207


salutes
25 days ago
1/18/12
Posts: 6208

Fuck this app and its gif switchin magic

 

 

 

 

 

 

Close enough again

 

 

 

Fuck

24 days ago
1/18/12
Posts: 6250


- mimicking a famous persons entire swag.

even if you somehow had mcgregors entire swag, years before he did.....its his now and you look like a stan. You have to at least come with a different hair and beard combo.

Your look now says " im not really into thinking for myself, i need a template to attract the puss puss"
23 days ago
3/27/03
Posts: 43536
Yamie Jagerbomb -
jacktripper -
Forrest Spliffn -


appropriate actual 2019 shorts

What I like about this is:

A. It’s like an arms race for shorts... I work with a few ABC types (always bench and curl) that couldn’t wear these, you can’t skip leg day now 

B. Not everyone will follow this but if you’re really fit you have to make a choice between track pants that are long enough but the waist is too big or the waist fits but the legs are too short... with shorts I can wear a size medium at 6’1 and not worry about the length 

For Forrest

 

these shorts are the length I wear.  Maybe an inch longer. I agree that oversized, shiny b-ball shorts are pathetic. 

 

The guy in thie pic looks like he waxes his legs. Is this okay?  Do you wax?

I’ll handle this

im a hairy high test mf’er... waxing is a trap because you got to be on it... if a chick feels stubble on your legs you’ve basically become a woman in her eyes it shows your trying way too hard

id recommend put a guard on your clippers and just take the leg hair to a reasonable length once a week or so 

23 days ago
3/27/03
Posts: 43537
Forrest Spliffn -


- mimicking a famous persons entire swag.

even if you somehow had mcgregors entire swag, years before he did.....its his now and you look like a stan. You have to at least come with a different hair and beard combo.

Your look now says " im not really into thinking for myself, i need a template to attract the puss puss"

Agree 100%

23 days ago
6/13/09
Posts: 15234

Walking around with a visible piss spot near your crotch due to not shaking off your penis enough after pissing would decimate your swag.

23 days ago
1/18/12
Posts: 6266


how did i forget?

- gauge earrings. aka tribal stink holes

garbirate your swag forever
23 days ago
1/18/12
Posts: 6267
blood fist -

Walking around with a visible piss spot near your crotch due to not shaking off your penis enough after pissing would decimate your swag.

Let he who has shaked off perfect every time cast the first stone LOL

22 days ago
9/27/12
Posts: 4297
Forrest Spliffn -


- mimicking a famous persons entire swag.

even if you somehow had mcgregors entire swag, years before he did.....its his now and you look like a stan. You have to at least come with a different hair and beard combo.

Your look now says " im not really into thinking for myself, i need a template to attract the puss puss"

Did you know mcgregor stole a models entire swag? There’s a thread on it. Mcgregor copied his tattoos and all, which to me, is enough to believe it isn’t coincidental. 

22 days ago
2/24/19
Posts: 309

Well, since I decided to never wear Nike again and Adidas doesn’t fit right ... I am a UA guy. They last, don’t fade, fit consistently and I like them. But then I am nearly 70 so I really have no swag. I hate guys who wear J.C. Penney suits and fake Italian loafers driving a Kia and trying to look rich. A cheap suit always looks like a cheap suit. Everyone needs 1-2 bespoke tailored suits and some tailored shirts plus one good pair of quality shoes for those times when you really need to look good. One other quirk - neck and face tats - just no. 

22 days ago
10/23/12
Posts: 2523

Anyone who vapes. Such a gay thing to do. Sucking on a damn usb stick and that huge stink cloud! 

21 days ago
6/19/10
Posts: 4176
MrRichardWiggler -
Forrest Spliffn -


- mimicking a famous persons entire swag.

even if you somehow had mcgregors entire swag, years before he did.....its his now and you look like a stan. You have to at least come with a different hair and beard combo.

Your look now says " im not really into thinking for myself, i need a template to attract the puss puss"

Did you know mcgregor stole a models entire swag? There’s a thread on it. Mcgregor copied his tattoos and all, which to me, is enough to believe it isn’t coincidental. 

He acknowledged this guy had the look before Conor when he said, “years before he did”. 

21 days ago
1/18/12
Posts: 6286
MrRichardWiggler -
Forrest Spliffn -


- mimicking a famous persons entire swag.

even if you somehow had mcgregors entire swag, years before he did.....its his now and you look like a stan. You have to at least come with a different hair and beard combo.

Your look now says " im not really into thinking for myself, i need a template to attract the puss puss"

Did you know mcgregor stole a models entire swag? There’s a thread on it. Mcgregor copied his tattoos and all, which to me, is enough to believe it isn’t coincidental. 

I do , thank you.

The dude connor ripped off, should have by now gotten a haircut and a cover up....as hard as that tatt would be to cover.

You have to wave a white flag and live to swag another day.   You cant get self righteous and make this the swag hill you want to die on.

21 days ago
12/6/14
Posts: 1248
Forrest Spliffn -
MrRichardWiggler -
Forrest Spliffn -


- mimicking a famous persons entire swag.

even if you somehow had mcgregors entire swag, years before he did.....its his now and you look like a stan. You have to at least come with a different hair and beard combo.

Your look now says " im not really into thinking for myself, i need a template to attract the puss puss"

Did you know mcgregor stole a models entire swag? There’s a thread on it. Mcgregor copied his tattoos and all, which to me, is enough to believe it isn’t coincidental. 

I do , thank you.

The dude connor ripped off, should have by now gotten a haircut and a cover up....as hard as that tatt would be to cover.

You have to wave a white flag and live to swag another day.   You cant get self righteous and make this the swag hill you want to die on.

Only someone without swag would let someone steal their swag.