Or for the fags who will take issue with the word swag......items that make you look like a dork with no style.
In this thread list and post any items that instantly make you judge the owner as a hapless geek\ pussy boy.
I'll start with the obvious
-knee length or longer basketball or cargo shorts. (Let em go boys, you look like a hood booger or some dad that gave up because he hates his wife)
- cell phone belt clips ( never looked cool ever)
- bicycles and bicycle gear. I know you think lance armstrong is cool but you are fat and the micro brewery isnt the place to rest or recover from your ride. You stink and are in spandex.
- miatas. Jesus dude, just no.
- bootcut jeans.
Lululemon clothes...... Bruh....nike and adidas both make running shorts and dri fit tops, buy a mans brand.
UNDER ARMOUR CLOTHING. Omg dudes please chill. Nothing says "my swag is in the negative " harder than an under armour polo shirt. Dudes are really out here thinking a spiderman spandex longsleeve is a good look in public too.
Guys doing the " cargo shorts with flip flops and hawaiian shirts" look? Jeeeeeesssuuuss.