Forrest Spliffn -Smellde Gluve -stuvelo - bicycles and bicycle gear. I know you think lance armstrong is cool but you are fat and the micro brewery isnt the place to rest or recover from your ride. You stink and are in spandex.
Been a serious cyclist since i was 15 (now 41), there is a very good reason cycling clothing is the way it is, makes a huge difference in comfort, etc. when on long rides.
That being said I agree 100% with this, nobody wants to see your pudgy middle aged ass in spandex because you and your group felt like stopping at the coffee shop or micro brewery....pick one or the other
If riding a bicycle takes away your cool you didn't have any to begin with.
Fair enough but no one ever looked cooler by showing up on a pedal bike.
"Hold on while i disassemble and lock this frame to a pole" doesnt exactly wet up the pussy
Not that action in itself but you show up with 100% confidence she'll pay attention to you and your air of invincibility and not even see the bike locking procedure.