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2/14/20 12:37 PM
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Jays' Reese McGuire allegedly caught masturbating in SUV parked outside Florida dollar store

 

This probably isn't how the Blue Jays brass envisioned the start of spring training.

New details have emerged after Reese McGuire, a Toronto Blue Jays catcher, was arrested last week exposure of .sexual organs in Florida

A witness allegedly caught McGuire masturbating to porn while inside a white Mercedes SUV in the parking lot of a Florida Dollar Tree on Feb. 7, the Daily Mail reports.

The witness allegedly called the police after exiting her vehicle and seeing "the driver of the Mercedes had his pants fully down and was stroking his penis," according to an incident report obtained by the Mail.

"The vehicle had perfectly clear tint and was occupied by a tall white male subject," the report reads. "As I approached the vehicle ... I could clearly observe the male subject was naked from the waist down."

"The subject's shirttail was barely covering his genitals and his sweatpants were around his ankles," the report continues.

McGuire was identified by his Washington driver's licence and when officers approached the 24-year-old, he "hastily" attempted to pull his pants up.

McGuire supposedly apologized profusely and repeatedly to the officers, not denying anything, police said. McGuire was then instructed to clothe his lower half and exit the vehicle.

"Reese was still struggling to get his sweatpants on correctly and I could observe he currently had an erection which was very apparent," the report continues. "I detained Reese in handcuffs and placed him in the rear of my cruiser."

A Police spokesperson told the Mail there are video and audio recordings from the alleged incident but that they cannot currently be released until the discovery portion of the court procedure.

According to the report, officers asked McGuire why he was pantless to which he replied: "I really shouldn't have been doing that."

An officer then asked McGuire "why he chose to masturbate in a visible area with people around," the report reads. McGuire responded, saying he "wasn't trying to be seen."

The officer pointed out that he should have known people would see him given "he was in a vehicle with no tint, and parked in the busiest portion of the parking lot, surrounded by cars on all sides and masturbating at 2 p.m. on a Friday afternoon," the report states.

As to how McGuire ended up in the parking lot of a Dollar Tree, McGuire couldn't give a specific answer, saying he was "hanging out" after lunch. "Reese stated he did not know, it just seemed like a good place."

Police also found the porn video McGuire allegedly had been masturbating to after he unlocked his phone for the officers.

In a statement, the Blue Jays organization stated they are aware of the situation and "are working to gather more information" and won't comment further on the incident.

The Blue Jays catcher is due in court March 16.

 

WTF?

Edited: 2/14/20 12:42 PM
11/11/12
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Couldve been worse, at least they didn't find him sucking another dudes dick like they did with vito

2/14/20 12:47 PM
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This happened to a friend of mine's dad when we were in middle or high school, except it was a Kroger parking. 

He was a lawyer and his wife was a judge. 

He claimed he was changing clothes in court. I can't remember if he agreed to lesser charges or if the charges were dropped. 

He was definitely masturbating and to this day is still a creepy pervert. 

2/14/20 12:47 PM
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danggook -

Couldve been worse, at least they didn't find him sucking another dudes dick like they did with vito

Catching? Not pitching? *tosses cards on table"

2/14/20 12:47 PM
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That's illegal?

2/14/20 12:48 PM
5/20/19
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Who doesn't jack off to porn in their car from time to time? You just have to be more discreet about it.

2/14/20 12:52 PM
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Black Doug - 

This happened to a friend of mine's dad when we were in middle or high school, except it was a Kroger parking. 

He was a lawyer and his wife was a judge. 

He claimed he was changing clothes in court. I can't remember if he agreed to lesser charges or if the charges were dropped. 

He was definitely masturbating and to this day is still a creepy pervert. 


hold my old highschool buddies dad's beer



he was caught hiding in the outdoor toilet of a park here.....being shit on. He wore a rain suit and crawled in. I felt so bad for my buddy. That fucked him up so bad as he was one of the popular kids. He ended up moving to Vancouver and getting lost in the DTES. I've heard he's gotten clean but I haven't seen him in nearly 20 yrs.


2/14/20 12:53 PM
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i make sure i'm driving so there's less chance getting caught

2/14/20 12:53 PM
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Wonder what the porn was

2/14/20 12:53 PM
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Corn Pop - That's illegal?

I didn't think it was illegal, just frowned upon.  Guess I'm gonna keep my masturbation to Porto-potty's from now on. 

2/14/20 1:05 PM
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ABCTT_TFK_Mr.Smiff -
Black Doug - 

This happened to a friend of mine's dad when we were in middle or high school, except it was a Kroger parking. 

He was a lawyer and his wife was a judge. 

He claimed he was changing clothes in court. I can't remember if he agreed to lesser charges or if the charges were dropped. 

He was definitely masturbating and to this day is still a creepy pervert. 


hold my old highschool buddies dad's beer



he was caught hiding in the outdoor toilet of a park here.....being shit on. He wore a rain suit and crawled in. I felt so bad for my buddy. That fucked him up so bad as he was one of the popular kids. He ended up moving to Vancouver and getting lost in the DTES. I've heard he's gotten clean but I haven't seen him in nearly 20 yrs.


canadians are such an odd bunch

my creepy buddy's dad was looking at soccer mom's and high school girls

2/14/20 1:07 PM
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danggook - 

Couldve been worse, at least they didn't find him sucking another dudes dick like they did with vito


Image result for vito sopranos gif

2/14/20 1:07 PM
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I used to jerk off while driving when I was a teenager.   Glad I never got caught.

2/14/20 1:14 PM
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Why was the lady looking inside people's cars?


You would have to be pretty much right up to the window and looking down to see pants around ankles.
2/14/20 1:15 PM
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Black Doug - 
ABCTT_TFK_Mr.Smiff -
Black Doug - 

This happened to a friend of mine's dad when we were in middle or high school, except it was a Kroger parking. 

He was a lawyer and his wife was a judge. 

He claimed he was changing clothes in court. I can't remember if he agreed to lesser charges or if the charges were dropped. 

He was definitely masturbating and to this day is still a creepy pervert. 


hold my old highschool buddies dad's beer



he was caught hiding in the outdoor toilet of a park here.....being shit on. He wore a rain suit and crawled in. I felt so bad for my buddy. That fucked him up so bad as he was one of the popular kids. He ended up moving to Vancouver and getting lost in the DTES. I've heard he's gotten clean but I haven't seen him in nearly 20 yrs.


canadians are such an odd bunch

my creepy buddy's dad was looking at soccer mom's and high school girls


lol! Cheers sir

2/14/20 1:27 PM
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Right Hand JO Power -

I used to jerk off while driving when I was a teenager.   Glad I never got caught.

Everything checks out

2/14/20 1:37 PM
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This is just a workout provided by the Jay's high performance department.  I am surprised anyone in Florida noticed.

2/14/20 1:48 PM
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Just can't be greedy. Gotta keep your pants on & just reach in with a tissue and then u may have just be adjusting yourself.
What are they teaching in schools these days? Jeez

2/14/20 2:14 PM
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onepunchJD -
Why was the lady looking inside people's cars?


You would have to be pretty much right up to the window and looking down to see pants around ankles.

Lol a few years back the janitor that was at my high school was caught masterbating while looking out his window at home.

When I heard the news and everyone was doing the pearl clutching I said "bitch shouldn't of been looking in his window, Hell if you can masterbate in your own home where can you?"

2/14/20 2:16 PM
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guy just wanted to feel like a pitcher

2/14/20 2:18 PM
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A dollar store???

2/14/20 2:19 PM
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If he releases a hit single this year with some kind of baseball theme, he will be allowed to express himself while clearing his name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwZAYdHcDtU?start=163&feature=oembed

2/14/20 2:20 PM
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HoneyGlazedJinx -

Who doesn't jack off to porn in their car from time to time? You just have to be more discreet about it.

I myself am guilty of this crime. A long road trip from Chicago to California in my 20s... I was making good time on the road ok!? You expect me to stop and not make good time!?

2/14/20 2:33 PM
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He just left a Dollar Store so he was probably excited for all of the cool dollar items he just bought and couldn't wait until he got home to show his enthusiasm. We've all been there..

2/14/20 2:39 PM
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I don't understand.  You can shit on the sidewalk where other people walk, but you can't jack in your own vehicle?  What kind of freedom is this?