OtherGround Forums Jays catcher caught jerking off in parked car

2/14/20 2:41 PM
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2/14/20 2:53 PM
8/29/08
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If his name was pee wee Herman people would forget about it and they would welcome him back with open arms. 

2/14/20 2:56 PM
2/24/19
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   I had a friend in college that was in the parking lot behind the gym after wrestling practice. He took his stuff to the car and was coming back in to take a leak before driving back to his apartment. When the door shut it locked and he could not get back in, so he pissed behind his car door in the parking lot. Someone saw him and turned him in. He was charged with indecent exposure, suspended for the rest of the semester and lost his scholarship. True story - everyone pees, he tried to camo things behind the car door, but someone got offended and he suffered. This was in 1978, can you image how triggered some of these snowflakes would be today by the sight of a (shudder) penis? Of course, today the ACLU would have helped him fight it and he would have kept his scholly. 

2/14/20 3:29 PM
9/19/13
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Literally nobody cares except the actual jerkoff trying to make money off this story.

2/14/20 3:38 PM
11/29/11
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Mind your own business lady 

2/14/20 3:43 PM
11/9/10
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Lol so what's his SN?

2/14/20 3:45 PM
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VinegarStrokes -

Lol so what's his SN?

 

Jackin Jay

 

2/14/20 3:57 PM
7/31/09
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Why is a pro athlete shopping at the dollar store?

2/14/20 4:06 PM
11/14/11
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well this is some pussfication of murica if anything is.  if he needs to get in the right frame of mind for practice and the guys in the locker already gave him shit for doing it in the showers.

2/14/20 4:11 PM
11/17/10
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Kings21 -

Why is a pro athlete shopping at the dollar store?

i bet he has a thing for florida white trash women who go to dollar stores

i know i do, but im not creepy enough to jack in the parking lot

2/14/20 4:12 PM
12/10/09
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"The subject's shirttail was barely covering his genitals..."

 

NOT GUILTY

2/14/20 4:12 PM
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Kings21 -

Why is a pro athlete shopping at the dollar store?

Who said he was shopping? 

2/14/20 4:26 PM
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2/14/20 4:27 PM
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grizz632 -

wow lol

2/14/20 4:30 PM
10/21/10
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He should have waited until he was in SF, he could have jerked it while shitting on the sidewalk and no one would have bothered him. 

2/14/20 4:39 PM
9/3/12
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Drug test him for meth, that's sick what he did 

2/14/20 4:43 PM
3/28/10
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Like a bawse 

2/14/20 4:51 PM
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I fucking hate changing in my car for this reason. If I have to, I go somewhere desolate. To change I mean. Whacking off, I'll do that anywhere. A car, the store, your momma's forehead.... Anywhere.

2/14/20 6:52 PM
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ABCTT_TFK_Mr.Smiff - 
Black Doug - 
ABCTT_TFK_Mr.Smiff -
Black Doug - 

This happened to a friend of mine's dad when we were in middle or high school, except it was a Kroger parking. 

He was a lawyer and his wife was a judge. 

He claimed he was changing clothes in court. I can't remember if he agreed to lesser charges or if the charges were dropped. 

He was definitely masturbating and to this day is still a creepy pervert. 


hold my old highschool buddies dad's beer



he was caught hiding in the outdoor toilet of a park here.....being shit on. He wore a rain suit and crawled in. I felt so bad for my buddy. That fucked him up so bad as he was one of the popular kids. He ended up moving to Vancouver and getting lost in the DTES. I've heard he's gotten clean but I haven't seen him in nearly 20 yrs.


canadians are such an odd bunch

my creepy buddy's dad was looking at soccer mom's and high school girls


lol! Cheers sir


Pics of soccer moms?
2/14/20 7:07 PM
6/26/06
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"The athlete is also a performer."

-Michael Sam

2/14/20 7:12 PM
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KaiTangata -
danggook -

Couldve been worse, at least they didn't find him sucking another dudes dick like they did with vito

Catching? Not pitching? *tosses cards on table"

We can't have him here in our social club no more.

2/14/20 7:18 PM
11/5/19
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In Limbo - 
grizz632 -

wow lol


Ya man how do you come back from that? How do you show up for practice the next day? F'n awkward for everyone involved
2/14/20 7:20 PM
11/19/19
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His problem is that he was hiding in the car. He should have just masterbated outside and said he was homeless and Mexican.

 

2/14/20 7:39 PM
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Corn Pop -
In Limbo - 
grizz632 -

wow lol


Ya man how do you come back from that? How do you show up for practice the next day? F'n awkward for everyone involved

Imagine the shit talk from the opposing teams while he's in the bater's box or rounding the bases. There are endless layers to this nightmare. First, his own team. Second, the opposing teams. Third, his parents who were so proud yesterday, now have to face their friends and neighbours. Fourth, he should never have kids, because his kids will learn of this the first time they Google Dad to learn about his baseball career, and so will their friends. He's ruined their lives before they were even born.

Stupidest little jerkoff session just destroyed this guy's life, like forever. That's what doing weird shit gets you in this day and age. This story is now the first thing attached to his name for the rest of his life, unless he cures cancer.

2/14/20 8:02 PM
3/16/10
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ABCTT_TFK_Mr.Smiff -
Black Doug - 

This happened to a friend of mine's dad when we were in middle or high school, except it was a Kroger parking. 

He was a lawyer and his wife was a judge. 

He claimed he was changing clothes in court. I can't remember if he agreed to lesser charges or if the charges were dropped. 

He was definitely masturbating and to this day is still a creepy pervert. 


hold my old highschool buddies dad's beer



he was caught hiding in the outdoor toilet of a park here.....being shit on. He wore a rain suit and crawled in. I felt so bad for my buddy. That fucked him up so bad as he was one of the popular kids. He ended up moving to Vancouver and getting lost in the DTES. I've heard he's gotten clean but I haven't seen him in nearly 20 yrs.


Holy shit lol. 

 

 

What park lol.