OtherGround Forums Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

7 days ago
9/9/10
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Holy shit the lawyers must be licking their lips. Gonna be the most expensive divorce settlement ever surely.

 

 

7 days ago
9/9/10
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Fail mods move please

7 days ago
12/18/03
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Done

7 days ago
4/18/01
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She's gonna get AWS
7 days ago
7/20/04
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The smart money isnt on the lawyers, it's on wooing MacKenzie. Sharpen your game, players

7 days ago
1/1/01
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7 days ago
9/9/10
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It says they are amicable about it. But lets say he starts banging some hot 20 year old & she turns nasty. He could lose alot of control of Amazon if shit hits the fan

7 days ago
12/18/03
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Does he have a prenup?

7 days ago
1/1/01
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I hear fleshlights are half off on amazon......

7 days ago
4/8/07
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 never knew he was married.   I assumed he had like 10 cats and a grinder account.

 

7 days ago
9/9/10
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MarsMan -

Does he have a prenup?

Nope. He got married a year before he started Amazon & the laws where he live say she is entitled to half of everything they jointly earn

7 days ago
1/1/01
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Right Hand JO Power - 

 never knew he was married.   I assumed he had like 10 cats and a grinder account.

 


#MGTOWLIFE

7 days ago
2/5/05
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Juxtaposition -
MarsMan -

Does he have a prenup?

Nope. He got married a year before he started Amazon & the laws where he live say she is entitled to half of everything they jointly earn

What’s half of infinity?

7 days ago
9/9/10
Posts: 4531

“The issue will be how to value the assets with diminished control,” said Jeffrey Fisher, a divorce attorney in West Palm Beach who has handled several billionaire divorces. “There would be an argument by the attorneys that the Amazon stake is not worth as much without Bezos in control, so that would affect any settlement.”

You can see just how much lawyers will make with ambigous scenarios with billions behind any decision.

That is a good point though, if it turns to shit & she wants to go full nuclear for half of everything the share price would tank effecting any payout when settlement comes

7 days ago
3/18/10
Posts: 6580
Juxtaposition -
MarsMan -

Does he have a prenup?

Nope. He got married a year before he started Amazon & the laws where he live say she is entitled to half of everything they jointly earn

RIP

7 days ago
11/7/07
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DaveFu - 


BAhahahahahaha
7 days ago
2/15/14
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Fuck. Didn’t see this thread. Mods, delete my shitstain attempt. 

7 days ago
1/1/01
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I would like to be the first to congratulate Bill Gates on once again becoming the richest man in the world.

7 days ago
7/4/03
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well, I'm sure she is responsible for half the success of his empire...
7 days ago
3/18/02
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word on the street is that Jeff Enzo is also getting divorced.  Not good.  

7 days ago
3/21/12
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JoeVIP  - 

I would like to be the first to congratulate Bill Gates on once again becoming the richest man in the world.


I imagine after Bill read the news he cracked a smile and kissed his wife.
7 days ago
8/14/02
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She's about to be the richest woman in the world. 

7 days ago
9/8/13
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And that's why you never get married kids

7 days ago
2/4/07
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Stardog Champion - 

And that's why you never get married kids


On a 1 in 10 billion chance that I become the richest man in the world?
7 days ago
8/14/02
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Stardog Champion - 

And that's why you never get married kids


Somehow I think he'd still take the 25 years together plus the three kids over keeping that money.