OtherGround Forums Jessica Alba is a stupid bitch...

5/21/19 11:40 AM
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Read an article about her today where she said she felt 'preyed upon by men as a young woman of color' in Hollywood...

Seriously!? The bitch is as white as I am! Nobody would look at her or hear her name (if she wasn't famous) and think she wasn't white. Secondly, I'm pretty sure she's the one who went on one of those 'know your history' shows where they tested her DNA and when they informed her that she's almost 100% of European Spanish decent she broke down crying like being white was the end of the world. Then again, maybe she's another example of a trans-ethnic.

I fucking hate Hollyweird.
5/21/19 11:41 AM
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She’s hot and you’ll never bang her. 

5/21/19 11:42 AM
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MasterRooster - 

She’s hot and you’ll never bang her. 


she won't read this, you don't have to defend her
5/21/19 11:42 AM
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Women tend to complain about objectification when they don't benefit from it. 

Edited: 5/21/19 11:43 AM
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I stopped reading your post after you wrote you read an article about her. You're doing it wrong. Hopefully this goes in the right direction

https://giphy.com/gifs/jessica-alba-bikini-body-xweTPdoG9suaI
5/21/19 11:43 AM
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She’s hot and you’ll never bang her. 


she won't read this, you don't have to defend her

This looks fun

OP won't bang you, you don't have to stick up for him...

5/21/19 11:45 AM
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BrckNoHitBk - 
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She’s hot and you’ll never bang her. 


she won't read this, you don't have to defend her

This looks fun

OP won't bang you, you don't have to stick up for him...


I might... If I got drunk enough. But I get to be pitcher.
5/21/19 11:47 AM
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5/21/19 11:48 AM
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BrckNoHitBk - 
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She’s hot and you’ll never bang her. 


she won't read this, you don't have to defend her

This looks fun

OP won't bang you, you don't have to stick up for him...


wrong!
5/21/19 11:49 AM
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amadeus - 
BrckNoHitBk - 
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She’s hot and you’ll never bang her. 


she won't read this, you don't have to defend her

This looks fun

OP won't bang you, you don't have to stick up for him...


I might... If I got drunk enough. But I get to be pitcher.

I wouldn't want it any other way
5/21/19 11:50 AM
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I read her quotes and it sounded mostly like she was saying she felt preyed upon as a young attractive woman in Hollywood. For the life of me I cannot find any reason to doubt this as true. We know he is/was unbelievable gorgeous, we know Hollywood is full of creeps mofo’s looking to exploit young women and boys and we know that Michael Weatherly guy who has multiple accusations against him (not saying they are true) hopped on her fresh off the bus to Tinseltown. 

Shes also a billionaire independent of her entertainment career. So, she might be terrible, I dunno, but she’s not stupid and she’s too hot for me to resist white-knighting. 

Jess, call me. 

5/21/19 11:51 AM
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Fan of Fanboys is a fucking dreamboat.  OP is one lucky mofo.  

5/21/19 11:53 AM
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Wow

That might be my favorite gif ever. 

5/21/19 11:54 AM
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I read her quotes and it sounded mostly like she was saying she felt preyed upon as a young attractive woman in Hollywood. For the life of me I cannot find any reason to doubt this as true. We know he is/was unbelievable gorgeous, we know Hollywood is full of creeps mofo’s looking to exploit young women and boys and we know that Michael Weatherly guy who has multiple accusations against him (not saying they are true) hopped on her fresh off the bus to Tinseltown. 

Shes also a billionaire independent of her entertainment career. So, she might be terrible, I dunno, but she’s not stupid and she’s too hot for me to resist white-knighting. 

Jess, call me. 


And that by itself would be fine and no doubt truthful... But why does someone who looks white, grew up white, and is 90% ethnically European white feel the need to add in 'as a woman of color'?
5/21/19 12:02 PM
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Jessica Alba is a billionaire?
5/21/19 12:10 PM
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BrckNoHitBk -
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She’s hot and you’ll never bang her. 


she won't read this, you don't have to defend her

This looks fun

OP won't bang you, you don't have to stick up for him...

Master rooster might have sex with you but he says only if you stop defending him

5/21/19 12:12 PM
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i wonder if the fish in that water can get herpes......
5/21/19 12:13 PM
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Too bad Derek Jeter gave her the Herp
5/21/19 12:13 PM
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Hey guys its me. Jessica alba. 

5/21/19 12:17 PM
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scrapdo -

I read her quotes and it sounded mostly like she was saying she felt preyed upon as a young attractive woman in Hollywood. For the life of me I cannot find any reason to doubt this as true. We know he is/was unbelievable gorgeous, we know Hollywood is full of creeps mofo’s looking to exploit young women and boys and we know that Michael Weatherly guy who has multiple accusations against him (not saying they are true) hopped on her fresh off the bus to Tinseltown. 

Shes also a billionaire independent of her entertainment career. So, she might be terrible, I dunno, but she’s not stupid and she’s too hot for me to resist white-knighting. 

Jess, call me. 

Shes not a billlionaire. She has a stake in a company that may be worth about a billion but we have no idea what her stake is. There are multiple founders. 

Edited: 5/21/19 12:18 PM
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Wiggy - Jessica Alba is a billionaire?


She owned and founded the Honest Company, the baby diaper/wipes/products company that was valued at over 1 billion i believe


As an aside, my wife and I used Honest diapers and wipes for our kids, and they were actually really good.. I used to make fun of the fact that it was Jessica Alba's company, but the Honest wipes were so much better than huggies and other brands we tried. We tried seveth generation wipes and my daughter broke out in a rash

5/21/19 12:22 PM
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I read an article today that said she got super skinny so men wouldn't prey on her.

she's a moron either way and hasn't been hot since the movie idle hands which came out in 1999. 

5/21/19 12:27 PM
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She’s hot and you’ll never bang her. 


she won't read this, you don't have to defend her

LOL 

5/21/19 12:30 PM
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I read an article today that said she got super skinny so men wouldn't prey on her.

she's a moron either way and hasn't been hot since the movie idle hands which came out in 1999. 


I dont know, she was pretty fucking hot in the movie with Paul Walker in the gifs above
5/21/19 12:34 PM
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She’s hot and you’ll never bang her. 


she won't read this, you don't have to defend her

boom!