OtherGround Forums Let's talk D!CK implants.

29 days ago
12/26/05
Posts: 43202

I didn't know this shit was even a thing. 

 

Which one of you fuckers have gotten a hog upgrade?

 

29 days ago
12/26/05
Posts: 43203

Your Penuma device will be designed to fit your specific penis shape. It’s inserted into your shaft over the corpus cavernosa, like a sheath.

This is done through an incision in your groin area just above the base of your penis. The device stretches the penis skin and tissues to make your penis look and feel larger.

According to Dr. Elist’s website, people who have had the Penuma procedure report increases in length and girth (measurement around their penis) of about 1.5 to 2.5 inches, while flaccid and erect

29 days ago
3/21/12
Posts: 12320
I know I'm not the only OGer who had to undergo a penile decompression/reduction procedure
29 days ago
2/4/07
Posts: 30042

I too didn't know this was a thing.  Other than my spine and my eyes, my cock is the last part of my body I want to just cosmetically fuck around with.

29 days ago
12/26/05
Posts: 43204

https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/penis-enlargement-surgery-cost#how-it-works

29 days ago
12/22/10
Posts: 23015

I've implanted my dick into your mother on at least 3 occasions. 

 

29 days ago
12/26/05
Posts: 43205

1.5 to 2.5 inches.

 

That's a pretty hefty upgrade gentlemen!

29 days ago
4/22/03
Posts: 17059

In..for a friend. 

29 days ago
12/26/05
Posts: 43206

$13,000

 

That is like twice the cost of a boob job.

 

On the other hand, that is a FRACTION of the cost of a Porsche.  

29 days ago
3/20/12
Posts: 33212

why

29 days ago
11/9/04
Posts: 10271
Black Doug - 

I've implanted my dick into your mother on at least 3 occasions. 

 





How my dick taste?



.
Edited: 29 days ago
12/26/05
Posts: 43208
Rambo John J -

why

For an OGer?  I cant imagine.

 

For the rest of the world? 

Let me restate the data on the website:

Penuma procedure report increases in length and girth (measurement around their penis) of about 1.5 to 2.5 inches, while flaccid and erect

 

 

I Might be going out on a limb here, but I'm gonna say that's the reason.  If you can turn your small can of red bull into a big can of red bull...well that's alot more red bull.

 

29 days ago
12/17/09
Posts: 1069

Yeah it sounds good and all, but I'm gonna need to see some before and after dick pics for verification.

 

This dude even got bigger balls too, just to balance things out.

 

 

29 days ago
3/20/12
Posts: 33213

gonna be 20 inch implants someday

29 days ago
12/17/09
Posts: 1070
Rambo John J -

gonna be 20 inch implants someday

Yeah, you know there will be sooner than later.

And that pisses me off, because I have a naturally big pee-pee, and these bionic synthetic big dick mother fuckers are going to come in, and change the whole game up. It's bullshit bros.

29 days ago
10/8/07
Posts: 12553

Nice so my friend can go from 2 inches to 4.5 inches?

:)

29 days ago
3/20/12
Posts: 33214
AngryGerbil - 
Rambo John J -

gonna be 20 inch implants someday

Yeah, you know there will be sooner than later.

And that pisses me off, because I have a naturally big pee-pee, and these bionic synthetic big dick mother fuckers are going to come in, and change the whole game up. It's bullshit bros.


were gonna need a bigger boat/vagina

29 days ago
12/22/10
Posts: 23016
4pdboxing -
Black Doug - 

I've implanted my dick into your mother on at least 3 occasions. 

 





How my dick taste?



.

Short and thin, just like mine. 

29 days ago
4/6/12
Posts: 9964

I had no idea this was a thing. Is this how monster dick pron is made?

29 days ago
12/26/05
Posts: 43209
The Destroyer88 -

Nice so my friend can go from 2 inches to 4.5 inches?

:)

In both directions!

29 days ago
5/8/16
Posts: 3821
TzTinkle - I know I'm not the only OGer who had to undergo a penile decompression/reduction procedure

 

Edited: 29 days ago
12/26/05
Posts: 43210
AngryGerbil -
Rambo John J -

gonna be 20 inch implants someday

Yeah, you know there will be sooner than later.

And that pisses me off, because I have a naturally big pee-pee, and these bionic synthetic big dick mother fuckers are going to come in, and change the whole game up. It's bullshit bros.

I feel for ya.

 

I'm well past the point in life of ever considering this,  but if life went totally sideways and for some reason I did this, it would push me from a little bigger than average to fucking EPIC.

I dont know if it would even be reasonable to add more girth.

 

I'd be scaring the shit outta bitches.

 

Knowing this exists kinda takes the majesty out of it doesnt it?

 

 

29 days ago
11/4/10
Posts: 13264

F that. What I did was shrink my balls. 

 

Small potatos make the steak look bigger.

29 days ago
11/27/16
Posts: 341

Do they have medium?  Asking for a friend

Edited: 29 days ago
12/26/05
Posts: 43211

Also, what if this becomes the norm?  

 

What if by 2040, every single person past the age of 15 is walking around hung like a fucking pornstar?

 

What if the OG hog suddenly becomes the standard size? 

 

Think about how mad black guys will be when Asians start swinging footlongs?

 

This tilts some kind of cosmic balance.