Charles Barkley - It seems like every time I look up a recipe online I have to scroll through the author’s fucking life story before I get to the ingredients and directions. Nobody gives a fuck, recipe writer. Just tell me what to do so I can stuff it in my face hole.
Nail on the head. I have been getting into smoking meats last couple years and it sucks just trying to get a consensus on the right temp, time, etc and I gotta hear how important family is during the holidays and why (insert meat) is a fond memory for the author. Up top needs to be basic layout then let me decide if I wanna read the bs.