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11 days ago
10/19/19
Posts: 1477
ABCTT Dos -
sucromai - 

I took a shit in some girl's cunt.


9 months later and we have OP.

oh boy

11 days ago
11/28/19
Posts: 14
Kevinbarbers1 -
sucromai -

I took a shit in some girl's cunt.

wow thats intense lol so she didnt like it?

You'd have to ask your mom

Edited: 11 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 46743

I remember a long time ago Homeslice made a thread about a sure fire way to win at the casino is to just double the bet every time just like OP did.  OP's threads sure reminds me a lot of Homeslice's threads.

Edited: 11 days ago
10/19/19
Posts: 1480
Soup and Beer -

I remember a long time ago Homeslice made a thread about a sure fire way to win at the casino is to just double the bet every time just like OP did.  OP's threads sure reminds me a lot of Homeslice's threads.

i can promise u i am not this homeslice character lol, who is this guy and why does everyone think im him? im pretty transparent to who i am. my name is my name, i told u my instagram and my youtube channel, i have nothing to hide homeslice lol

11 days ago
10/19/19
Posts: 1481
sucromai -
Kevinbarbers1 -
sucromai -

I took a shit in some girl's cunt.

wow thats intense lol so she didnt like it?

You'd have to ask your mom

come on man u dont have anything better than that

11 days ago
11/28/19
Posts: 18
Soup and Beer -

I remember a long time ago Homeslice made a thread about a sure fire way to win at the casino is to just double the bet every time just like OP did.  OP's threads sure reminds me a lot of Homeslice's threads.

You seem obsessed with Homeslice. Fucked you up the ass did he? 

#faggot

11 days ago
5/1/16
Posts: 444

Got caught in high school getting a blowjob in the girls bathroom . She was an easy 250lbs but could've been kilo's . 

11 days ago
1/13/11
Posts: 23693

I have this saved in my phone in my notes, it’s my most embarrassing moment. Please enjoy it. 
 

Let me set the stage, I'm 16, I think I'm the funniest person alive. I'm spending the summer with my Uncle (a hippy) in VA, and his then Girlfriend. They have friends over almost everyday and night hanging out, we're all drinking and smoking a little shitty weed and I start to think this chick Martha (who had huge cans) is starting to like me because I'm so cute/funny.

 

We decide to go to a music festival in Richmond, about 1.5 hours away. So we stop at an "Italian" restaurant named Luigies before the journey, I get a meatball calzone and proceed to make everyone laugh all afternoon and at the restaurant.  We take off and about 30 minutes into the ride as I'm trying to smooth talk Martha in the back seat I feel the rumble start. Not good. So not wanting to alert Martha to the shit storm brewing in my belly I try to tough it out. What happens next is tragic.

 

We get about another 30 minutes in and my stomach is gurgling almost audibly over the music, I can't hold it, the storm is too mighty for my o-ring.  I tap my Uncle on the shoulder and casually whisper to him asking if he can hit a rest stop as I need to go. He yells back "just hold it we'll be there in a few minutes" 

 

I'm starting to panic, I know I won't make it. I completely lose my cool, and start to lose the battle at sphincter pass.  

 

I blurt out probably in the voice of a child thinking they'll never see their parents again "pull over"

 

He turns the radio down sensing the gravity of the situation, and says what?

 

I then yell pull over! Let me out!

 

He almost doesn't understand my complete and utter terror and panic.

 

He starts to switch lanes, not fast enough for me, so I scream "pull over!"

 

He calmly says I'm getting over to which I reply " it's leaking out!" The look on Martha's face as I screamed and she must have noticed my pain will never leave me.

 

I further stress that he needs to pull over by screaming "I can smell it!" 

 

It was then that we hit the shoulder and being on the wrong side to climb directly out Martha jumps out with the car slowing to a stop and drags her feet for a few feet before the car stopped completely. I squirm out knowing that I'm filling my boxers with every move I make.

 

I run behind a tree and unleash hell, I use both socks and my tee shirt to clean up the crime scene but it's not enough. 

 

I have to call for my uncle to bring more resources for the final cleaning. He obliges by giving me his shirt, which I use every inch of.

 

I then ask for something to wear, as everything of mine was soiled.

 

He returns with a shirt from his trunk, which I put on like shorts and shamefully walk back to the car, almost in tears of embarrassment. 

 

We decide I'm no longer dressed for the music festival and wind up driving the hour plus way back to his house with the windows down in total silence.  

 

I don't think I have to tell you that I didn't hook up with Martha.

 

But I do have one of the best shitting yourself stories ever.

 

11 days ago
11/28/19
Posts: 21
ABCTT_sakurabas ear -

I have this saved in my phone in my notes, it’s my most embarrassing moment. Please enjoy it. 
 

Let me set the stage, I'm 16, I think I'm the funniest person alive. I'm spending the summer with my Uncle (a hippy) in VA, and his then Girlfriend. They have friends over almost everyday and night hanging out, we're all drinking and smoking a little shitty weed and I start to think this chick Martha (who had huge cans) is starting to like me because I'm so cute/funny.

 

We decide to go to a music festival in Richmond, about 1.5 hours away. So we stop at an "Italian" restaurant named Luigies before the journey, I get a meatball calzone and proceed to make everyone laugh all afternoon and at the restaurant.  We take off and about 30 minutes into the ride as I'm trying to smooth talk Martha in the back seat I feel the rumble start. Not good. So not wanting to alert Martha to the shit storm brewing in my belly I try to tough it out. What happens next is tragic.

 

We get about another 30 minutes in and my stomach is gurgling almost audibly over the music, I can't hold it, the storm is too mighty for my o-ring.  I tap my Uncle on the shoulder and casually whisper to him asking if he can hit a rest stop as I need to go. He yells back "just hold it we'll be there in a few minutes" 

 

I'm starting to panic, I know I won't make it. I completely lose my cool, and start to lose the battle at sphincter pass.  

 

I blurt out probably in the voice of a child thinking they'll never see their parents again "pull over"

 

He turns the radio down sensing the gravity of the situation, and says what?

 

I then yell pull over! Let me out!

 

He almost doesn't understand my complete and utter terror and panic.

 

He starts to switch lanes, not fast enough for me, so I scream "pull over!"

 

He calmly says I'm getting over to which I reply " it's leaking out!" The look on Martha's face as I screamed and she must have noticed my pain will never leave me.

 

I further stress that he needs to pull over by screaming "I can smell it!" 

 

It was then that we hit the shoulder and being on the wrong side to climb directly out Martha jumps out with the car slowing to a stop and drags her feet for a few feet before the car stopped completely. I squirm out knowing that I'm filling my boxers with every move I make.

 

I run behind a tree and unleash hell, I use both socks and my tee shirt to clean up the crime scene but it's not enough. 

 

I have to call for my uncle to bring more resources for the final cleaning. He obliges by giving me his shirt, which I use every inch of.

 

I then ask for something to wear, as everything of mine was soiled.

 

He returns with a shirt from his trunk, which I put on like shorts and shamefully walk back to the car, almost in tears of embarrassment. 

 

We decide I'm no longer dressed for the music festival and wind up driving the hour plus way back to his house with the windows down in total silence.  

 

I don't think I have to tell you that I didn't hook up with Martha.

 

But I do have one of the best shitting yourself stories ever.

 

Didn't happen

11 days ago
12/1/12
Posts: 6072
sucromai -
Soup and Beer -

I remember a long time ago Homeslice made a thread about a sure fire way to win at the casino is to just double the bet every time just like OP did.  OP's threads sure reminds me a lot of Homeslice's threads.

You seem obsessed with Homeslice. Fucked you up the ass did he? 

#faggot

Already created a new homoslice account.  That didn’t take long...

11 days ago
1/24/15
Posts: 12179
ABCTT_sakurabas ear - 

I have this saved in my phone in my notes, it’s my most embarrassing moment. Please enjoy it. 
 

Let me set the stage, I'm 16, I think I'm the funniest person alive. I'm spending the summer with my Uncle (a hippy) in VA, and his then Girlfriend. They have friends over almost everyday and night hanging out, we're all drinking and smoking a little shitty weed and I start to think this chick Martha (who had huge cans) is starting to like me because I'm so cute/funny.

 

We decide to go to a music festival in Richmond, about 1.5 hours away. So we stop at an "Italian" restaurant named Luigies before the journey, I get a meatball calzone and proceed to make everyone laugh all afternoon and at the restaurant.  We take off and about 30 minutes into the ride as I'm trying to smooth talk Martha in the back seat I feel the rumble start. Not good. So not wanting to alert Martha to the shit storm brewing in my belly I try to tough it out. What happens next is tragic.

 

We get about another 30 minutes in and my stomach is gurgling almost audibly over the music, I can't hold it, the storm is too mighty for my o-ring.  I tap my Uncle on the shoulder and casually whisper to him asking if he can hit a rest stop as I need to go. He yells back "just hold it we'll be there in a few minutes" 

 

I'm starting to panic, I know I won't make it. I completely lose my cool, and start to lose the battle at sphincter pass.  

 

I blurt out probably in the voice of a child thinking they'll never see their parents again "pull over"

 

He turns the radio down sensing the gravity of the situation, and says what?

 

I then yell pull over! Let me out!

 

He almost doesn't understand my complete and utter terror and panic.

 

He starts to switch lanes, not fast enough for me, so I scream "pull over!"

 

He calmly says I'm getting over to which I reply " it's leaking out!" The look on Martha's face as I screamed and she must have noticed my pain will never leave me.

 

I further stress that he needs to pull over by screaming "I can smell it!" 

 

It was then that we hit the shoulder and being on the wrong side to climb directly out Martha jumps out with the car slowing to a stop and drags her feet for a few feet before the car stopped completely. I squirm out knowing that I'm filling my boxers with every move I make.

 

I run behind a tree and unleash hell, I use both socks and my tee shirt to clean up the crime scene but it's not enough. 

 

I have to call for my uncle to bring more resources for the final cleaning. He obliges by giving me his shirt, which I use every inch of.

 

I then ask for something to wear, as everything of mine was soiled.

 

He returns with a shirt from his trunk, which I put on like shorts and shamefully walk back to the car, almost in tears of embarrassment. 

 

We decide I'm no longer dressed for the music festival and wind up driving the hour plus way back to his house with the windows down in total silence.  

 

I don't think I have to tell you that I didn't hook up with Martha.

 

But I do have one of the best shitting yourself stories ever.

 


I’ll bet Martha still thinks about you to this very day.
11 days ago
1/13/11
Posts: 23694
ABCTT Dos -
ABCTT_sakurabas ear - 

I have this saved in my phone in my notes, it’s my most embarrassing moment. Please enjoy it. 
 

Let me set the stage, I'm 16, I think I'm the funniest person alive. I'm spending the summer with my Uncle (a hippy) in VA, and his then Girlfriend. They have friends over almost everyday and night hanging out, we're all drinking and smoking a little shitty weed and I start to think this chick Martha (who had huge cans) is starting to like me because I'm so cute/funny.

 

We decide to go to a music festival in Richmond, about 1.5 hours away. So we stop at an "Italian" restaurant named Luigies before the journey, I get a meatball calzone and proceed to make everyone laugh all afternoon and at the restaurant.  We take off and about 30 minutes into the ride as I'm trying to smooth talk Martha in the back seat I feel the rumble start. Not good. So not wanting to alert Martha to the shit storm brewing in my belly I try to tough it out. What happens next is tragic.

 

We get about another 30 minutes in and my stomach is gurgling almost audibly over the music, I can't hold it, the storm is too mighty for my o-ring.  I tap my Uncle on the shoulder and casually whisper to him asking if he can hit a rest stop as I need to go. He yells back "just hold it we'll be there in a few minutes" 

 

I'm starting to panic, I know I won't make it. I completely lose my cool, and start to lose the battle at sphincter pass.  

 

I blurt out probably in the voice of a child thinking they'll never see their parents again "pull over"

 

He turns the radio down sensing the gravity of the situation, and says what?

 

I then yell pull over! Let me out!

 

He almost doesn't understand my complete and utter terror and panic.

 

He starts to switch lanes, not fast enough for me, so I scream "pull over!"

 

He calmly says I'm getting over to which I reply " it's leaking out!" The look on Martha's face as I screamed and she must have noticed my pain will never leave me.

 

I further stress that he needs to pull over by screaming "I can smell it!" 

 

It was then that we hit the shoulder and being on the wrong side to climb directly out Martha jumps out with the car slowing to a stop and drags her feet for a few feet before the car stopped completely. I squirm out knowing that I'm filling my boxers with every move I make.

 

I run behind a tree and unleash hell, I use both socks and my tee shirt to clean up the crime scene but it's not enough. 

 

I have to call for my uncle to bring more resources for the final cleaning. He obliges by giving me his shirt, which I use every inch of.

 

I then ask for something to wear, as everything of mine was soiled.

 

He returns with a shirt from his trunk, which I put on like shorts and shamefully walk back to the car, almost in tears of embarrassment. 

 

We decide I'm no longer dressed for the music festival and wind up driving the hour plus way back to his house with the windows down in total silence.  

 

I don't think I have to tell you that I didn't hook up with Martha.

 

But I do have one of the best shitting yourself stories ever.

 


I’ll bet Martha still thinks about you to this very day.

 she probably does, I’m the one that got away. 
 

 

such a great time in my life. It started me on the path of hating myself. 

11 days ago
10/19/19
Posts: 1485
ABCTT_sakurabas ear -

I have this saved in my phone in my notes, it’s my most embarrassing moment. Please enjoy it. 
 

Let me set the stage, I'm 16, I think I'm the funniest person alive. I'm spending the summer with my Uncle (a hippy) in VA, and his then Girlfriend. They have friends over almost everyday and night hanging out, we're all drinking and smoking a little shitty weed and I start to think this chick Martha (who had huge cans) is starting to like me because I'm so cute/funny.

 

We decide to go to a music festival in Richmond, about 1.5 hours away. So we stop at an "Italian" restaurant named Luigies before the journey, I get a meatball calzone and proceed to make everyone laugh all afternoon and at the restaurant.  We take off and about 30 minutes into the ride as I'm trying to smooth talk Martha in the back seat I feel the rumble start. Not good. So not wanting to alert Martha to the shit storm brewing in my belly I try to tough it out. What happens next is tragic.

 

We get about another 30 minutes in and my stomach is gurgling almost audibly over the music, I can't hold it, the storm is too mighty for my o-ring.  I tap my Uncle on the shoulder and casually whisper to him asking if he can hit a rest stop as I need to go. He yells back "just hold it we'll be there in a few minutes" 

 

I'm starting to panic, I know I won't make it. I completely lose my cool, and start to lose the battle at sphincter pass.  

 

I blurt out probably in the voice of a child thinking they'll never see their parents again "pull over"

 

He turns the radio down sensing the gravity of the situation, and says what?

 

I then yell pull over! Let me out!

 

He almost doesn't understand my complete and utter terror and panic.

 

He starts to switch lanes, not fast enough for me, so I scream "pull over!"

 

He calmly says I'm getting over to which I reply " it's leaking out!" The look on Martha's face as I screamed and she must have noticed my pain will never leave me.

 

I further stress that he needs to pull over by screaming "I can smell it!" 

 

It was then that we hit the shoulder and being on the wrong side to climb directly out Martha jumps out with the car slowing to a stop and drags her feet for a few feet before the car stopped completely. I squirm out knowing that I'm filling my boxers with every move I make.

 

I run behind a tree and unleash hell, I use both socks and my tee shirt to clean up the crime scene but it's not enough. 

 

I have to call for my uncle to bring more resources for the final cleaning. He obliges by giving me his shirt, which I use every inch of.

 

I then ask for something to wear, as everything of mine was soiled.

 

He returns with a shirt from his trunk, which I put on like shorts and shamefully walk back to the car, almost in tears of embarrassment. 

 

We decide I'm no longer dressed for the music festival and wind up driving the hour plus way back to his house with the windows down in total silence.  

 

I don't think I have to tell you that I didn't hook up with Martha.

 

But I do have one of the best shitting yourself stories ever.

 

lmaoo wow dude that is for sure shitty,,..but a damn funny story, u had me laughing from the start, that was incredible wow, thank u so much for that lol

11 days ago
11/21/19
Posts: 87
ABCTT_sakurabas ear -
ABCTT Dos -
ABCTT_sakurabas ear - 

I have this saved in my phone in my notes, it’s my most embarrassing moment. Please enjoy it. 
 

Let me set the stage, I'm 16, I think I'm the funniest person alive. I'm spending the summer with my Uncle (a hippy) in VA, and his then Girlfriend. They have friends over almost everyday and night hanging out, we're all drinking and smoking a little shitty weed and I start to think this chick Martha (who had huge cans) is starting to like me because I'm so cute/funny.

 

We decide to go to a music festival in Richmond, about 1.5 hours away. So we stop at an "Italian" restaurant named Luigies before the journey, I get a meatball calzone and proceed to make everyone laugh all afternoon and at the restaurant.  We take off and about 30 minutes into the ride as I'm trying to smooth talk Martha in the back seat I feel the rumble start. Not good. So not wanting to alert Martha to the shit storm brewing in my belly I try to tough it out. What happens next is tragic.

 

We get about another 30 minutes in and my stomach is gurgling almost audibly over the music, I can't hold it, the storm is too mighty for my o-ring.  I tap my Uncle on the shoulder and casually whisper to him asking if he can hit a rest stop as I need to go. He yells back "just hold it we'll be there in a few minutes" 

 

I'm starting to panic, I know I won't make it. I completely lose my cool, and start to lose the battle at sphincter pass.  

 

I blurt out probably in the voice of a child thinking they'll never see their parents again "pull over"

 

He turns the radio down sensing the gravity of the situation, and says what?

 

I then yell pull over! Let me out!

 

He almost doesn't understand my complete and utter terror and panic.

 

He starts to switch lanes, not fast enough for me, so I scream "pull over!"

 

He calmly says I'm getting over to which I reply " it's leaking out!" The look on Martha's face as I screamed and she must have noticed my pain will never leave me.

 

I further stress that he needs to pull over by screaming "I can smell it!" 

 

It was then that we hit the shoulder and being on the wrong side to climb directly out Martha jumps out with the car slowing to a stop and drags her feet for a few feet before the car stopped completely. I squirm out knowing that I'm filling my boxers with every move I make.

 

I run behind a tree and unleash hell, I use both socks and my tee shirt to clean up the crime scene but it's not enough. 

 

I have to call for my uncle to bring more resources for the final cleaning. He obliges by giving me his shirt, which I use every inch of.

 

I then ask for something to wear, as everything of mine was soiled.

 

He returns with a shirt from his trunk, which I put on like shorts and shamefully walk back to the car, almost in tears of embarrassment. 

 

We decide I'm no longer dressed for the music festival and wind up driving the hour plus way back to his house with the windows down in total silence.  

 

I don't think I have to tell you that I didn't hook up with Martha.

 

But I do have one of the best shitting yourself stories ever.

 


I’ll bet Martha still thinks about you to this very day.

 she probably does, I’m the one that got away. 
 

 

such a great time in my life. It started me on the path of hating myself. 

lol

11 days ago
10/19/19
Posts: 1486
ChucksChin -

Got caught in high school getting a blowjob in the girls bathroom . She was an easy 250lbs but could've been kilo's . 

did u get to take a look at her butt lol how did it look lol

11 days ago
10/19/19
Posts: 1487
ABCTT_sakurabas ear -
ABCTT Dos -
ABCTT_sakurabas ear - 

I have this saved in my phone in my notes, it’s my most embarrassing moment. Please enjoy it. 
 

Let me set the stage, I'm 16, I think I'm the funniest person alive. I'm spending the summer with my Uncle (a hippy) in VA, and his then Girlfriend. They have friends over almost everyday and night hanging out, we're all drinking and smoking a little shitty weed and I start to think this chick Martha (who had huge cans) is starting to like me because I'm so cute/funny.

 

We decide to go to a music festival in Richmond, about 1.5 hours away. So we stop at an "Italian" restaurant named Luigies before the journey, I get a meatball calzone and proceed to make everyone laugh all afternoon and at the restaurant.  We take off and about 30 minutes into the ride as I'm trying to smooth talk Martha in the back seat I feel the rumble start. Not good. So not wanting to alert Martha to the shit storm brewing in my belly I try to tough it out. What happens next is tragic.

 

We get about another 30 minutes in and my stomach is gurgling almost audibly over the music, I can't hold it, the storm is too mighty for my o-ring.  I tap my Uncle on the shoulder and casually whisper to him asking if he can hit a rest stop as I need to go. He yells back "just hold it we'll be there in a few minutes" 

 

I'm starting to panic, I know I won't make it. I completely lose my cool, and start to lose the battle at sphincter pass.  

 

I blurt out probably in the voice of a child thinking they'll never see their parents again "pull over"

 

He turns the radio down sensing the gravity of the situation, and says what?

 

I then yell pull over! Let me out!

 

He almost doesn't understand my complete and utter terror and panic.

 

He starts to switch lanes, not fast enough for me, so I scream "pull over!"

 

He calmly says I'm getting over to which I reply " it's leaking out!" The look on Martha's face as I screamed and she must have noticed my pain will never leave me.

 

I further stress that he needs to pull over by screaming "I can smell it!" 

 

It was then that we hit the shoulder and being on the wrong side to climb directly out Martha jumps out with the car slowing to a stop and drags her feet for a few feet before the car stopped completely. I squirm out knowing that I'm filling my boxers with every move I make.

 

I run behind a tree and unleash hell, I use both socks and my tee shirt to clean up the crime scene but it's not enough. 

 

I have to call for my uncle to bring more resources for the final cleaning. He obliges by giving me his shirt, which I use every inch of.

 

I then ask for something to wear, as everything of mine was soiled.

 

He returns with a shirt from his trunk, which I put on like shorts and shamefully walk back to the car, almost in tears of embarrassment. 

 

We decide I'm no longer dressed for the music festival and wind up driving the hour plus way back to his house with the windows down in total silence.  

 

I don't think I have to tell you that I didn't hook up with Martha.

 

But I do have one of the best shitting yourself stories ever.

 


I’ll bet Martha still thinks about you to this very day.

 she probably does, I’m the one that got away. 
 

 

such a great time in my life. It started me on the path of hating myself. 

dont hate yourself man, u r a good story teller lol

11 days ago
5/1/16
Posts: 445
Kevinbarbers1 -
ChucksChin -

Got caught in high school getting a blowjob in the girls bathroom . She was an easy 250lbs but could've been kilo's . 

did u get to take a look at her butt lol how did it look lol

Two sad pancakes. 

11 days ago
11/28/19
Posts: 24
ChucksChin -
Kevinbarbers1 -
ChucksChin -

Got caught in high school getting a blowjob in the girls bathroom . She was an easy 250lbs but could've been kilo's . 

did u get to take a look at her butt lol how did it look lol

Two sad pancakes. 

Similar to your girl huh

Edited: 11 days ago
5/1/16
Posts: 446
sucromai -
ChucksChin -
Kevinbarbers1 -
ChucksChin -

Got caught in high school getting a blowjob in the girls bathroom . She was an easy 250lbs but could've been kilo's . 

did u get to take a look at her butt lol how did it look lol

Two sad pancakes. 

Similar to your girl huh

Same girl , but at least after her 3rd gastric bypass she doesn't smell like pepperoni left in the sun 

11 days ago
12/1/12
Posts: 6074

I accidentally got caught watching this in public...

 

11 days ago
11/11/11
Posts: 23696

 

11 days ago
5/27/09
Posts: 32140

I threw a New Years party once and nobody showed up & it wasn't like I was in high school either .... I was an adult

11 days ago
10/2/12
Posts: 11560

1500 posts in month? You should be embarrassed. 

11 days ago
10/19/19
Posts: 1496
JuicedBeast -

I accidentally got caught watching this in public...

 

Keep watchin

11 days ago
10/19/19
Posts: 1497
bakobell -

1500 posts in month? You should be embarrassed. 

Nope Lol