OtherGround Forums Official Mueller Report Thread

4/18/19 7:27 AM
11/28/09
Posts: 39305

Pres conference at 930am EST

 Document release at approx 11am EST

 

Lots of potential for hilarity on either side today.

 

GO!

4/18/19 7:28 AM
3/3/18
Posts: 7508

Prepare to be underwhelmed. The report is not expected to be a breakdown of everything the investigation found out. It's just an explanation of prosecutorial decisions and declinations. I assume most of what's in there is already known and probably the majority of it has to deal with Manafort etc.

4/18/19 7:32 AM
10/15/13
Posts: 28695
Ill Portents -

Prepare to be underwhelmed. The report is not expected to be a breakdown of everything the investigation found out. It's just an explanation of prosecutorial decisions and declinations. I assume most of what's in there is already known and probably the majority of it has to deal with Manafort etc.

/Thread

 

As we've been saying for years now, nothing to see here. This chapter of the Dems' "Impeach Fore Fie" is closed.

4/18/19 7:34 AM
6/3/03
Posts: 99698

In for hilarity and meltdowns. 

4/18/19 7:38 AM
11/28/09
Posts: 39306
Har_L -
Ill Portents -

Prepare to be underwhelmed. The report is not expected to be a breakdown of everything the investigation found out. It's just an explanation of prosecutorial decisions and declinations. I assume most of what's in there is already known and probably the majority of it has to deal with Manafort etc.

there once a portent so ill

it ran up an excessive bill

its handler therefore

would pay no more

and portents was put on the pill

Awesome.

Edited: 4/18/19 8:16 AM
10/15/13
Posts: 28697
Har_L -
Ill Portents -

Prepare to be underwhelmed. The report is not expected to be a breakdown of everything the investigation found out. It's just an explanation of prosecutorial decisions and declinations. I assume most of what's in there is already known and probably the majority of it has to deal with Manafort etc.

there once a portent so ill

it ran up an excessive bill

its handler therefore

would pay no more

and portents was put on the pill

Greast, now that you wrote a Haiku/Limerick/Poem/Fuck all y'all about him he's gonna think he's actually somebody now. Much like Steve Martin in The Jerk, when he discovers his name in the phonebook.

Edited: 4/18/19 7:50 AM
8/1/13
Posts: 15525
Al Cappucino -
Har_L -
Ill Portents -

Prepare to be underwhelmed. The report is not expected to be a breakdown of everything the investigation found out. It's just an explanation of prosecutorial decisions and declinations. I assume most of what's in there is already known and probably the majority of it has to deal with Manafort etc.

there once a portent so ill

it ran up an excessive bill

its handler therefore

would pay no more

and portents was put on the pill

Greast, now that you wrote a Haiku about him he's gonna think he's actually somebody now. Much like Steve Martin in The Jerk, when he discovers his name in the phonebook.

LOL

4/18/19 7:51 AM
8/1/13
Posts: 15526

 

4/18/19 7:53 AM
10/31/05
Posts: 5319
Al Cappucino - 
Har_L -
Ill Portents -

Prepare to be underwhelmed. The report is not expected to be a breakdown of everything the investigation found out. It's just an explanation of prosecutorial decisions and declinations. I assume most of what's in there is already known and probably the majority of it has to deal with Manafort etc.

there once a portent so ill

it ran up an excessive bill

its handler therefore

would pay no more

and portents was put on the pill

Greast, now that you wrote a Haiku about him he's gonna think he's actually somebody now. Much like Steve Martin in The Jerk, when he discovers his name in the phonebook.


I believe that's actually a limerick.
4/18/19 7:55 AM
8/1/13
Posts: 15527
Har_L -
Ill Portents -

Prepare to be underwhelmed. The report is not expected to be a breakdown of everything the investigation found out. It's just an explanation of prosecutorial decisions and declinations. I assume most of what's in there is already known and probably the majority of it has to deal with Manafort etc.

there once a portent so ill

it ran up an excessive bill

its handler therefore

would pay no more

and portents was put on the pill

Solid

4/18/19 8:01 AM
6/3/03
Posts: 99699

Anyone got that Trump/Money for Nothing meme?

Pretty sure it said “Mueller’s got nothing and the left goes reee”. 

4/18/19 8:03 AM
6/27/09
Posts: 25146

Sub 

4/18/19 8:05 AM
9/10/07
Posts: 21708
in for baseless gloating!
4/18/19 8:09 AM
6/3/03
Posts: 99701
dabigchet - in for baseless gloating!

Ok, I’ll bite, how is it baseless?

The left has touted the Mueller report as the be all, end all/absolute word on Trump’s collusion with Russia, but now that it doesn’t say what they want it to say it means fuckall?

Cmon, bro. 

4/18/19 8:10 AM
8/1/13
Posts: 15528
dabigchet - in for baseless gloating!

I'm not nearly full enough.

4/18/19 8:12 AM
8/1/13
Posts: 15529
Nitecrawler -
dabigchet - in for baseless gloating!

Ok, I’ll bite, how is it baseless?

The left has touted the Mueller report as the be all, end all/absolute word on Trump’s collusion with Russia, but now that it doesn’t say what they want it to say it means fuckall?

Cmon, bro. 

 

4/18/19 8:14 AM
10/2/06
Posts: 19003
Nitecrawler -
dabigchet - in for baseless gloating!

Ok, I’ll bite, how is it baseless?

The left has touted the Mueller report as the be all, end all/absolute word on Trump’s collusion with Russia, but now that it doesn’t say what they want it to say it means fuckall?

Cmon, bro. 

An edited version is being released. Why are things being edited?

 

Release the entire report, and if Trump is clean as a whistle....sheeeit, he walks into 2020 with no questions asked.

 

Even Obama squashed Trump with the birther conspiracy by just laying his cards on the table.

 

Facts win the game, son. Release the unedited report!

4/18/19 8:15 AM
11/28/09
Posts: 39307
Al Cappucino -
Har_L -
Ill Portents -

Prepare to be underwhelmed. The report is not expected to be a breakdown of everything the investigation found out. It's just an explanation of prosecutorial decisions and declinations. I assume most of what's in there is already known and probably the majority of it has to deal with Manafort etc.

there once a portent so ill

it ran up an excessive bill

its handler therefore

would pay no more

and portents was put on the pill

Greast, now that you wrote a Haiku about him he's gonna think he's actually somebody now. Much like Steve Martin in The Jerk, when he discovers his name in the phonebook.

Limerick, IMO 

4/18/19 8:15 AM
10/15/13
Posts: 28698
Sgt_Doakes_Got_Jokes -
Nitecrawler -
dabigchet - in for baseless gloating!

Ok, I’ll bite, how is it baseless?

The left has touted the Mueller report as the be all, end all/absolute word on Trump’s collusion with Russia, but now that it doesn’t say what they want it to say it means fuckall?

Cmon, bro. 

An edited version is being released. Why are things being edited?

 

Release the entire report, and if Trump is clean as a whistle....sheeeit, he walks into 2020 with no questions asked.

 

Even Obama squashed Trump with the birther conspiracy by just laying his cards on the table.

 

Facts win the game, son. Release the unedited report!

"Why are things being edited"

 

Does this really need to be explaiined to you...AGAIN?

 

 

4/18/19 8:16 AM
11/28/09
Posts: 39308
Sgt_Doakes_Got_Jokes -
Nitecrawler -
dabigchet - in for baseless gloating!

Ok, I’ll bite, how is it baseless?

The left has touted the Mueller report as the be all, end all/absolute word on Trump’s collusion with Russia, but now that it doesn’t say what they want it to say it means fuckall?

Cmon, bro. 

An edited version is being released. Why are things being edited?

 

Release the entire report, and if Trump is clean as a whistle....sheeeit, he walks into 2020 with no questions asked.

 

Even Obama squashed Trump with the birther conspiracy by just laying his cards on the table.

 

Facts win the game, son. Release the unedited report!

Edited or redacted by law...  same thing really

4/18/19 8:16 AM
10/15/13
Posts: 28699
BonedByPicograms* -
Al Cappucino -
Har_L -
Ill Portents -

Prepare to be underwhelmed. The report is not expected to be a breakdown of everything the investigation found out. It's just an explanation of prosecutorial decisions and declinations. I assume most of what's in there is already known and probably the majority of it has to deal with Manafort etc.

there once a portent so ill

it ran up an excessive bill

its handler therefore

would pay no more

and portents was put on the pill

Greast, now that you wrote a Haiku about him he's gonna think he's actually somebody now. Much like Steve Martin in The Jerk, when he discovers his name in the phonebook.

Limerick, IMO 

FIXED

4/18/19 8:17 AM
8/1/13
Posts: 15530
Sgt_Doakes_Got_Jokes -
Nitecrawler -
dabigchet - in for baseless gloating!

Ok, I’ll bite, how is it baseless?

The left has touted the Mueller report as the be all, end all/absolute word on Trump’s collusion with Russia, but now that it doesn’t say what they want it to say it means fuckall?

Cmon, bro. 

An edited version is being released. Why are things being edited?

 

Release the entire report, and if Trump is clean as a whistle....sheeeit, he walks into 2020 with no questions asked.

 

Even Obama squashed Trump with the birther conspiracy by just laying his cards on the table.

 

Facts win the game, son. Release the unedited report!

Geeze dude, are you serious?

4/18/19 8:22 AM
10/2/06
Posts: 19005
camicom -
Sgt_Doakes_Got_Jokes -
Nitecrawler -
dabigchet - in for baseless gloating!

Ok, I’ll bite, how is it baseless?

The left has touted the Mueller report as the be all, end all/absolute word on Trump’s collusion with Russia, but now that it doesn’t say what they want it to say it means fuckall?

Cmon, bro. 

An edited version is being released. Why are things being edited?

 

Release the entire report, and if Trump is clean as a whistle....sheeeit, he walks into 2020 with no questions asked.

 

Even Obama squashed Trump with the birther conspiracy by just laying his cards on the table.

 

Facts win the game, son. Release the unedited report!

Geeze dude, are you serious?

I dont care to see the unedited version. I get the "classified information".

I'm saying for those in office to shut up any doubters. 

I'm saying, Trump can put whip cream on his weiner and tell Pelosi "Bon appetite" by letting her read the unedited version, showing there is nothing to hide. 

 

4/18/19 8:24 AM
9/10/07
Posts: 21709
Nitecrawler - 
dabigchet - in for baseless gloating!

Ok, I’ll bite, how is it baseless?

The left has touted the Mueller report as the be all, end all/absolute word on Trump’s collusion with Russia, but now that it doesn’t say what they want it to say it means fuckall?

Cmon, bro. 


who, specifically, was predicting a trump indictment out of the mueller report?

you declaring what is in a report that you have not seen is an excellent head start on today's baseless gloating.
4/18/19 8:25 AM
10/15/13
Posts: 28700
Sgt_Doakes_Got_Jokes -
camicom -
Sgt_Doakes_Got_Jokes -
Nitecrawler -
dabigchet - in for baseless gloating!

Ok, I’ll bite, how is it baseless?

The left has touted the Mueller report as the be all, end all/absolute word on Trump’s collusion with Russia, but now that it doesn’t say what they want it to say it means fuckall?

Cmon, bro. 

An edited version is being released. Why are things being edited?

 

Release the entire report, and if Trump is clean as a whistle....sheeeit, he walks into 2020 with no questions asked.

 

Even Obama squashed Trump with the birther conspiracy by just laying his cards on the table.

 

Facts win the game, son. Release the unedited report!

Geeze dude, are you serious?

I dont care to see the unedited version. I get the "classified information".

I'm saying for those in office to shut up any doubters. 

I'm saying, Trump can put whip cream on his weiner and tell Pelosi "Bon appetite" by letting her read the unedited version, showing there is nothing to hide. 

 

Congress is a sieve. Names and adresses of the over 500 people interviewed/interrogated will be released to the press in dribs and drabs. Fuck that.

Rosenstein and Mueller both hate Trump, and they are integral to the redaction process, so they in no way are aiding in hiding anything that could damn Trump.