A: We're not buying Greenland. (It would be pretty great though)
B: China is trying to invest billions in it. You might wanna look into that.
C: Trump might be smart, he just put that issue on the map, if anyone can see past their own noses
Reporter: Mr President, what is your view of the Irish backstop issue in Brexit negotiations? Do you think it will affect US-UK trade relations?
Trump: I think we should wear our underwear on the outside of our pants
The world: lol
The OG: Of course we're not going to do that, but Trump might have a point here. Underwear would get less dirty that way, or if it did get dirty, it would be an easier kind of stain to wash. If you could get past your TDS, you might notice that Trump looks at the big picture.