OtherGround Forums SI SWIMSUIT issue - Sized, Bald, 56yr old women!

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1/24/20
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I'll say it again... You younger guys have no idea how good you had it growing up with the internet. The SI Swimsuit Edition is what we had to beat off to growing up if we couldn't find one of the old man's porno mags. I can't imagine if this was what we would've been stuck with havihg to fap to. I suppose I would've managed, but damn.

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3/1/10
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MahomesIsYourDaddy -

I'll say it again... You younger guys have no idea how good you had it growing up with the internet. The SI Swimsuit Edition is what we had to beat off to growing up if we couldn't find one of the old man's porno mags. I can't imagine if this was what we would've been stuck with havihg to fap to. I suppose I would've managed, but damn.

I can instantly tell which OGers grew up masturbating to Sears catalogs just from their posting style.

 

Bunch of beta CUCKS.

2 days ago
6/3/11
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Willin -

Wood.

Me too. But you can see butt cheeks from the front. Usually not a good thing. 

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2/12/14
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Willin -

So wait... she just chooses to be bald? SO BRAVE! OMG!

 

 

The finalists include Philadelphia native Christie Valdiserri, a 25-year-old fitness instructor and dancer whose personal style includes are bald head.

"I was inspired to attend the Model Search in Miami when I finally had enough strength and confidence in myself as a bald woman," Valdiserri recently said.

 

 

 

 

bllllllleeeeeeeeecccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!

 

god help me dry heaving.

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3/14/04
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John Cable - 
Willin -

So wait... she just chooses to be bald? SO BRAVE! OMG!

 

 

The finalists include Philadelphia native Christie Valdiserri, a 25-year-old fitness instructor and dancer whose personal style includes are bald head.

"I was inspired to attend the Model Search in Miami when I finally had enough strength and confidence in myself as a bald woman," Valdiserri recently said.

 

 

 

 

bllllllleeeeeeeeecccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!

 

god help me dry heaving.


She's actually not that bad looking. The bald head isn't the problem, the real problem is the granny panties bathing suit bottom. If she was wearing a normal bathing suit she wouldn't look half bad.
2 days ago
5/14/10
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Way to body shame all of the out of shape 56 year old women who don't have the genes to maintain a good figure like that. What a bunch of insensitive jerks.

2 days ago
1/12/06
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The bald chick is a 25yr old fitness trainer & dancer with alopecia, just saw her instagram, she's hot as hell with hair/wig. She's embracing her situation, good for her. 

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1/1/01
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angryinch - If they want a hot 50+ year old they should get Elizabeth Hurley or even bring back Christie Brinkley.

Christie Brinkley is TEN years older than that model and arguably looks better.

2 days ago
1/12/12
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Just not into "The Last Air Bender" look.

But quit complaining.  It's only a matter of time before SI starts show casing the trannies.

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10/16/07
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VTCO -
MahomesIsYourDaddy -

I'll say it again... You younger guys have no idea how good you had it growing up with the internet. The SI Swimsuit Edition is what we had to beat off to growing up if we couldn't find one of the old man's porno mags. I can't imagine if this was what we would've been stuck with havihg to fap to. I suppose I would've managed, but damn.

I can instantly tell which OGers grew up masturbating to Sears catalogs just from their posting style.

 

Bunch of beta CUCKS.

Yeah...my thoughts exactly...I broke my dick in on much worse pictures than the ones on this thread.

 

i like the 56 year old....it's important for women over 40 to realize their is no excuse for not being in shape, sexy, and enthusiastic about being objectified. 

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3/14/04
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Lofland - 
angryinch - If they want a hot 50+ year old they should get Elizabeth Hurley or even bring back Christie Brinkley.

Christie Brinkley is TEN years older than that model and arguably looks better.


Arguably? It's not even close. I mean, that woman is in better shape than the average 52 year old American woman, 90% of which would be pushed back into the water if they went to the beach, but compared to a truly fit 50+ year old, she's pretty sloppy.
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12/25/12
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Willin -

Wood.

Definitely gnna get it

2 days ago
3/15/19
Posts: 341
MahomesIsYourDaddy -

I'll say it again... You younger guys have no idea how good you had it growing up with the internet. The SI Swimsuit Edition is what we had to beat off to growing up if we couldn't find one of the old man's porno mags. I can't imagine if this was what we would've been stuck with havihg to fap to. I suppose I would've managed, but damn.

Holy shit this is so true. 

2 days ago
1/1/01
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OP be gay as fuck. 

2 days ago
1/1/01
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i'm down with that silver fox

2 days ago
2/27/12
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I'm down with the older one, the bald one whatever. 

2 days ago
2/25/17
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should've got Lizzo for the cover
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I'd tear that up!

 

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3/1/10
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sacredhate -
VTCO -
MahomesIsYourDaddy -

I'll say it again... You younger guys have no idea how good you had it growing up with the internet. The SI Swimsuit Edition is what we had to beat off to growing up if we couldn't find one of the old man's porno mags. I can't imagine if this was what we would've been stuck with havihg to fap to. I suppose I would've managed, but damn.

I can instantly tell which OGers grew up masturbating to Sears catalogs just from their posting style.

 

Bunch of beta CUCKS.

Yeah...my thoughts exactly...I broke my dick in on much worse pictures than the ones on this thread.

 

i like the 56 year old....it's important for women over 40 to realize their is no excuse for not being in shape, sexy, and enthusiastic about being objectified. 

Yup. I have no problem with her and if SI really wanted the swimsuit issue to be aspirational for women beyond being an antiquated jerk-off material for kids of yesteryear, they'd have a 56 year old in there.

There are various stock photos of her from other runway events she's been at and she looks way better than the various obese chicks who have been featured in SI who need to be photoshopped to hell to look presentable.

 

The bald chick is hilarious to me. She shaves her head clean as a fashion statement because the gimmick where she takes off her wig during a show is the only way an otherwise generic white chick model would stick out.

 

NO FAT CHICKS. PERIOD.

 

 

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3/12/14
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Scotttbu -


should've got Lizzo for the cover

How many trees would it take to make that fold out cover?

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2/25/06
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7/31/09
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Just cause you're skinny and fit doesnt mean you're attractive. Good for 56 is still 4 years shy of 60 and your skin looks like leather now. The sight of your wrinkly side-vag makes me want to vomit.

 

Let's get some amputees up in dis bitch.

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1/12/12
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Scotttbu - 


should've got Lizzo for the cover

Floppydivac approves...
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4/1/15
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Willin -

Wood.

Damn.

 

I'd break her hip.

1 day ago
5/15/15
Posts: 990
Scotttbu -


should've got Lizzo for the cover

Rick Ross looks good with long hair.