6/13/19 8:19 AM
1/7/06
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6/13/19 8:25 AM
4/10/03
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John Wick -

lol now you got tears in your eyes.  

Now I got tears in eyes. Lol. 

6/13/19 8:56 AM
4/19/17
Posts: 3528

The bouncer should have just poked him in the stomach Pillsbury style.

6/13/19 11:25 AM
3/27/03
Posts: 41601

He forgot what happens when the rest of the burrito isn’t there to watch your back 

6/13/19 11:56 AM
6/28/10
Posts: 28025

He said i been doing since 012

6/13/19 2:41 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 112991

I like the flexing the little guy was doing

6/13/19 7:15 PM
10/10/18
Posts: 476

Intrem belt right there.

6/13/19 7:54 PM
9/4/17
Posts: 14039

I've been plenty drunk at the bar and it never crossed my mind to try and fight the bouncer. Even when I got booted out, it was just "well that sucks". 

6/13/19 8:29 PM
11/10/18
Posts: 2783

Anytime you want to see this exact scenario, just go to a bar in Texas. Mexicans drink like crazy and proceed to fight normal sized men. It always ends badly. 

6/13/19 9:03 PM
10/31/07
Posts: 5897

No one that wears jorts should ever try fighting anyone, ever

6/13/19 9:04 PM
12/25/05
Posts: 2566
Shortstop is lucky that my man showed him mercy.
6/13/19 9:04 PM
10/31/07
Posts: 5898
William H Muncy -

I've been plenty drunk at the bar and it never crossed my mind to try and fight the bouncer. Even when I got booted out, it was just "well that sucks". 

You’re in the minority. I’ve seen this happen hundreds of times in my life. Drunk people all think they are a ufc champion 

6/14/19 1:13 AM
2/29/16
Posts: 5549

Short guys need to know their place.

6/14/19 4:39 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 59538
Funny bouncer story. I hired a stripper for a bachelor party. She was about a 6.5 - 7. Not bad looking or anything, just not spectacular. She brought some meathead as her bodyguard. A number of the guys who were at the party were guys that I had trained with. They were all sizing up the bodyguard like, "we can take him."

To this day, I'm still bewildered about it. Why the fuck would they be sizing up the bodyguard when there was a naked chick dancing for us?

Also, the groom-to-be, after it was all over, said the best part of the experience was being there with all his friends....

Again, I'm like, "WTF?!? The best part is when she stuck a dildo on your forehead and rode it like a cowgirl!!!"